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Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
I'd rather not post a lovely cell phone/webcam photo, does anyone have the "You named it?" panel from Ghostbusters Get Real #3?

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

no, go put water on a grease fire, it's a great idea

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

Numero6 posted:

Gotta call it "Instant Eatery" when I summon something from my fridge.



Needs "Like a animal you piece of poo poo" at the end, ala

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Alaois posted:

no, go put water on a grease fire, it's a great idea

That's not the bit people are reacting to.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Keeshhound posted:

"Then smother the fire with flour or salt, never water." :psyduck:

It says that for grease fires.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
For those who may not be getting it, this is what happens when someone strikes a match inside a flour mill:

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

A double rainbow? Cool!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z366WmYXyGE

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Captain Bravo posted:

For those who may not be getting it, this is what happens when someone strikes a match inside a flour mill:



Took me a while to get the scale of that. Look for the earthmover.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I imagine the idea is that if you upend a pound of flour into your little pan grease fire, it will probably go out, but that isn't necessarily a generalizable principle.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
To be fair, when the Marvel Cookbook was published, flour had a much higher asbestos content.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
Obviously they just think that all white powders in the kitchen are interchangeable.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It might work if the flour was densely enough packed, flour in a cloud is a lot more dangerous than flour in a clump.

I'm almost tempted to try it out and see what happens. I don't think I know anybody with the PPE though, none of the chemists I know work with kabooms.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

muscles like this? posted:

It says that for grease fires.

Yeah, and as has been shown, flour is still a fantastically bad idea for that. What you want to use for a kitchen fire is salt or baking powder.

goatface posted:

It might work if the flour was densely enough packed, flour in a cloud is a lot more dangerous than flour in a clump.

I'm almost tempted to try it out and see what happens. I don't think I know anybody with the PPE though, none of the chemists I know work with kabooms.

It would probably work fine 99/100 times. But that 100th time? DON'T loving DO IT.

Captain Bravo posted:

For those who may not be getting it, this is what happens when someone strikes a match inside a flour mill:


Keeshhound fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Aug 30, 2015

Cangelosi
Nov 17, 2004

"It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."
I'm still wondering why Snowfire didn't have a chance to write a recipe.

All those opportunities to put in cocaine brownies, cocaine snickerdoodles, cocaine pecan divinity, cocaine baked alaska...

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

That's because Snowflame works for the Distinguished Competition.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
So I looked up "flour explosion" and got this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIkk0D2tUU8

That's two loving bags of packed flour taped to what looks like a model rocket engine. I'd like to revise my earlier assessment to "DON'T loving DO IT."

Keeshhound fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Aug 30, 2015

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Coffee creamer also burns nicely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRw4ZRqmxOc

EDIT: I just realized this isn't the OSHA thread...
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693945&pagenumber=1

Uthor fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 30, 2015

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Really, just about any finely dispersed powder will cheerfully explode like that. Such an explosion ruined the largest flour mill in the world (at the time), plus five other mills around it, and another coal explosion was audible 20 miles away. Mess ye not with flammable dusts, but ye take all appropriate protective measures.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > Post Funny Panels (Or flour fireballs/explosions.)

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.




Everything about this drat thing is amazing.

And DC has one, too!



Shameslessly stolen from this article.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Everybody knows you get your pizza from Green Arrow and your smack from Roy.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
And the worlds blandest loving chili

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.
I love this bit! (They were both wrong, it was a horrible alien egg)



Spider-Woman #4


"I am Curious (Yellow)," Gwen? Don't mess this up Spider-Man! (He already has)



The Amazing Spider Man #101

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Note that in issue #100 Peter grew some extra arms.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Die Laughing posted:

Note that in issue #100 Peter grew some extra arms.

Just a few.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Sounds very useful for that exact situation!

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

So apparently I own that aforementioned tidbit of history (sorry for the weird angle and huge camera phone shots):



It's as cheesy and corny as you can imagine.



The Flash vibrates through his drinks to mix them. So anyone drinking it has probably tasted his nut sweat.



Unsettling.



Green Lantern literally fights evil animated food throughout the whole book.



Green Arrow: Posterchild for reckless child endangerment:



And lastly, Batman's need to overcompensate:



He's just so mad about it.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Prez 3

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Comic Neil DeGrasse Tyson is tired of your poo poo.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

hiddenriverninja posted:

So apparently I own that aforementioned tidbit of history (sorry for the weird angle and huge camera phone shots):


Just a heads up, some of your "huge camera phone shots" somehow uploaded as thumbnails.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Comic Neil DeGrasse Tyson is tired of your poo poo.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOFmHMTN5k

3:35

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien


Transmetropolitan 26

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...


I look at that picture and I imagine Hawkman and Hawkwoman just getting into incredibly awkard and uncomfortable domestic rows and arguments during JLA adventures. And everyone turning blind eyes to it.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

joehonkie posted:

I love this bit! (They were both wrong, it was a horrible alien egg)



Spider-Woman #4


"I am Curious (Yellow)," Gwen? Don't mess this up Spider-Man! (He already has)



The Amazing Spider Man #101

Love Story was rated R?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Possibly. A few minutes google-fu suggests it's now a PG, but that was from a re-rating in 2000. And I'm pretty sure PG-13 didn't exist until the 80s.

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
^ It was re-rated down from a GP, which was the equivalent of a PG when it came out.

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Love Story was rated R?

It's been a pretty solid PG (or PG equivalent) ever since it came out. Gwen's clearly high as gently caress.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

You don't remember the graphic decapitation scene in Love Story? You guys must have grown up on the edited for TV version.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Also keep in mind that this was from a time where films could be rated X and not be porn. Midnight Cowboy was X rated and won best picture!

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