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YeahTubaMike posted:he is happily married, and living across the ocean It's cute you think any of that makes a difference.
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Aug 27, 2015 02:18
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darth cookie posted:It's cute you think any of that makes a difference.
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Aug 27, 2015 02:21
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YeahTubaMike posted:my okc profile picture is of me with a guy's arm around me, but he is not, nor has he ever been my boyfriend, and our relationship is so brother-sisterly that it didn't even occur to me that i might be scaring dudes away from my profile with it. That dumb bastard has to look at your okcupid profile and be like, "that's my arm"
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Aug 27, 2015 03:03
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YeahTubaMike posted:my okc profile picture is of me with a guy's arm around me, but he is not, nor has he ever been my boyfriend, and our relationship is so brother-sisterly that it didn't even occur to me that i might be scaring dudes away from my profile with it. See I look at it and think "If you're not over your ex enough to take a new pic, why are you here?" and pass. Granted that's on Tinder which is more a reflex game like fruit ninja. As a general rule for both sexes on any dating sites, think best practice for a main profile pic is just a flattering pic of you. All the "chillin with buds, this is my best friend of the opposite sex totes platonic" can be supplemental pixx. Maybe I'm wrong tho and other dudes like the "guess which of these 4 people mugging for the camera at the bar is me."
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Aug 27, 2015 03:44
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I've always been a fan of the "independent to a fault" crowd. Does that mean I can expect her to just automatically pay for her own poo poo without having a discussion about it beforehand?
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Aug 27, 2015 04:03
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ElGroucho posted:That dumb bastard has to look at your okcupid profile and be like, "that's my arm" he's not even on okcupid holy poo poo is it seriously that big a deal 
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Aug 27, 2015 04:21
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Otisburg posted:See I look at it and think "If you're not over your ex enough to take a new pic, why are you here?" and pass. this s interesting. i wish my most flattering & recent pic didn't have a dude in it.
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Aug 27, 2015 04:23
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YeahTubaMike posted:our relationship is so brother-sisterly To you.
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Aug 27, 2015 04:38
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Had a date with a girl who answered the "wherefore art thou Romeo" question correctly but negged the correct answer from me 
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Aug 27, 2015 04:39
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ROFLBOT posted:Had a date with a girl who answered the "wherefore art thou Romeo" question correctly but negged the correct answer from me Every person I have seen get that question wrong has also answered that they are smarter than most other people.
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Aug 27, 2015 05:15
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darth cookie posted:It's cute you think any of that makes a difference.
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Aug 27, 2015 06:11
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YeahTubaMike posted:this s interesting. i wish my most flattering & recent pic didn't have a dude in it. The power is in your hands. Invite over a friend, get as did up as you care to, get the lights just right, and have them snap away. Heck, this is just IMO, but a decent "selfie" if that's all you can manage is miles better than a cropped guy arm or full-on snuggly dude two-shot for your main profile pic. Whether or not you "think of him as a brother" I guarantee that's not how it comes across to someone scrolling through a few dozen profiles on a search.
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Aug 27, 2015 06:32
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YeahTubaMike posted:he's not even on okcupid holy poo poo is it seriously that big a deal Online dating is based on snap judgments and this is definitely getting snap judged.
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Aug 27, 2015 06:49
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Men pretty much want to lock antlers with any other man we see and fight over females it's just how mating works, sorry ladies
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Aug 27, 2015 07:46
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naem posted:Men pretty much want to lock antlers with any other man we see and fight over females it's just how mating works, sorry ladies speak for urself i inflate my neck sacs and let out a loud croaaaak to let the swamp ladies know i'm available to make tadpoles
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Aug 27, 2015 07:49
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Otisburg posted:Maybe I'm wrong tho and other dudes like the "guess which of these 4 people mugging for the camera at the bar is me." Not a very interesting game I'm afraid. It's the ugly one. It's always the ugly one. That goes for both genders, btw.
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Aug 27, 2015 08:51
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Someone repost that picture of the two girls in a tinder account profile. One of them is down for butt-stuff and it is immediately obvious which one it is.
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Aug 27, 2015 15:49
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ElGroucho posted:Someone repost that picture of the two girls in a tinder account profile. One of them is down for butt-stuff and it is immediately obvious which one it is. 
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Aug 27, 2015 16:01
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i did it, i found my first one for the thread:quote:UPDATE- Looking for a Dungeon Master! 
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Aug 27, 2015 17:13
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Business Gorillas posted:a SAHM, the 's' in a 24/7 TPE CNC M/s dynamic I get that this is one of those "if you need to ask, they're wrong for you" things, but I've got no idea what any of this means. I'm guessing M/s is Master/sub and the 24/7 means they want that to happen outside the bedroom as well, but beyond that I have no idea at all. Is CNC consensual and non-consensual? I'm usually pretty good with working out acronyms, but geez. Honestly, why would you include ridiculous acronyms that confuse 99% of the population on your dating profile instead of just posting on fetlife like the rest of the freaks out there?
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Aug 27, 2015 17:19
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CNC means computerized numerical control. She wants to get hosed by an industrial mill with a dildo bit attached.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:35
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cmndstab posted:I get that this is one of those "if you need to ask, they're wrong for you" things, but I've got no idea what any of this means. I'm guessing M/s is Master/sub and the 24/7 means they want that to happen outside the bedroom as well, but beyond that I have no idea at all. Is CNC consensual and non-consensual? I'm usually pretty good with working out acronyms, but geez. a [stay at home mom], the [sub] in a 24/7 [total power exchange, consensual non-consent (meaning she has given up complete control over her life and autonomy), Master-slave] dynamic I feel real bad for her kid.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:35
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i actually have respect for someone who says they have a kid in the first 2-3 sentences.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:39
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Otisburg posted:speak for urself i inflate my neck sacs and let out a loud croaaaak to let the swamp ladies know i'm available to make tadpoles Hmm... I knew there was another male muscling in my turf... "inflates throat pouch menacingly"
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Aug 27, 2015 17:45
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Uhhh I don't see anything wrong with this. Actually this is the exact sort of woman I would message.., Rime posted:Minin' gold today goons. Minin'....gold. Now her, on the other hand: no. I don't understand why people spend a tremendous amount of time and effort telling others not to message them, but I hope they don't act surprised when people take their advice and stay the hell away. David Corbett fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Aug 27, 2015 |
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Aug 27, 2015 17:50
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notZaar posted:CNC means computerized numerical control. She wants to get hosed by an industrial mill with a dildo bit attached. paco650 posted:a [stay at home mom], the [sub] in a 24/7 [total power exchange, consensual non-consent (meaning she has given up complete control over her life and autonomy), Master-slave] dynamic
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Aug 27, 2015 18:52
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quote:You should message me if
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Aug 29, 2015 05:46
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 this is the only thing in the profile besides the basic info that she's a woman and hasn't done drugs
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Aug 29, 2015 05:56
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Business Gorillas posted:
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Aug 29, 2015 06:27
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a cumpire
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Aug 29, 2015 06:31
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she looks pretty fun + also hot go for it, op
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Aug 29, 2015 14:14
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Business Gorillas posted:
Cream it up
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Aug 29, 2015 15:38
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despite the derpface on the right, it's definitely the one on the left it's always the "normals"
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Aug 29, 2015 22:28
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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quote:hello there. my name is Taylor & have a fat rear end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk1ZO_980DI
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Aug 30, 2015 19:30
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My self-summary I am Erin and I am new to this site. I am looking for a guy that is good to be with. I do not care about the looks, and more important is that he will treat me like a princess and spoils me on what I want. I also look for a guy that is financially capable of whatever I need.  contact me at <redacted>
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Aug 31, 2015 06:46
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if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best
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Aug 31, 2015 07:39
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im one of the most loving, caring people you'll ever meet but if you mess with any of my friends you'll see my bad side!!!!!
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Aug 31, 2015 07:40
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"I''m bubbly" *Gravitational lensing apparent on profile pics*
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Aug 31, 2015 09:48
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"I'm looking for a partner in crime" *balks when asked to be the wheelman on your diamond heist*
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Aug 31, 2015 09:54
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