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From the best fanfic ever:Harry Potter Becomes a Communist posted:"Les Wright learned about the methods of rationality from a Muggle professor named Michael Verres," explained Quirrell sexistly. "Professor Verres was a nice guy who was put in the friendzone by your Aunt Petunia when she accused him of stalking her. It was actually her fault. If she had just been more attractive and confident, she probably would have married him. Women, am I right?" quote:"I would like for you and your friends here to be among the smart people who matter," Quirrell told us bourgeoisly in a sardonic voice of intellectual elitism. "We can only speculate as to what it would have been like if I'd been possessed by Les Wright when I taught you in your first year. Just imagine if you had been raised by Michael Verres and I taught you while being possessed by Les Wright. That would have resulted in a flawlessly intelligent story deserving of the Hugo Award. As it is, I have to work with you after your mind has already been polluted by bad ideas. Fortunately, the fact that you abandoned Dumbledore's libertarianism in favor of communism indicates a willingness on your part to change ideologies."
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Hate Fibration posted:Who is this person, other than a crazy man who pretends to not know what NRx stands for? 
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Aug 31, 2015 16:13
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I love how we have so many new euphemisms for "unemployable douchebag".
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Aug 31, 2015 16:40
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MizPiz posted:John Brown is always a good goto. He did get this badass mural painted of him at the Kansas State Capitol  https://kansassampler.org/8wonders/8wondersofkansas-view.php?id=30
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Aug 31, 2015 16:45
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Spazzle posted:
He's not even using the word right. Freelance does not mean "sit on your rear end and churn out material hoping to make a buck off it". It means that you get paid to work on specific projects with various people.
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Aug 31, 2015 16:53
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It's amazing how many questions this answers.
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Aug 31, 2015 17:10
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Curvature of Earth posted:I love how we have so many new euphemisms for "unemployable douchebag". He's not even using the word right. Freelance does not mean "sit on your rear end and churn out material hoping to make a buck off it". It means that you get paid to work on specific projects with various people. [/quote] The Daily Caller lets him write articles sometimes. I don't think he's broken into Taki's Mag yet.
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Aug 31, 2015 17:38
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Backpfeifengesicht incarnate. For something infinitely more terrifying, click here. When someone from the Cato Institute is calling you a crazy racist-fascist, you have gone seriously overboard. Hate Fibration has a new favorite as of 18:23 on Aug 31, 2015 |
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Aug 31, 2015 18:15
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John Brown was the right kind of lunatic because the only problem with him is that he didn't kill enough people.
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Aug 31, 2015 19:33
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So edgy, I just got tetanus
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Aug 31, 2015 23:55
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quote:The happier the man, the more stupid he is. The more a person enjoys his life, the more superficial his personality. The retard always has a smile on his face no matter what. The better a fellow’s spirits, the more he is possessed by alien beings. Just as the most disgusting woman always laughs the loudest, so the most obtuse man will always be the most outgoing. The slave always greets you with a smile and a kind word. What.
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Sep 1, 2015 00:08
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This is actually exactly how I was thinking when I entered puberty. God I was such a dipshit.
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Sep 1, 2015 00:14
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Let me paraphrase: I don't have a personality and I'm terrified of people realising that, so I'll justify my lack of interesting qualities by claiming people that have friends are bad, dumb, and wrong. Cingulate posted:This is actually exactly how I was thinking when I entered puberty. Yes, but unlike this man, you then grew up. Take pride in that, because if the poo poo posted in this thread is anything to go by, there are a fuckton of people who didn't.
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Sep 1, 2015 00:16
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Sep 1, 2015 00:22
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Big whiny baby blog posted:I have suffered the torment of multiculturalism each and every day that I have been alive; I had to suffer through this hell of diversity my entire life. Someone show this man H.P. Lovecraft. I think he'd love the idea of other races being eldritch abominations.
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Sep 1, 2015 00:44
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edge E D G E Seriously though that's so edgy. I didn't even think of that when I had no friends.
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Sep 1, 2015 00:48
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This guy, Nydwracu, and all other racist right-wing morons have the same background story they like to give out. SJWs / Cathedral / New Englanders didn't like their racism so they devoted their lives to complaining and writing racist screeds on their blogs. It's not even a good excuse for being a worthless bag of poo poo.
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Sep 1, 2015 00:48
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You don't understand me, man, I'm like, too deep for you, I've seen like, the cake is like, a lie, and poo poo, and everything sucks and poo poo, and that's why I cut myself...but not enough to actually draw blood, my parents would kill me.  Shouldn't this guy be off writing fan fiction where Shadow the Hedgehog has sex with Chester Bennington or something?
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Sep 1, 2015 00:53
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Curvature of Earth posted:Someone show this man H.P. Lovecraft. I think he'd love the idea of other races being eldritch abominations. Zero chance he doesn't have a compendium of all the man's works on his bookshelf. Zero.
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Sep 1, 2015 01:03
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Zero chance he doesn't have a compendium of all the man's works on his bookshelf. Zero. Of course. He's a try hard nerd. But what are the chances he actually read any of them?
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Sep 1, 2015 01:41
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Dostoyevsky posted:Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth. I think this guy missed part of that sentence.
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Sep 1, 2015 01:53
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Of course. He's a try hard nerd. But what are the chances he actually read any of them? Pretty good. It's not like it's War and Peace or something.
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Sep 1, 2015 02:02
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Racists these days seemingly prefer to read and tout Tom Wolfe, if nydwracu is anything to go by.
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Sep 1, 2015 02:27
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Merdifex posted:Racists these days seemingly prefer to read and tout Tom Wolfe, if nydwracu is anything to go by. I am somehow not surprised. Still kind of sad about Chesterton though.
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Sep 1, 2015 02:40
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In case you didn't believe that neoreaction is the only rational political ideology, here's a helpful chart to break it down:
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Sep 1, 2015 02:43
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Merdifex posted:In case you didn't believe that neoreaction is the only rational political ideology, here's a helpful chart to break it down: Did they seriously use a diagram to represent the political spectrum with the visible light spectrum on it, but not put it the right way for it to represent the political spectrum? Tiberius Thyben has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Sep 1, 2015 |
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Sep 1, 2015 03:21
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Did they seriously use a diagram to represent the political spectrum with the visible light spectrum on it, but not put it the right way for it to represent the political spectrum? It's probably just a gay joke.
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Sep 1, 2015 03:28
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Did they seriously use a diagram to represent the political spectrum with the visible light spectrum on it, but not put it the right way for it to represent the political spectrum? I don't know. But the point apparently is that "rational thinking" is way to the right, but distinctly separate from the Republican platform (Cuckservatism.)
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Sep 1, 2015 03:33
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Merdifex posted:In case you didn't believe that neoreaction is the only rational political ideology, here's a helpful chart to break it down: I'm trying to understand this chart and failing Is it that "true" rationality is taking things from the entire political spectrum?
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Sep 1, 2015 03:46
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Merdifex posted:In case you didn't believe that neoreaction is the only rational political ideology, here's a helpful chart to break it down: This is an edited version of a similar graph.
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Sep 1, 2015 03:46
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Dr Pepper posted:I'm trying to understand this chart and failing It's more that "true" rationality exists beyond the spectrum of capitalism and left wing socialism. As a sort of "Third Position", if you will.
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Sep 1, 2015 03:51
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The Vosgian Beast posted:This is an edited version of a similar graph. I know, some neoreactionary on tumblr edited it to this ideal version. (That's why it looks like crap, not that the original looked any better.)
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Sep 1, 2015 04:10
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Dr Pepper posted:I'm trying to understand this chart and failing This is an edit of an earlier version where "rational thinking" was in the middle with Democrats and Republicans on either side and the "crazy zones" that just happen to resemble gay pride flags at the ends. I think it was one of Scott Alexander's pitiful attempts to paint himself as a moderate above petty politics.
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Sep 1, 2015 05:24
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Woolie Wool posted:This is an edit of an earlier version where "rational thinking" was in the middle with Democrats and Republicans on either side and the "crazy zones" that just happen to resemble gay pride flags at the ends. I think it was one of Scott Alexander's pitiful attempts to paint himself as a moderate above petty politics. It actually comes from this political cartoon by Tim Urban, and the point being made in context seems somewhat more complicated that "the truth is in the middle": http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/the-battle-to-lose-independent-vote.html
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Sep 1, 2015 06:32
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Look at this poo poo.
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Sep 1, 2015 06:52
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Silver2195 posted:It actually comes from this political cartoon by Tim Urban, and the point being made in context seems somewhat more complicated that "the truth is in the middle": http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/the-battle-to-lose-independent-vote.html gently caress you, Randall Munroe, for making people think that this kind of thing is even vaguely acceptable as a means of presentation. At least xkcd is usually short.
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Sep 1, 2015 07:08
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Silver2195 posted:It actually comes from this political cartoon by Tim Urban, and the point being made in context seems somewhat more complicated that "the truth is in the middle": http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/the-battle-to-lose-independent-vote.html Vox recently had an article criticizing tech nerd above-the-fight/actually partisian view of politics centering on Urban - http://www.vox.com/2015/8/27/9214015/tech-nerds-politics
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Sep 1, 2015 07:31
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I can't decide if I do or don't want what happened to Burning Man to happen to the Gathering of the Juggalos.
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:The happier the man, the more stupid he is. The more a person enjoys his life, the more superficial his personality. The retard always has a smile on his face no matter what. The better a fellow’s spirits, the more he is possessed by alien beings. Just as the most disgusting woman always laughs the loudest, so the most obtuse man will always be the most outgoing. The slave always greets you with a smile and a kind word. This sort of "stupid person saying what they think smart people say" is why I wish Boyd Rice had just made unlistenable deafening noise music and never opened his mouth on any other subject. Or made other sorts of music where he talks, e.g. Music, Martinis and Misanthropy is all like this. What can I say, it was actual effort to edgelord before the Internet hit big. Heresiarch posted:gently caress you, Randall Munroe, for making people think that this kind of thing is even vaguely acceptable as a means of presentation. DOES NOBODY EVEN REMEMBER MATT FEAZEL AND CYNICALMAN ANY MORE
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divabot posted:DOES NOBODY EVEN REMEMBER MATT FEAZEL AND CYNICALMAN ANY MORE I actually own a Feazell sketch I got from him at a con in '92-ish. The difference between Feazell's stuff and something like xkcd is pretty substantial.
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