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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Man Whore posted:

I got to give them props for just walking away after getting ran over by a truck.

Probably in shock. You can walk away from form serious injuries only to collapse or realize your arm is broken a few minutes later

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

ethanol posted:

Probably in shock. You can walk away from form serious injuries only to collapse or realize your arm is broken a few minutes later

god I hope that idiot broke something. IT looks like one of his limbs got run over by the wheels. But seirously how dumb are you to not notice a giant truck backing up? The things even beep.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Al Borland posted:

god I hope that idiot broke something. IT looks like one of his limbs got run over by the wheels. But seirously how dumb are you to not notice a giant truck backing up? The things even beep.

The average millennial has had their face stuck in their phone at such a young age they don't even know that trucks beep when reversing. They don't know basic life skills.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
because the latest generation of MILLENIALS was raised without the ability to feel shame.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Al Borland posted:

god I hope that idiot broke something. IT looks like one of his limbs got run over by the wheels. But seirously how dumb are you to not notice a giant truck backing up? The things even beep.

Obviously "ironically" changed their phones alert tone to 'truck-backing-up-beep.wav'.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
i hope their phone broke

im a monster.

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer
A girl just walked in to my work, ordered pizza, checked her phone, ignored the counter person asking to cash her out, and then left without her food. :argh:

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

bustercasey posted:

A girl just walked in to my work, ordered pizza

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



bustercasey posted:

A girl just walked in and then left

Fluo
May 25, 2007

bustercasey posted:

A girl just checked her out

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
A girl

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Female

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
A

:smug:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



bustercasey posted:

walked in to my work, ordered pizza

lol, does papa john let you drive the camaro?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


This page stood on the shoulders of giants and took a huge dump on itself.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

:gas: and ban op

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

drat it it thats not how the pattern goe.s stop being such a rebel you drat rebel, you :argh:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

dr_rat posted:

drat it it thats not how the pattern goe.s stop being such a rebel you drat rebel, you :argh:

Gonna rebel against you by conforming :smug:

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
Hey let me take a selfie to document this awesome car rideOHSHITATREE

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-g3OV7CQ-c

This can't be real though.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

VendaGoat posted:

Gonna rebel against you by conforming :smug:

Going to rebel against your confirming rebellion, by also conforming.

Take that random goon/government!

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008


looks and sounds fake. loving milennials and their fake viral videos holy poo poo!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEAP96x9J5c

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




he really went millennial-poo poo on that poor lady

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

he really went millennial-poo poo on that poor lady

gotta make a good social media video

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




it's not what you think he's an investment banker

for pizza hut

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Stupid millenials - classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D66L1o-uES0

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




im the millennial who doesn't hear or pretends to not hear the person drowning 3 feet behind me

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
lmao @ people who stayed inside in front if a crt monitor for the first 20 yrs of their lives acting superior to millenials

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
heh, im a balding 30something and im better than young people

*has 15 year old something awful account*

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
*has doom house vhs, leg warmers*

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


agreed baracula


*clicks on submit reply using mint condition jeffk mousepad*

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Baracula posted:

heh, im a balding 30something and im better than young people

*has 15 year old something awful account*

That's also a millenial though.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

notZaar posted:

That's also a millenial though.

your lovely loving dick is a millenial

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Baracula posted:

heh, im a balding 30something and im better than young people

*has 15 year old something awful account*

lol millennials go all the way up to 35

haha you are too dumb to get the thread and jokes

go back to your iphone and play your pedo anime games kid

this is a thread for adults hahaha

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Snatch Duster posted:

lol millennials go all the way up to 35

haha you are too dumb to get the thread and jokes

go back to your iphone and play your pedo anime games kid

this is a thread for adults hahaha

hang on




just a sec checkin my phone before i read ur post

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

hang on




just a sec checkin my phone before i read ur post

sent from my iphone

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

and a revolver holds six bullets.

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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Snatch Duster posted:

lol millennials go all the way up to 35

haha you are too dumb to get the thread and jokes

go back to your iphone and play your pedo anime games kid

this is a thread for adults hahaha

im gonna go piss through my dick unobstructed by my prostate

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