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So guy is filling out application for his daughter's birth certificate. "Trynity". Woman (sister? girlfriend?) leaning over his shoulder says, "You spelled 'trinity' wrong." Guy: "No, that's how you spell it!" Girl: "Then why is it 'tri-city area'?" Guy: "gently caress."
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And the best part is that Trinity is a terrible name no matter how it's spelled.
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Aug 29, 2015 05:21
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I heard a mother call to her little girl, Storm. I wonder if she'll grow up like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U
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Postal Parcel posted:Skylynn
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Aug 30, 2015 01:25
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Stoatbringer posted:I heard a mother call to her little girl, Storm. I knew an Australian woman named Storm, and finding out Tim Minchin is Australian really made me wonder. They're about the same age.
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Aug 30, 2015 16:55
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A girl I know has kids named Triscety and Whylee. I feel like most people are only concerned with their kids having "totes adorbs" names, and don't ever consider there will be grown adults walking around with these horrid names.
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Anthony Rapp posted:A girl I know has kids named Triscety and Whylee. I feel like most people are only concerned with their kids having "totes adorbs" names, and don't ever consider there will be grown adults walking around with these horrid names. I'm looking for these crackers, they're kinda triscety
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Anthony Rapp posted:A girl I know has kids named Triscety and Whylee. I feel like most people are only concerned with their kids having "totes adorbs" names, and don't ever consider there will be grown adults walking around with these horrid names. Triscety should have been named Whendy. I agree though. They hone in on baby/toddler cuteness (think of the selfies we'll take!!) and don't think about their kid when it reaches the delightful middle school years, or is trying to command authority as an adult with a job. sweeperbravo has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Aug 30, 2015 |
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Aug 30, 2015 21:16
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I recently learned that bodybuilder, Gladiator (as in the 90s TV-show) and convicted murderer Virpi Butt changed her name to Lucrezia Butt in prison.
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Aug 30, 2015 23:59
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That's one hell of a resume.
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Aug 31, 2015 01:12
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I prefer the freakish names more than the "normal name spelled or pronounced horrifically for 'uniqueness'". Don't make your kids go through their whole life telling everyone they meet that, " it's spelled M-e-s-h-e-l-l" or that, yes, it's spelled Deborah but it's pronounced Deb-OR-ah.
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Imagined posted:I prefer the freakish names more than the "normal name spelled or pronounced horrifically for 'uniqueness'". Don't make your kids go through their whole life telling everyone they meet that, " it's spelled M-e-s-h-e-l-l" or that, yes, it's spelled Deborah but it's pronounced Deb-OR-ah. I probably mentioned this before but I met a little girl named Maile. Miley... Even at the age of 6 or 7 you already got the sense she was exhausted about having to correct every new person she met. 
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Aug 31, 2015 04:08
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Just got some paperwork from a Mackson Manggat.
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Seriously, this thread makes me feel justified in spending several weeks before my son's birth basically being Nicholas Cage in that one old SNL sketch, trying to figure out how to taunt every potential name for my son...
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Storm Large is a dumb name but she's cool... I guess? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U-YT-mRmI (I just realized that she filmed this in my town. Neat.)
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One is definitely worse than the other, but the combo made me cringe:Facebook Status posted:Here is a video that Codylynn took of Taylyn last night ...
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fullroundaction posted:One is definitely worse than the other, but the combo made me cringe: It makes me think of Codeine and Tylenol.
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Aug 31, 2015 23:31
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Ylyly Just stick your tongue to the roof of your mouth and say "Yeah yeah!" (Actually I have no idea what the hell that is)
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A distant acquaintance has twin baby boys. (Their surname isn't James, but it is also a common first-name) Twin 1 is named Oswald Manley James Twin 2 : Atticus Staples James
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My kid goes to school with a boy called Xzayvier.
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fullroundaction posted:One is definitely worse than the other, but the combo made me cringe: I don't get parents doing this. I knew a pair of sisters named Amberlee and Crystallee.
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gamingCaffeinator posted:
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Smoremaster posted:My kid goes to school with a boy called Xzayvier. Parents are early U.S. history buffs with a particular interest in the XYZ Affair.
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I went to college with a rich white girl with well educated parents named Cayman. Anyone know what the origin of that is as a girls' name?
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Smoremaster posted:My kid goes to school with a boy called Xzayvier. Popcyan posted:A distant acquaintance has twin baby boys. (Their surname isn't James, but it is also a common first-name) These made me laugh out loud. Staples? For real?
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Male Tears posted:I went to college with a rich white girl with well educated parents named Cayman. Anyone know what the origin of that is as a girls' name? It's unique! I work in local media and I get to see rosters and sports winners and honor rolls quite regularly. One event over the summer featured a boy named Cayman. Another event featured someone named Jessica Hahn. RC and Moon Pie has a new favorite as of 06:56 on Sep 1, 2015 |
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Another event featured someone named Jessica Hahn. I don't get it.
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Me neither
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VorpalBunny posted:These made me laugh out loud. Staples? For real? For really real. Pretty sure it's after the writer C.S. Lewis, Staples was his middle name. 'Atticus Staples James ' sounds like a sentence rather than a name
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Popcyan posted:For really real. Pretty sure it's after the writer C.S. Lewis, Staples was his middle name. 'Atticus Staples James ' sounds like a sentence rather than a name Could be worse. His sister's middle name could be Peg.
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Phlegmish posted:I don't get it. She's the lady televangelist Jim Bakker had an affair with, leading to his downfall.
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Male Tears posted:I went to college with a rich white girl with well educated parents named Cayman. Anyone know what the origin of that is as a girls' name? Probably where she was conceived
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Opopanax posted:Probably where she was conceived In a pair of Crocs?
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flakeloaf posted:In a pair of Crocs? On the frunk of a Porsche?
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VorpalBunny posted:These made me laugh out loud. Staples? For real? Maybe it's a family last name? v  v My middle name is my mom's last name.
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Made a new friend who's four year old son is named Hamish. I know that's a name and all, but ugh.
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