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fermun posted:snip Okay, I think I need to update the OP, because obviously I made a huge mistake in setting up if something like a well-set, well photographed meal is being posted in this thread. This is for disgusting food or food that looks disgusting.
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... but two thirds of Fermuns post was Unless your point was  and I'm too tired to get it
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fermun posted:Twitter #WifeMaterial search Yeah, wife material as in future lazy mother who can't bother to feed her kids a nutritious lunch so falls back on KD and hot dogs.
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Planet Piss posted:Shepherds pie trifle Isn't this literally a joke from Friends? I can totally see it tasting like feet.
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door.jar posted:Isn't this literally a joke from Friends? I can totally see it tasting like feet. Yes, yes it is... Monica lets Rachel make the dessert this year, but the cookbook pages are stuck together and Rachel ends up making a trifle that is half trifle half shepherds pie. It comprises layers of ladyfingers, jam, custard, raspberries, more ladyfingers, beef sauteed with peas and onions, a little more custard, bananas, then whipped cream.
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:This is a trifle too far. That face always gets me Anyway, I'm convinced 90% of the #wifematerial tag has to be ironic. If not, I feel very bad for a lot of people out there.
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Oh, this could be tasty, not the best bowl for the job, but whatever... Nice, lookin' good! Oooh, new layer, more strawberry or are we going... No Oh no, no, no What??? 
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I find #WifeMaterial so gross that I would happily eat the shepherd's trifle rather than ever see it again.
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Who posted:Yes, yes it is... Monica lets Rachel make the dessert this year, but the cookbook pages are stuck together and Rachel ends up making a trifle that is half trifle half shepherds pie. It comprises layers of ladyfingers, jam, custard, raspberries, more ladyfingers, beef sauteed with peas and onions, a little more custard, bananas, then whipped cream. If the pages were stuck together why would the beef be followed by custard and bananas
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Scarily close to where I live! 
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Planet Piss posted:If the pages were stuck together why would the beef be followed by custard and bananas Maybe it's by course. Dinners, then desserts.
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Arivia posted:Maybe it's by course. Dinners, then desserts. Like the Christmas Tinner.
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Planet Piss posted:If the pages were stuck together why would the beef be followed by custard and bananas You're overthinking a bad sitcom
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I went to my friend's place yesterday and he had the "Nature's Harvest" cum cookbook on his coffee table. The titles of some of those recipes are hilarious. Also, the book recommends you have a cup ready so your guests can 'assist' in the cooking process.
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I wouldn't go back to that friend's place. Ever.
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Aug 31, 2015 20:13
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fermun posted:Twitter #WifeMaterial search If the ham wasn't there this would be a not bad picture. But it looks REALLY good anyway
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PCOS Bill posted:I wouldn't go back to that friend's place. Ever. I was going to make a food based "friends with benefits" joke but I couldn't think of a word to replace benefits with that would work so just imagine that was the joke I made and was very funny.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:I was going to make a food based "friends with benefits" joke but I couldn't think of a word to replace benefits with that would work so just imagine that was the joke I made and was very funny. Soggy Biscuit Buddies
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Friends with Eggs Benedict There we go.
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PCOS Bill posted:Soggy Biscuit Buddies
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PCOS Bill posted:Soggy Biscuit Buddies New thread title for when we get tired of "Looks bad Todd".
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PCOS Bill posted:I wouldn't go back to that friend's place. Ever. we only got half-way through the book, i have to go back
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Round 2 of randomly inherited cookbooks from my husband's nana. Thanks grandma.  
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fermun posted:Twitter #WifeMaterial search That is a lot of loving bread
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"Wife me" sounds like she's asking for someone to give her a wife, like a bro would say, "beer me." As in, "Wife me, bros. I can't cook worth a poo poo and I have backward-rear end views on gender roles."
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I'm tempted to post this absolutely delicious liverwurst on whole wheat with pickle, onion, swiss and hot brown mustard I just built, because goddamn it looks terrible. On the whole, though, my kitchen is a loving disaster and I'm hungry.
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fermun posted:Twitter #WifeMaterial search There are so many questions that I will never know the answer to. Is this a vegetarian meal where they just removed meat from what would be a full meal? Are they still waiting for the main dish to finish cooking? If it's vegetarian, is that caesar salad dressing (cuz that has anchovies in it)? Bread (would), pasta with the barest smattering of sauce (or is it just overcooked pasta???), raw baby carrots with dip, bowl of dressing with salad mixed in. And wine, cuz this is a meal worth celebrating! ...are they carb-loading before a marathon?
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If it weren't for the wine, I'd be convinced that was a child plate just from the ranch soup with a few pieces of lettuce in it. rndmnmbr posted:I'm tempted to post this absolutely delicious liverwurst on whole wheat with pickle, onion, swiss and hot brown mustard I just built, because goddamn it looks terrible. Thank god you decided against it. I don't know if you've noticed, but this ain't the thread for ugly or unappealing looking food.
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Railing Kill posted:"Wife me" sounds like she's asking for someone to give her a wife, like a bro would say, "beer me." As in, "Wife me, bros. I can't cook worth a poo poo and I have backward-rear end views on gender roles." Do you guys really have to cram the SJW poo poo into every post?
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PCOS Bill posted:Do you guys really have to cram the SJW poo poo into every post? Get on the right side of history, there's comedy to be had there too
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PCOS Bill posted:Do you guys really have to cram the SJW poo poo into every post? Suck my gluten free dick
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PCOS Bill posted:Do you guys really have to cram the SJW poo poo into every post? kill yourself, trashguy.
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I want to give all three of you a wedgie.
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PCOS Bill posted:I want to give all three of you a wedgie. Going commando today, bill.
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Let's get back on topic please y'all
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What is the point of having a side of baby carrots (with ranch dressing) when they have a salad (with ranch dressing)? Just put the carrots in the salad.
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You're looking at it the wrong way. They just wanted some baby carrots to go with their side of ranch dressing and a couple leaves of lettuce to go with their, um, other side of ranch dressing.
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