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If a group of games journalists were hanging off a ledge and were about to fall I would run up there and start bashing their fingers with a hammer in order to hasten the process. The Taint Reaper fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Sep 1, 2015 |
# ? Sep 1, 2015 01:37 |
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I like to imagine they would scream "ludonarrative dissonance" as they plummet to their death.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 01:41 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:If a group of games journalists were hanging off a ledge and were about to fall I would run up there and start bashing their fingers with a hammer in order to hasten the process. I'd pee on em
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 01:41 |
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Broseph Brostar posted:I'd pee on em that counts as sexual harassment though. Quest For Glory II posted:Women will generally spend hours in front of a mirror improving their looks so that they can attract the most successful men possible. They're purposely choosing to use their bodies to reward successful behavior in men. Have you played Arnosurge: Ode to an Unborn Star?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 01:42 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSxYUZrwlvk star wars is bad
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:06 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:Women will generally spend hours in front of a mirror improving their looks so that they can attract the most successful men possible. They're purposely choosing to use their bodies to reward successful behavior in men. Please tell me the posts following that were calling the dude out on being an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:37 |
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Level Slide posted:Please tell me the posts following that were calling the dude out on being an rear end in a top hat. Forget it, Level Slide; it's NeoGAF.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:43 |
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icantfindaname posted:star wars is bad this wasn't always true but it has been the case for like twenty years now
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 02:52 |
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Level Slide posted:Please tell me the posts following that were calling the dude out on being an rear end in a top hat. For your sanity, yes everybody calls him out for his terrible opinion.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:18 |
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Microsoft announced the Xbox One Elite or whatever the gently caress. I was ready to hop on that $399 1TB One with Halo MCC, Assassin's Creed Unity, and then Borderlands as my free game, but now I'm not sure if I should wait until November. The only visible difference in the consoles is that the Elite has an SSD.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:25 |
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the xbox one might be literally the first console ever made that doesn't have a single exclusive i want to play on it i mean it sure doesn't have one yet anyway
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:43 |
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i had a game gear but i don't think any games i had for it were worth it in retrospect
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:45 |
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I missed almost all of last gen and didn't give many fucks about Halo when it came out.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 03:48 |
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precision posted:the xbox one might be literally the first console ever made that doesn't have a single exclusive i want to play on it What about that one game that's a bunch of n64 ports
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:02 |
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precision posted:the xbox one might be literally the first console ever made that doesn't have a single exclusive i want to play on it Sunset overdrive? ReCore and Scalebound in the future possibly maybe?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:22 |
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No Such Thing posted:Sunset overdrive? Forza
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:23 |
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how about a super meat boy clone using recolored earthbound sprites and titled "The toilet chronicles"
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:28 |
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No Such Thing posted:ReCore and Scalebound in the future possibly maybe? recore is a cgi trailer with nothing else known except the guy that wrote cutscenes like "your best buddy, superfly" in dikatana is leading the project. scalebound looks like the worst platinum game ever
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:34 |
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Broseph Brostar posted:For your sanity, yes everybody calls him out for his terrible opinion. I mean I'm also fine with everyone else in there high-fiving each other on their penis guilt. Even the women.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:52 |
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Broseph Brostar posted:What about that one game that's a bunch of n64 ports so juiced for this that I might actually buy a 'bone just for it but instead I'll probably bring my n64 across the country because tbh I only really want it for blast corps but man... blast corps... in H.D.!
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 05:06 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:31 |
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noirstronaut posted:Microsoft announced the Xbox One Elite or whatever the gently caress. I was ready to hop on that $399 1TB One with Halo MCC, Assassin's Creed Unity, and then Borderlands as my free game, but now I'm not sure if I should wait until November. The only visible difference in the consoles is that the Elite has an SSD. It probably has a hilariously small amount of actual SSD cache on it, something like 48GB.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 07:49 |
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Recore could be good but on the other hand it has Keiji Inafune's name on it so
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:20 |
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Have they actually shown anything of the gameplay in Re:Core or said what's it's going to be like?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:24 |
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it's about a woman who sticks her balls into stuff
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:31 |
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Sounds like my sort of thing.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:34 |
Quest For Glory II posted:Recore could be good but on the other hand it has Keiji Inafune's name on it so This backlash against Inafune has gotten pretty silly.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:40 |
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I mean red ash was a complete disaster so I'm not like super down with the guy
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:45 |
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Inafune isn't a person who will sink a project, but he is a person who will likely have zero bearing on a game's quality, for good or bad.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:48 |
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YOUR AUGMENTED FUTURE AWAITS https://www.deusex.com/augmentyourpreorder
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 09:24 |
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lol four day early release
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 09:26 |
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Real hurthling! posted:scalebound looks like the worst platinum game ever It can't be as bad as Korra. Platinum's future lineup looks pretty meh so far. "We literally couldn't think of anything else for the 100% reward!"
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 10:27 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:I mean red ash was a complete disaster so I'm not like super down with the guy What happened with red ash other than they released a video that was literally "hey look, we have a movement system and that's about it because we're in pre-alpha" and people got angry because they don't know what a pre-alpha is?
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 10:45 |
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Cardboard Box A posted:YOUR AUGMENTED FUTURE AWAITS No Final Fantasy Costume DLC, no buy.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 10:48 |
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Heavy Lobster posted:What happened with red ash other than they released a video that was literally "hey look, we have a movement system and that's about it because we're in pre-alpha" and people got angry because they don't know what a pre-alpha is? I think it's cause he's cracking open another kickstarter for what's basically Mega Man Legends 3 and people are annoyed over how Mighty No 9 is turning out.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 10:51 |
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Heavy Lobster posted:What happened with red ash other than they released a video that was literally "hey look, we have a movement system and that's about it because we're in pre-alpha" and people got angry because they don't know what a pre-alpha is? mighty number whatever who cares hasn't even been released yet.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 10:53 |
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Heavy Lobster posted:What happened with red ash other than they released a video that was literally "hey look, we have a movement system and that's about it because we're in pre-alpha" and people got angry because they don't know what a pre-alpha is? Pre-Alpha is usually defined as Street Fighter 1, Street Fighter 2, Turbo, Championship Edition, and Super Street Fighter 2.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 10:57 |
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Heavy Lobster posted:What happened with red ash other than they released a video that was literally "hey look, we have a movement system and that's about it because we're in pre-alpha" and people got angry because they don't know what a pre-alpha is? They did another Kickstarter when their first game isn't even out yet and when it looked like they were going to fail (which it did) they went 'lol we have a publisher willing to 100% fund it anyway'.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 11:03 |
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Now that Metal gear 5 part 2 is out Kojima is finally free and he started in day loving one laying it down what he's doing next. hint: it involves videogame
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 11:27 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:No Final Fantasy Costume DLC, no buy.
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# ? Sep 1, 2015 11:29 |