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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Brannock posted:

I have to imagine a lot of those Carson voters are voting anti-establishment, but can't bring themselves to vote Trump quiiiiite yet. So whenever he drops out -- he has even less of a chance than Trump -- a fraction of them will go over to Trump.

The Carson block is composed of evangelicals who aren't quite stupid enough to believe the bible is Trump's favorite book

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Good Citizen posted:

The Carson block is composed of evangelicals who aren't quite stupid enough to believe the bible is Trump's favorite book

Yeah, if Carson goes early I could see his support splitting between Huck, the three establishment guys and Fiorina (he does best with women).

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Fat Ogre posted:

The reason is Trump is smart enough to know Cruz would run him in circles in a debate

[citation needed]

Cruz being on a debate team in school doesn't mean much when these debates aren't the same kind of format nor does he have the ability to trade barbs with Trump. Trump being able to rip in to people is natural to him while Ted Cruz is the enlightened dumb rear end who fillibustered something by reading a book about a character who hated something until he tried it. The only smart thing Cruz has done lately is kiss Trump's rear end rather than try to fight him with the others since Cruz is (also) hated by the GOP for his stupid loving around.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Brannock posted:

How long before we can expect the sub-5% candidates to drop out of the race? Or will they stick around until Iowa?

I divide them into two categories: the vanity candidates and the people who actually wanted to be president but belly-flopped. The latter category are the ones that are more likely to drop out earlier, and that's Christie, Rand, Jindal, maybe Rick Perry.

Santorum has nothing better to do with his time (nor does Perry, of course), and George Pataki and Jim Gilmore love the opportunity to get out of whatever basement they've spent the last decade in. Lindsey Graham is motivated by pure spite and scorn and isn't going anywhere.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Von Sloneker posted:



probably fake

hilry pls

How long before this image is spoken about seriously on the campaign trail? I need to know how long I have before my Facebook feed is deluged with it. :(

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Patter Song posted:

I divide them into two categories: the vanity candidates and the people who actually wanted to be president but belly-flopped. The latter category are the ones that are more likely to drop out earlier, and that's Christie, Rand, Jindal, maybe Rick Perry.

Santorum has nothing better to do with his time (nor does Perry, of course), and George Pataki and Jim Gilmore love the opportunity to get out of whatever basement they've spent the last decade in. Lindsey Graham is motivated by pure spite and scorn and isn't going anywhere.

I expect Lindsay Graham to start shadowing Rand Paul at campaign stops, ominously brandishing a heavy cane.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jan 22, 2016

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

I grew up in a house with one tv and parents who were hard core M*A*S*H fans so I've probably seen every episode of that godawful show. His name is Radar because he knows what you're gonna ask for before you say anything! Get it? (repeat joke 46,000 times) If there's a hell, that show's stupid laugh track is most likely playing in the background. I've never ever heard humans laugh like that.

Sorry, you triggered me.

MASH is good.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Evil Fluffy posted:

[citation needed]
while Ted Cruz is the enlightened dumb rear end who fillibustered something by reading a book about a character who hated something until he tried it.

I thought that was intentional, clever and very sarcastic on Cruz's part; and I really dislike Cruz's whiney face and words. The thing I most like about Cruz is that his candidacy is a test of that rule that presidents have to be natural-born citizens.

Are people out chanting "Cruz Born in Kenyanada, Not USA"? I guess it would be something the supreme court might get involved in. Anyone have any links to websites that explore this topic?

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jan 22, 2016

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Looks more like a comedic movie actor PeeWee herman style guy or something.

you know who looks presidential as gently caress is rick perry in a (prob. intentional) ronald-reagan way.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Baloogan posted:


Looks more like a comedic movie actor PeeWee herman style guy or something.

you know who looks presidential as gently caress is rick perry in a (prob. intentional) ronald-reagan way.

Gettin' a Clockwork Orange vibe from this, no lie.

...the lashes would kinda work for him. Well, they'd take away attention from the rest of his face, which is liquifying.

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Good Citizen posted:

The Carson block is composed of evangelicals who aren't quite stupid enough to believe the bible is Trump's favorite book

He's pulling 18% from non-evangelicals too though so there is a sizable My Black Friend cohort.

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
Is there anyone here who's voting in the Republican primary who isn't voting for Trump?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

it is, but there's a reason later seasons and the international broadcasts dumped the laugh track.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Thump! posted:

A woman once requested me
To answer questions that are mean
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied 'oh why bleed near me?'

Lol.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run.

Mr.48
May 1, 2007

*Nods sagely*

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

oh hey you found neuroliminal's reddit account

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Mr.48 posted:


*Nods sagely*

At least he's honest about being a nationalist.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Mr.48 posted:


*Nods sagely*

The White Veskit

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Jewel Repetition posted:

Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run.

make a thread

mastervj
Feb 25, 2011

Montasque posted:

Please, it's real hair. Also Trump is the American Berlusconi. He and Putin will get along great.

It pains me to no end to say this, but: Trump has loving STYLE compared with that retarded perverted old fart Berlusconi.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Jewel Repetition posted:

Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run.

You forgot one the Elizabeth Warren ones. I don't remember what they were because she was pretty adamant about not running.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Jewel Repetition posted:

Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run.

Onward Christian Soldiers!
Canada Wall.
They love me!

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Jewel Repetition posted:

Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run.

Tithing, selling organs, like with a cloth?, it's on his hat, someone's doing the raping, disaster, personal phone number, loser, only Rosie O'Donnel

GlyphGryph fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Sep 1, 2015

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 212 days!
Kanye 2020, yooge and luxurious, losers.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Looks like Jeb!'s going to be on offense for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgKWPcpwFDs

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Jewel Repetition posted:

Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run.

escalator, ridin' with Biden, kiddie table,

baw posted:

make a thread

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Mr.48 posted:


*Nods sagely*

I like the end of this, where the guy claims Trump is a good manager.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+many+times+did+trump+file+for+bankruptcy

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

Looks like Jeb!'s going to be on offense for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgKWPcpwFDs

I wonder how long Jeb!'s going to continue with this "Trump said liberal things!" attack before he realizes that Trump's supporters do not give a gently caress.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Trump retweeted this. Someone tell me how awful it is, I'm at work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoZQfoXhbc0

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Xenophon posted:

Trump retweeted this. Someone tell me how awful it is, I'm at work:

It's just Twisted Sister's We're Not Gonna Take It with a political image slideshow.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

It's just Twisted Sister's We're Not Gonna Take It with a political image slideshow.

such hard work and imagination

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Base Camp Blanket posted:

538 ran an article arguing that Bernie's lack of support among African American voters will doom him.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/bernie-sanders-new-hampshire/


Looks like a pretty stable disadvantage. The thing is, I'm not sure I understand why it's so difficult for Sanders to close that gap. Yes, I know, he is an old rich white guy. But Hillary is an old rich white woman. Is there any particular reason for African American voters to particularly like or trust her? I understand that Bill was popular with black voters, but I'm not sure I know why.

Pages back, but again, Hillary Clinton has a record of pushing issues important to figures important in the black community stretching back decades, and has done a fantastic job keeping in touch with a politically active portion of that demographic. Sanders does not. There's also name value, and valuing dependable front runners.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Jewel Repetition posted:

Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run.

you forgot yooj and luxurious, bro

e: and three emojis

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

I can't wait until Trump starts saying Jeb cares more about illegal Mexican immigrants than real American citizens lol

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Jewel Repetition posted:

Would anyone like to give me words for this cycle's thisfuckingelection.com ? All I have so far is anchor babies, democratic socialist, private email server, bleeding from her whatever, feel the bern, chillin in cedar rapids, JEB!, establishment, presidential hug, build a wall, AllLivesMatter, Shillary, and Biden run.

Chipotle
Someone's doing the raping
I like people who weren't captured
Metric system
Lindsey Graham's phone number

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-with-crumbling-bridges-and-roads-excited-to-build-giant-wall

Gotta love satire.

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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
additional terms: Deez Nuts, Asian anchor babies, Iraq was a good deal

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