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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Lonely Virgil posted:

What is the point of having a side of baby carrots (with ranch dressing) when they have a salad (with ranch dressing)?

Just put the carrots in the salad.

Maybe what's on the plate isn't ranch

# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:44

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Rollersnake: May 9, 2005; Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.; Unlockable Ben

There's this great little Mexican snack shop near where I just moved, and today I had my first (and almost certainly last) chilindrina.

The base is a salty, puffy fried wheat cracker (wheat chicharrones, which taste remarkably like actual chicharrones), and toppings included mayonnaise, lime, grated cheese, chili sauce, salsa, avocado, shredded lettuce, and a whole lot of what looked like onions.

Yeah, the onions turned out to be pickled pig skin. I really tried, but all the other toppings weren't enough to make all that cold, rubbery fat palatable.

I washed it down with a Topo Chico preparado, which I do have a taste for. Basically a salty, spicy, sour mineral water slush.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 04:53

Planet Piss: Dec 18, 2006; hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Rollersnake posted:

There's this great little Mexican snack shop near where I just moved, and today I had my first (and almost certainly last) chilindrina.

The base is a salty, puffy fried wheat cracker (wheat chicharrones, which taste remarkably like actual chicharrones), and toppings included mayonnaise, lime, grated cheese, chili sauce, salsa, avocado, shredded lettuce, and a whole lot of what looked like onions.

Yeah, the onions turned out to be pickled pig skin. I really tried, but all the other toppings weren't enough to make all that cold, rubbery fat palatable.

I washed it down with a Topo Chico preparado, which I do have a taste for. Basically a salty, spicy, sour mineral water slush.

That looks loving amazing. How do you eat it, just take big bites, or do you break it up first?

# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:08

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

fermun posted:

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Dodecalypse posted:

If the ham wasn't there this would be a not bad picture. But it looks REALLY good anyway

Pretty sure that's bacon, and obviously it should be on the bread, but it's actually the tomato sauce that makes it bad. Also possibly whatever the white stuff is?

# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:09

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Rollersnake posted:

There's this great little Mexican snack shop near where I just moved, and today I had my first (and almost certainly last) chilindrina.

The base is a salty, puffy fried wheat cracker (wheat chicharrones, which taste remarkably like actual chicharrones), and toppings included mayonnaise, lime, grated cheese, chili sauce, salsa, avocado, shredded lettuce, and a whole lot of what looked like onions.

Yeah, the onions turned out to be pickled pig skin. I really tried, but all the other toppings weren't enough to make all that cold, rubbery fat palatable.

I washed it down with a Topo Chico preparado, which I do have a taste for. Basically a salty, spicy, sour mineral water slush.

Hey Cash Crab guess what you need to eat next!

# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:14

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

Pretty sure that's bacon, and obviously it should be on the bread, but it's actually the tomato sauce that makes it bad. Also possibly whatever the white stuff is?

That's ham

# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:17

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Tiggum posted:

Pretty sure that's bacon, and obviously it should be on the bread, but it's actually the tomato sauce that makes it bad. Also possibly whatever the white stuff is?

Mozzarella?

# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:18

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Rollersnake posted:

There's this great little Mexican snack shop near where I just moved, and today I had my first (and almost certainly last) chilindrina.

The base is a salty, puffy fried wheat cracker (wheat chicharrones, which taste remarkably like actual chicharrones), and toppings included mayonnaise, lime, grated cheese, chili sauce, salsa, avocado, shredded lettuce, and a whole lot of what looked like onions.

Yeah, the onions turned out to be pickled pig skin. I really tried, but all the other toppings weren't enough to make all that cold, rubbery fat palatable.

I washed it down with a Topo Chico preparado, which I do have a taste for. Basically a salty, spicy, sour mineral water slush.

Oh my god I need that in my life.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:46

Sweet As Sin: May 8, 2007; Hee-ho!!!; Grimey Drawer

Rollersnake posted:

There's this great little Mexican snack shop near where I just moved, and today I had my first (and almost certainly last) chilindrina.

The base is a salty, puffy fried wheat cracker (wheat chicharrones, which taste remarkably like actual chicharrones), and toppings included mayonnaise, lime, grated cheese, chili sauce, salsa, avocado, shredded lettuce, and a whole lot of what looked like onions.

Yeah, the onions turned out to be pickled pig skin. I really tried, but all the other toppings weren't enough to make all that cold, rubbery fat palatable.

I washed it down with a Topo Chico preparado, which I do have a taste for. Basically a salty, spicy, sour mineral water slush.

Oh man I'm making a very related post tomorrow about this

# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:56

Planet Piss: Dec 18, 2006; hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

Guess which celebrity posted this tasty dish:

# ? Sep 1, 2015 06:59

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Planet Piss posted:

Guess which celebrity posted this tasty dish:

That doesn't look like something I would expect from Martha Stewart. What is it? Risotto with shaved truffles or some sort of cured meat?

# ? Sep 1, 2015 07:02

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

That doesn't look like something I would expect from Martha Stewart. What is it? Risotto with shaved truffles or some sort of cursed meat?

More like

# ? Sep 1, 2015 07:09

Planet Piss: Dec 18, 2006; hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

That doesn't look like something I would expect from Martha Stewart. What is it? Risotto with shaved truffles or some sort of cured meat?

Puree celeriac with white truffles

Ms. Stewart seems to have a really hard time with food photography

# ? Sep 1, 2015 07:28

LeastActionHero: Oct 23, 2008

Tiggum posted:

Pretty sure that's bacon, and obviously it should be on the bread, but it's actually the tomato sauce that makes it bad. Also possibly whatever the white stuff is?

I'm pretty sure those are eggs over easy, which means the ketchup is definitely the part that makes it bad.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 07:31

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Dilb posted:

I'm pretty sure those are eggs over easy, which means the ketchup is definitely the part that makes it bad.

They're poached, and it's back bacon. It's Eggs Benedict but wrong.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 07:59

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

RareAcumen posted:

Maybe what's on the plate isn't ranch

Here's a higher quality picture, I think it is. I think this is a meal of frozen garlic bread, fettuccine alfredo, baby carrots and ranch, a salad of lettuce and ranch, and a side of more bread.

Here's some more:

# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:05

DekeThornton: Sep 2, 2011; Be friends!

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

They're poached, and it's back bacon. It's Eggs Benedict but wrong.

Yeah, poached eggs wih guacamole on toast with ham is what it looks like. I would happily eat that if that damned ketchup was removed or replaced by a good hot sauce.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:08

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

fermun posted:

Oh no this looks like the food I would end up making for myself as a kid. :ohdear:

It's even got that sheen that those plastic plates used to have and everything.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 08:47

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fermun posted:

how's the weather from way up there on your high horse?

# ? Sep 1, 2015 09:18

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

fermun posted:

You got something against fishsticks?

Fishstick has a new favorite as of 11:50 on Sep 1, 2015

# ? Sep 1, 2015 11:43

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# ? Sep 1, 2015 11:57

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

PubicMice posted:

I would eat this, sorry guys.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 12:07

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Aside from the inch-thick pepperoni, sure.

E: and canned mushrooms, always loving canned mushrooms

# ? Sep 1, 2015 12:34

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Planet Piss posted:

Ms. Stewart seems to have a really hard time with food photography

Unlikely Sentences for 400, Alex.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 12:56

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

subpar anachronism posted:

Round 2 of randomly inherited cookbooks from my husband's nana. Thanks grandma.

This is a loving treasure. I'm nearly in tears with this.
The blow-job-esque logo, "for the mentally retarded"... I'm so happy right now.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:36

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Yeah, that should go in the OP, it's perfect.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 13:47

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Gridlocked posted:

Hey Cash Crab guess what you need to eat next!

I'm not mad about this

# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:12

Baldbeard: Mar 26, 2011

We need to get some kind of anti-food porn challenge going where we have to recreate the most awful looking meals.

(I'd love to eat some of this garbage under the guise of being challenged to do it.)

# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:55

Danger Mahoney: Mar 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

So did yall decide on the final bingo card design? I'm trying to play along.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:40

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

fermun posted:

Are those donuts directly under the cheese? Their surface doesn't look like bagels or any other bread rings I can think of.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:51

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Danger Mahoney posted:

So did yall decide on the final bingo card design? I'm trying to play along.

There can be different cards. There is in real bingo. That's half the fun!

# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:58

Kakairo: Dec 5, 2005; In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Schubalts posted:

Are those donuts directly under the cheese? Their surface doesn't look like bagels or any other bread rings I can think of.

Heavily battered onion rings, perhaps?

# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:12

Flowers: Mar 16, 2007; it's all fucking lewds

Kakairo posted:

Heavily battered onion rings, perhaps?

Thanks for reminding me of these terrible onion rings I got from ordering out a while ago.

It was basically one whole onion that was cut into three pieces. The batter was uncooked in some areas. And to be clear, that's not a thick batter, that's just solid onion right underneath the coating. None of us could understand how a place could get onion rings so wrong.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:33

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Flowers posted:

Thanks for reminding me of these terrible onion rings I got from ordering out a while ago.

It was basically one whole onion that was cut into three pieces. The batter was uncooked in some areas. And to be clear, that's not a thick batter, that's just solid onion right underneath the coating. None of us could understand how a place could get onion rings so wrong.

I am the deformed face gazing in horror into nothingness of its own existence.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:06

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Flowers posted:

Thanks for reminding me of these terrible onion rings I got from ordering out a while ago.

It was basically one whole onion that was cut into three pieces. The batter was uncooked in some areas. And to be clear, that's not a thick batter, that's just solid onion right underneath the coating. None of us could understand how a place could get onion rings so wrong.

Onion lumps

I personally think the most recent Bingo card was Okay but if y'all are dead set against certain squares lemme know

# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:08

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
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VendaGoat posted:

There can be different cards. There is in real bingo. That's half the fun!

Yeah, I was just gonna say this. Take one you find in the thread, maybe mix it up and/or add your own squares, then play along!

Who knows, maybe the next picture will make you a winner!

Tuna, tomato, and mushroom casserole:

I like my pasta DRIPPING WET

# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:10

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

Schubalts posted:

Are those donuts directly under the cheese? Their surface doesn't look like bagels or any other bread rings I can think of.

I think the intention here is some kind of giant cheesburger/cake so my money's on onion rings.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:57

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# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:32

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Flowers posted:

Thanks for reminding me of these terrible onion rings I got from ordering out a while ago.

It was basically one whole onion that was cut into three pieces. The batter was uncooked in some areas. And to be clear, that's not a thick batter, that's just solid onion right underneath the coating. None of us could understand how a place could get onion rings so wrong.

If I could be bothered, I'd put that picture over a soundtrack of Radiohead's "No Surprises". It's the most melancholy onionface.

Baldbeard posted:

Surely encasing something inedible (like the middle of a corn cob) inside bread is some kind of war crime?

# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:38

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Baldbeard: Mar 26, 2011

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If I could be bothered, I'd put that picture over a soundtrack of Radiohead's "No Surprises". It's the most melancholy onionface.

Surely encasing something inedible (like the middle of a corn cob) inside bread is some kind of war crime?

Bread?
It's much worse than that.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 19:40

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