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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Sorbus posted:

Saw this in tinder yesterday. That's quite a collection of bad.



Its like a greatest hits of unoriginal girly tattoos. Butterflies, ribbons, cursive text, flowers, and... gently caress it, lets do some tribal poo poo.

I wanna say I recognize the heart beat monitor symbol thing, that one's okay? The rest is super lame.

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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Kosh Naranek posted:



"Christian (40) is satisfied with its own look, but feel judged by society."

he just really hates bein white

Kosh Naranek
Mar 8, 2008

Understanding is a three edged sword. Your side, their side, and a pair of ruby slippers.

Grump posted:

humans of new york?

Swedish guy, ended up in a wheelchair when he had to amputate his leg, figured "YOLO" and went to get a bamboo stick tattoo in Thailand.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Zaphod42 posted:

I wanna say I recognize the heart beat monitor symbol thing, that one's okay? The rest is super lame.

It's the logo of the British Heart Foundation essentially.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Sorbus posted:

Saw this in tinder yesterday. That's quite a collection of bad.



I like how there's sideboob even though it 100% doesn't need to be there.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SaNChEzZ posted:

I like how there's sideboob even though it 100% doesn't need to be there.

I like sideboob too.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Awesome concept though.


I once had a calendar full of pictures like this that I found at a hallmark type store. Just out of nowhere passing by the calendars, totally out of place. Puppies, kittens, unicorns, sexy firemen, Dolphins...cow abductions.

Never found another since.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

SaNChEzZ posted:

I like how there's sideboob even though it 100% doesn't need to be there.

Well, it is tinder, so that's kind of the point.

Dutymode
Dec 31, 2008

Turpitude II posted:

Looks like a weird back-nipple tattoo in the thumbnail.

Or a staph infection.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
This popped up on my feed.....don't know of it is BAD as such, just hella freaky.



VVVV Sorry, I was posting from my tablet and it looked normal.)VVVV

Rondette has a new favorite as of 21:22 on Aug 28, 2015

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Rondette posted:

This popped up on my feed.....don't know of it is BAD as such, just hella freaky.



That's definitely real. Absolutely a real tattoo.

Also thanks for posting that totally real tattoo about a million times too big.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Rondette posted:

This popped up on my feed.....don't know of it is BAD as such, just hella freaky.




https://youtu.be/oOUIGVd2m7c?list=PLEABF923AF6B563BA&t=47

ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
oriental magic :roboluv:


Maybe she meant to say that he IS poo poo....

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




ShotgunWillie posted:



Maybe she meant to say that he IS poo poo....

That doesn't look finished... I hope it isn't, anyway.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
This popped up on my FB feed.

I'm sure it'll look lovely in five years.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Or, like, the next day, when the paint has been washed off.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

biosterous posted:

Or, like, the next day, when the paint has been washed off.

Sadly, I'm absolutely certain it's real.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

ShotgunWillie posted:



Maybe she meant to say that he IS poo poo....

It's so bad.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

ShotgunWillie posted:



Maybe she meant to say that he IS poo poo....

That's a not half-bad clove of garlic in the middle there

oh

oh, um

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
it's an homage to when her mema use to play got your nose

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


Here, have a grab-bag of horrible.









tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Schurik posted:

Here, have a grab-bag of horrible.




Pretty good birth control, if nothing else.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Crippled Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Say Nothing posted:

Crippled Tiger, Hidden Dragon.



Macrocephalic Tiger, Weed Dragon

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
What a waste of good butt space.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick

Hundreds of bar patrons are going to see that rear end in the coming months.

SpliffClavin has a new favorite as of 18:19 on Sep 6, 2015

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I legit think Green Day would like that lovely tattoo of them.

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

Say Nothing posted:

Crippled Tiger, Hidden Dragon.


Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Yeah that was a sad story, his wife died in a fire less than a month after the wedding. Happily he did get it fixed by a competent artist who donated his time and skill. :unsmith:

Gynocentric Regime has a new favorite as of 06:49 on Sep 18, 2015

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


That's kinda cool!

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
I mean it's terrible that his wife died, but at least he doesn't have to live with that terrible tattoo anymore. :gbsmith:

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


The white power unicorn one is too ridiculously over the top to be bad, but it is pretty tasteless to put a swastika on yourself. I think it would be funnier/weirder without the armband: just the juxtaposition of "WHITE POWER" and a crazy unicorn.

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

strangemusic posted:

The white power unicorn one is too ridiculously over the top to be bad, but it is pretty tasteless to put a swastika on yourself. I think it would be funnier/weirder without the armband: just the juxtaposition of "WHITE POWER" and a crazy unicorn.

I think for many persons of color the words White Power are a symbol of hate and violence that can elicit great terror and anxiety, and so while I'm not assigning severity to either symbol (saying one is worse than the other) I do think it has no place in society, even on the invisibility of his rear because it still perpetuates the symbol.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Thirteen Orphans posted:

I think for many persons of color the words White Power are a symbol of hate and violence that can elicit great terror and anxiety,

The rest of us aren't weepy little babies and just roll our eyes. Come on bro, infantilize us a little harder, you can do it.

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
I mean, I know you can be a troll sometimes, but even if you don't agree with it it's pretty clear my post isn't infantilizing so much as engaging modern dialogue.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Thirteen Orphans posted:

I mean, I know you can be a troll sometimes, but even if you don't agree with it it's pretty clear my post isn't infantilizing so much as engaging modern dialogue.


Thirteen Orphans posted:

I think for many persons of color the words White Power are a symbol of hate and violence that can elicit great terror and anxiety


PCOS Bill posted:

The rest of us aren't weepy little babies and just roll our eyes. Come on bro, infantilize us a little harder, you can do it.

Modern dialogue is full of weepy little babies. The rest of us just roll our eyes at it.

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


Please continue to defend the swastika tattoo, it makes for incredibly good posts.

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Schurik posted:

Please continue to defend the swastika tattoo, it makes for incredibly good posts.

Who's defending the swastika tattoo?

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