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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

BigDave posted:

Oooh, I feel like a kid in some kind of a store!



:smuggo: Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium. The foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox 1865

This is Howard Co-smell. BigDave is a boob. What do you think, J.J.?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

I was a fool to think anyone would want nude pictures of Jerusalem.

I'll never show my rear end in public again :(

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

This is Howard Co-smell. BigDave is a boob. What do you think, J.J.?

I can imitate Vin Scully! Let's take time out from this triple play to talk about Farmer Dan's pure pork sausage. Mm-mmm!

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013

Skeesix posted:

Yeah, fireworks. That's "cool."

Are you like, being sarcastic Skeesix?

Jerusalem posted:

I'll never show my rear end in public again :(

I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world your boney old behind!

Spectacle Rock fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Sep 1, 2015

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Spectacle Rock posted:

I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world your boney old behind!

Senile, eh? Bucktoothed, am I? Bony arms, are they? Liver spots, did I? Shameless, will you? :toughguy:

I always love that Mr Burns gets so upset that he starts making up insults that Homer never said.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

I'll never show my rear end in public again :(

I think it's ironic that for once, Jerusalem's butt prevented the release of toxic gas--

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I think it's ironic that for once, Jerusalem's butt prevented the release of toxic gas--

What's a matter with you, kid? :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

They stole my stamp collection... :(

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Jerusalem posted:

I'll never show my rear end in public again :(

You let me down, man! Now I don't believe in nothin' !

I'm going to law school! :doink:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

I'll never show my rear end in public again :(

Jerusalem, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never-Ending Story.

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Jerusalem, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never-Ending Story.

Stoner's Pot Palace? Man, that's flagrant false advertising!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Stoner's Pot Palace? Man, that's flagrant false advertising!

What is that smell? It smells like Moneypenny Dreadful's jacket.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


York_M_Chan posted:

What is that smell? It smells like Moneypenny Dreadful's jacket.

Oh, I wanted to write 'Disco Stud,' but I ran out of space. Not that Disco Stu didn't get his share of the action.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

DizzyBum posted:

Oh, I wanted to write 'Disco Stud,' but I ran out of space. Not that Disco Stu didn't get his share of the action.
My whole romantic life is flashing before my eyes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mrfart posted:

My whole romantic life is flashing before my eyes.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

mrfart posted:

My whole romantic life is flashing before my eyes.

js86
Jul 22, 2012

It's just a little dirty, it's still good, it's still good!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

js86 posted:

It's just a little dirty, it's still good, it's still good!

Soon I will kill you.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

mrfart posted:

My whole romantic life is flashing before my eyes.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Jerusalem posted:

I'll never show my rear end in public again :(

I'd like to believe that this time, I really would.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

mrfart posted:

My whole romantic life is flashing before my eyes.

Well, everything looks bad if you remember it.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Well, it's always in the last place you look.


What? What am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking soon! :mad:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Root Bear posted:

What? What am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking soon! :mad:

Is that it?

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Monday_ posted:

Is that it?

Monday_ is so stupid.

And now, back to the wall!

:stare:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DizzyBum posted:

Monday_ is so stupid.

And now, back to the wall!

:stare:

I'm taking Monday_ 's caricature down from Mount Lushmore and I'm taking Monday_ 's favorite song out of the juke box. :colbert:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

I'm taking Monday_ 's caricature down from Mount Lushmore and I'm taking Monday_ 's favorite song out of the juke box. :colbert:

It's Raining Men?!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Monday_ posted:

It's Raining Men?!

"This things I believe"

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

The SituAsian posted:

"This things I believe"

Look at these records: Jim Nabors....Glen Campbell...The Doodletown Pipers...

Now look at The SituAsian's records. They stink!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Look at these records: Jim Nabors....Glen Campbell...The Doodletown Pipers...

Now look at The SituAsian's records. They stink!

Now, here are some of your no-name bands. Sonic Youth? Nine Inch Nails? Hullabalooza?

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now, here are some of your no-name bands. Sonic Youth? Nine Inch Nails? Hullabalooza?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!
To learn more about Grand Funk Railroad, consult your local library!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

:mad: They suck!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Everything Counts posted:

To learn more about Grand Funk Railroad, consult your local library!

Notice I no longer say liberry or tomorrie.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Class3KillStorm posted:

Notice I no longer say liberry or tomorrie.

That's what I said. Foilage. You don't have to be a nucular scientist to pronounce foilage.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Monday_ posted:

It's Raining Men?!

Yeah, not no more it ain't.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Do over Ham posted:

Yeah, not no more it ain't.

Aren't there any good bachelors in this town?

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

mrfart posted:

Aren't there any good bachelors in this town?

Mr. Fart, he prefers the company of men.

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

mrfart posted:

Aren't there any good bachelors in this town?

Let me set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute!

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