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Yeah here's the thing they are not lying to you unless they're literally specifying an inch size that you know to be untrue. Like if you're at a 5 and they're like "drat boy your dick has got to be at least 8 inches long" they're probably being genuine. Just take the drat compliment you humble bragging goons. It also can just be shorthand for "Your dick looks good/hot".
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Length totally isn't the end all of ducks though. Girth is probably more important.
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also how you use it/how good you are at foreplay matter too
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John Lee posted:Yeah, I've had a couple girls do the same thing. "Whoa, your penis is SO BIG" You watch too much porn. 5 is average (well, slightly below the mean, but basically average), 6 is big, 7 is "this might hurt one or both of us," 8 inches is HUGE. If mine was 8, I'd probably never get laid. Jamais Vu Again posted:Length totally isn't the end all of ducks though. Girth is probably more important. This too.
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gentle pete posted:English isn't my first language so it's hard to describe - I don't know what the medical term is in English. It's basically an area of very strange texture/growths on the shaft of the penis (not my foreskin). It's called "crenellation" because of resembling the architecture on a castle wall. It's a benign condition but very unattractive. If there is one thing I have learned from the internet it is that some people will pay a lot of money for very oddly shaped penises. You may be able to corner a niche market.
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KillHour posted:You watch too much porn. 5 is average (well, slightly below the mean, but basically average), 6 is big, 7 is "this might hurt one or both of us," 8 inches is HUGE. Actually, I watch almost no pornography at all. My current partner watches far more than I do. I believe that 5.5 is average in the US, last I heard? Not certain, it's just what I recall. And I don't think saying five is average and six is big is really fair. The bell curve is relatively generous here, I'd say six is well within "unnotable/average" range, although I will concede that it could just be a question of definitions. Also, I have known several women that could take 12 inches comfortably, and preferred it. As pointed out, girth is more important as a single metric than length here, but 8 inches being COLOSSAL and UNMANAGEABLE is, I believe, overstating things a bit. Plurals, data, anecdotes, etc, I suppose I could have just known a lot of vaginas with impressive capacity, but I'm just going off of the testimonials I have. Travis343 posted:It also can just be shorthand for "Your dick looks good/hot". Well, sure, I guess, but I don't want people telling me things that are blatantly incorrect. if you want to tell me my dick is cool or awesome or whatever, say that, you know? If I like a girl's B-cups, I don't tell her they're really big and hope she gets the message. Maybe I'm being too picky here? Jamais Vu Again posted:Length totally isn't the end all of ducks though. Girth is probably more important. I agree; if you're looking for purely length, what you want is a goose. They're a bit violent, if you can get into that, but the down feels AMAZING for any kind of play. Or so I am reliably told.
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If you're looking for length and girth in a waterfowl look no further than a swan. 
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John Lee posted:Actually, I watch almost no pornography at all. My current partner watches far more than I do. The bell curve for penises is surprisingly steep. http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2015/03/how-big-average-penis A 6 inch dick puts you at the 90th percentile. A 7 inch dick puts you at ~98th percentile. An 8 inch dick is like being 6'6". It's not unheard of, or even all that rare in the grand scheme of things. But people are still going to go "Woah, you're loving tall!" It's less like having Bs and more like having DDs but saying "They're nothing special because they're not G." I do agree that I'd rather be girthy than lengthy. Girls can stretch to fit just about anything with practice, but they're only so deep (which varies just like penis length). Cowgirl hurts with the current girl I'm with, and I don't think there's a ton we can do about it.  Edit: If dick size were IQ, I would qualify for MENSA.  
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Sep 3, 2015 04:26
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John Lee posted:Maybe I'm being too picky here? Youre being too something that's for sure
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KillHour posted:The bell curve for penises is surprisingly steep. 
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God dammit.
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KillHour posted:The bell curve for penises is surprisingly steep. The facts are on your side, it seems! I apologize for my grievous error in mathematics. Looks like, in this case  I'm the dick.
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Sep 3, 2015 07:16
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Butt stuff is... Interesting.
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Sep 3, 2015 08:43
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Just take the goddamn compliment about your goddamn junk you goddamn goons.
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Shine posted:Just take the goddamn compliment about your goddamn junk you goddamn goons. He's already put way more obsessive thought into penis size/appearance than most straight women ever have or will.
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Kimmalah posted:He's already put way more obsessive thought into penis size/appearance than most straight women ever have or will. KillHour posted:The bell curve for penises is surprisingly steep.
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Sep 3, 2015 11:41
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poo poo, i thought i was like bottom 30% not bottom 5%
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bobula posted:Butt stuff is... Interesting. 
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Sep 3, 2015 15:35
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You know that your partners could be saying this just to turn you on. Only every 3rd porn ever has a girl saying how big the dude's dong is.
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Sep 3, 2015 15:36
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When a girl tells you that your dick is big, what she really means is that it has a great personality.
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Also, make sure you're measuring correctly. It's along the top from pubic bone to tip. That means you need to push the tape measure or ruler against your abdomen to compress the little pouch of fatty tissue around your penis. For most people, this adds about half an inch. For an average goon, your whole dick might be in there hiding! Also, I'd rather have a 4 inch dick and be an interesting person women want to be around and have sex with than have a 7 inch dick and be a goony shut in. Quit worrying about it. HTH.
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I've had girfriends tell me my dick is large, but I'm absolutely average. While I knew from research that they were technically wrong, it's all about their perception, so I felt great being a big dick to them. The outlier is a girlfriend who took a 9 incher once, who also told me I had a big dick. Probably she didn't give a poo poo because he was a tool who named his penis vengeance. Also, they always told me lots of things, like how good it felt and how the shape hits their g spot so well, etc. Are you guys finding women who are so sexually illiterate all they know to say is my, what a big dick you have?
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n8r posted:You know that your partners could be saying this just to turn you on. Only every 3rd porn ever has a girl saying how big the dude's dong is. Well, yes, but probably more than every 3rd male pornstar actually has a big dong, because that's what they hire you for, so if anything it's statistically underrepresented.
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If having a huge dick was necessary or even beneficial for getting laid, natural selection would favor huge dicks and everyone would have one. Therefore, the average dick is the best size for what people use dicks for. QED.
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KillHour posted:If having a huge dick was necessary or even beneficial for getting laid, natural selection would favor huge dicks and everyone would have one.
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i like nice words
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KillHour posted:The bell curve for penises is surprisingly steep. This thread is proof that every lower curve has a bell end.
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Jedit posted:This thread is proof that every lower curve has a bell end. Beat me a to it
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I recall almost 18 years at a party a girl offered to measure all the guys dicks and I was thinking "alright I'm average six inches I got nothing to be embarrassed about". Turns out two of my friends out of a group of six had ten inch dongs.
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I mean that's still nothing to be embarrassed about though. If anything your two friends are horrifying.
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yeah your dick could fit inside their dicks. imagine that. their dicks could eat your dick to gain your courage.
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LingcodKilla posted:I recall almost 18 years at a party a girl offered to measure all the guys dicks and I was thinking "alright I'm average six inches I got nothing to be embarrassed about". Can you even, like, play sports or wear a bathing suit with a 10 inch dong
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Or... two guys convinced the girl to say they had 10 inch dongs.
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you know guys with big dongs do exist, right? they're not a conspiracy
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IronicDongz posted:you know guys with big dongs do exist, right? they're not a conspiracy No, they're a myth, just like lucid dreaming and the female orgasm. Which is indeed a myth, cause all the insecure dudes in this thread are too busy comparing dongs to get good at sex.
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Gounads posted:Or... two guys convinced the girl to say they had 10 inch dongs. I wish that was the case but neither guy was shy about it and naked dancing became a thing at our parties. I've ..... Seen both my friends weenies.
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The clit's the important part, and you don't even need a dick to get to it never mind a big one.
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EB Nulshit posted:their dicks could eat your dick to gain your courage. I hear this process, known as EXTREME DOCKING, is on the way to becoming an Olympic sport.
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John Lee posted:I hear this process, known as EXTREME DOCKING, is on the way to becoming an Olympic sport. Almost sounds like a nautical endeavor. Two Guys One America's Cup.
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LingcodKilla posted:I wish that was the case but neither guy was shy about it and naked dancing became a thing at our parties. You have interesting parties.
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