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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

I love when actions are described in 3-G, it's like you can actually hear the writer desperately calling out to us in desperation, trapped behind a permanent panel layout of talking heads.

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Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Classic Dilbert



EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (September 4, 1957)



Peanuts: Year Three (March 19-22, 1953)







BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Johnny Walker posted:




I think that should clear things up for you.

I take back what I said, this is mistranslated Soviet propaganda from the 40's.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann




The Amazing Spider-Man


She persuaded him with her boobs, didn't she?


Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:

[The Amazing Spider-Man


She persuaded him with her boobs, didn't she?

Oh man, is Namor going to babble on about his sexual exploits for a month now?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

I read this as "I'm the new Ra, the Sun God"

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban's Cats



9 Chickweed Lane 9/4/2004



Zits



Kevin & Kell





Mark Trail



That dude seems to have been punched in the face a lot. I think he may be an official Mark Trail Bad Guy™.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Evilreaver posted:

I read this as "I'm the new Ra, the Sun God"

I admit, that twist could propel Luann to one of my favorite comics in this thread. Sadly the direction we're going in is far less interesting, and seems to consist mostly of more making GBS threads on Tiffany.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Oh man, is Namor going to babble on about his sexual exploits for a month now?

Namor's historical slide shows are classed as deviant pornography in most countries.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


ANTHROPOID CASEIN

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012


Tiffany recognizes that carpet is a terrible idea for dorm rooms because it will need to be replaced quite frequently to not be disgusting. A good cartoon.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I missed the comma and briefly thought Murder Misogyny was a pretty sweet band name.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Guest writer: Guy Gilchrist.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Evilreaver posted:

I read this as "I'm the new Ra, the Sun God"

Good, it's not just me.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set knows you can't get there from here.


Working Daze make no goddamn sense that's not a loving joke Zakour! :argh:


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix takes us back to the Golden Age.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County 2015



Skippy: Hellooooo nurse... (July 5, 1928)



Peanuts (September 5, 1968)



Funky OH YOU ROTTEN MOTHERFUCKER



Just...no. The less I think about this, the happier I'll be for the rest of the day.

Moving without a second's delay to Rip Haywire, in which Li'l RJ is having trouble transitioning to civilian life.



Thimble Theater (March 22, 1929)

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

EasyEW posted:

Funky OH YOU ROTTEN MOTHERFUCKER


Every goddamn time I think I can't hate Bautik more as a writer, he goes and loving proves me wrong.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Every goddamn time I think I can't hate Bautik more as a writer, he goes and loving proves me wrong.

I celebrate Les Moore, and sing Les Moore,
And what he shall assume you shall assume,
For if you're not down with that? Too bad, because we're going there anyway.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Sep 3, 2015

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Evil Mastermind posted:

The Dinette Set knows you can't get there from here.


"T BNDY" and he brakes for hitchhikers? Dinette Set is working dark today.

Batiuk ... I ... aargh ... urrgh ... ghahh ... no.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

RandomFerret posted:

Man, his tongue(?) is swelling up like crazy. Could lick a whole roomful of assholes with that thing.

You could also do that with a regular tongue, but, it might take a bit longer.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Every goddamn time I think I can't hate Bautik more as a writer, he goes and loving proves me wrong.

Technically, for a certain sense of the phrase, that means he's constantly improving!

Now please excuse me while I go pound my head against the wall to try and forget today's strip.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann




Zanzibar Ham posted:

Oh man, is Namor going to babble on about his sexual exploits for a month now?

If only.


The Amazing Spider-Man


"Bwuuuuuhhhhh, my name is Namor and I'm a sad baby because you guys keep dumping your poo poo on me and my family and we all have to live in your poo poo and now we are literally suffocating in your poo poo waaaaaaaah."

\
:qq:


Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones


I've had it up to HERE with this storyline.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Because I hate love you all! As we (re)visit the summer with these classics, the only thing you'll find more of than laughs are casual references to Uber!

Dustin











Safe Havens

I think we left off somewhere around here:













On the Fastrack













PROBLEM SOLVED

I plan to do a week of comics every 2-3 days until we're all caught up, then I'll bundle them once or twice a week as they come in. You're welcome. :smug:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
This guy seems cool, he's down with the Ziggy.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Oh man, I hope Spidey just rolls his eyes at Namor for this entire story. I want newspaper Spider-Man's defining traits to be incompetence and racism against the water people.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

EasyEW posted:

Peanuts: Year Three (March 19-22, 1953)



... holy poo poo. Is that a speaking part for an adult in Peanuts?!?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Evil Mastermind posted:

The Dinette Set knows you can't get there from here.

Is that a Ted Bundy joke?

Transmodiar posted:

Safe Havens

Does every Safe Havens storyline rely on someone leaving an open container of some animal's DNA lying around and someone else wandering by and just drinking it. thus [strike]magically[/strike]scientifically being transformed?

That question was rhetorical. The answer is "yes."

F Minus



EBay problems

Mary Worth



"I was wondering if I could have more time for the assignment, as I can't seem to move my left arm from this position."

Rex Morgan MD



Either some odd perspective or a weird office layout.

Secret Agent X-9



Now Butch is a good name for a thug.

Apartment 3-G



I don't know how they can make this clearer to you.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Johnny Walker posted:

Apartment 3-G



I don't know how they can make this clearer to you.
...wow.

I just...

Wow.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Johnny Walker posted:

Apartment 3-G



I don't know how they can make this clearer to you.

A3G is like my favorite thing now, holy poo poo.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sorry, but there's no loving way he can pedal that trike with those stubby little legs.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

It's almost as though they were both sporting Salvatore Dali moustaches in panel 2. Oh Frank Bolle, just give up and let go of the banana peel.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Darthemed posted:

This guy seems cool, he's down with the Ziggy.

Me, I'm unironically coveting that sweet Godzilla candleholder..

Johnny Walker posted:

I
Apartment 3-G



I don't know how they can make this clearer to you.

This is absolutely the most interesting A3G has ever been for me. I'm going with the popular "writer is frustrated as hell with having her stories associated with this art and just saying 'gently caress it' " theory. Morrie Turner's decline was sad, but this is hilarious for some reason. (Also diggin' Margo's Salvador Dali mustache in that second panel)

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Johnny Walker posted:

Apartment 3-G

I don't know how they can make this clearer to you.

I hope she owns a zipper factory!


Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)



ugh.


Outbusts of Everett True





Fritzi Ritz





Sick, Sick, Sick (click for big)





Wee Pals


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computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

I usually really like the background illustrations in Dustin, I find them realistic depictions of what people do as they talk. That said I'm not really sure why they both needed to get the mail here. I think I need to go lay down.

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