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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
If Parm doesn't do one, post his write-up on Smith from the "poo poo on a player" thread.

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

No Safe Word posted:

Did someone back out of the Texans one or something? It wasn't on the most recent lists of "teams I need" :mad:

I'd be a terrible choice to write it anyway

I forgot to list them last time

Do it, I'll take anything. Have faith. Believe in yourself.

Or just type JJ Watt 200 times, I would unironically use it

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Texans one has to be done from the POV of Brian Cushing now that it's been revealed that he's actually the bully from a 1980s movie

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

No Safe Word posted:

Did someone back out of the Texans one or something? It wasn't on the most recent lists of "teams I need" :mad:

I'd be a terrible choice to write it anyway

Write something, anything, who's starting? How's the defense going to be? How many games is Hoyer going to last? Will Mallet demand a trade?


We believe in you. You are awesome and can do it.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chilichimp posted:

Is Parm not doin' one? gently caress that guy!!!

Someone tell him his Toxx doesn't apply to uproxx

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Magicpants posted:

So I did this when it looked like Brady was gonna miss some time with the intention of doing a short series, but thank god I don't have to make more, also YAY gently caress YOU GOODELL



"You are not football" needs to be someone's avatar. That's great.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Someone remake but with the Brady head.

punched my v-card at camp
Sep 4, 2008

Broken and smokin' where the infrared deer plunge in the digital snake
If someone with actual computer skills could put together an avatar for me, I'd be more than happy to throw them a $10 gift cert.

What I have in mind: a gif from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLg3ZmyZ9N0, starting with the east lansing hand closeup and then having dantonio's stoicface with the 'deal with it sunglasses' descending.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


computer parts posted:

Someone remake but with the Brady head.

This would own so much.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'll hopefully try to get around to putting something dumb together for the Chiefs tomorrow just to avoid exposing Parm to the wilds. He's ours, we need to take care of him. The world is not ready for the ideas of Parmesan Basil.

(No Butt Stuff or Pron if you're around feel free to do this in case I don't, I'm the least reliable person around)

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Chilichimp posted:

Not GIFs, but these are GDT fodder for whenever the 49ers do well this season:

"Hey, yeah you, Dingbat! What's the power level on your friggen wings?"




"I can't friggen believe you're making me get outta bed for this."



What, 90 yards? No way!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Febreeze how did you track down Gendo to write a blurb for you?

I was going to send you a "writeup" that was just entirely Teddy Bridgewater .gifs but didn't want to take anything away from Darth Brooks' bit but now I kind of wish I had.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

okay i lost my poo poo at this ad while browsing tff this morning

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

IcePhoenix posted:

Febreeze how did you track down Gendo to write a blurb for you?

I was going to send you a "writeup" that was just entirely Teddy Bridgewater .gifs but didn't want to take anything away from Darth Brooks' bit but now I kind of wish I had.

Gendo didn't write a blurb for me. It was Darth Brooks and a lurker named Profro or something who never posts

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Febreeze posted:

Gendo didn't write a blurb for me. It was Darth Brooks and a lurker named Profro or something who never posts

Hey Profro you should post more, we're not scary I swear.


Febreeze, can you put together a full list of the people who wrote writeups for you?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

axeil posted:

Hey Profro you should post more, we're not scary I swear.


Febreeze, can you put together a full list of the people who wrote writeups for you?

I mean, you can read the thread so far, but sure

Cowboys - BBP
Eagles - nrr
Redskins - Beer4theBeergod (Still to go up)
Giants - me (Still to go up)
Bucs - ZenVulgarity (Still to go up)
Falcons - Chilichimp
Panthers - Fiz
Saints - Silly Burrito
Packers
Vikings - Darth Brooks/ Pro Fro
Bears - Filthy Casual
Lions - Cruel and Unusual (Still to go up)
49ers - Spoaenk /King Hong Kong (Who I forgot to use, apologies)
Seahawks - Manouverable
Rams - JRizzle
Cardinals -qwjib0
Patriots - Kalli (Yet to go up)
Bills
Jets
Dolphins - Ehud
Colts - Athanatos (Goes up today)
Jags- Bort Bortles (Goes up today)
Titans - Probably Magic
Texans
Steelers - Mel Mudkiper
Ravens
Bengals

Browns - Hockles (yet to go up)
Chargers - SA2K
Raiders - Chris Pseudoscientist
Chiefs - Grittybeard (just received it, thank you)
Broncos - Manas and Turbo Flaming CHicken (Who I forgot to use, apologies)

I might have to use REAL LIFE FRIENDS for the Jets/Bills/Ravens and Bengals, all teams well represented here, for shame

So what I'm saying is please god someone from the Texans and Packers write something because I don't have any other people I know in that fanbase

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Sep 4, 2015

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Febreeze posted:

Gendo didn't write a blurb for me. It was Darth Brooks and a lurker named Profro or something who never posts

Nah that first one was definitely Gendo

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Febreeze posted:

Colts - Athanatos (Goes up today)
Jags- Bort Bortles (Goes up today)
:ohdear:
Going to take you down Athanatos :argh:

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
let him have this one, Athanatos, Jags never get to beat the Colts in anything else

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



I can throw together a Jets one for you.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Magicpants posted:

let him have this one, Athanatos, Jags never get to beat the Colts in anything else

Time of Possession in most games between 2000 and 2010

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

I'll do the jets one if you want

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Do you want it done in the voice of Mike Francesa, noted pope of sports, or Joe Benigno, eternal angsty soul of all Jets Fans

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



So, uh, I meant to do a short Jets write up and it kind of spiraled into football existentialism.

e: Wasn't sure where to send it so I sent you a PM. I won't be offended if you don't use it cause it went pretty far off the rails.

weekly font fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Sep 4, 2015

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

weekly font posted:

So, uh, I meant to do a short Jets write up and it kind of spiraled into football existentialism.

e: Wasn't sure where to send it so I sent you a PM. I won't be offended if you don't use it cause it went pretty far off the rails.

The weirder the better, it's fine. Fiz's was all about comparing the Panthers to a hipster and Manas pretended to be Hulk Hogan

I won't even pretend to know what Nrr's was, all I know is that it was beautiful

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes

Febreeze posted:


I might have to use REAL LIFE FRIENDS

Check your loving privilege.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Check your loving privilege.

There is a reason I asked here first

Also, you all can thank Kalli for this

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Febreeze posted:

There is a reason I asked here first

Also, you all can thank Kalli for this


This is loving glorious. Can this be shared?


Athanatos posted:

Time of Possession in most games between 2000 and 2010
Yup, this is about it.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Febreeze posted:

There is a reason I asked here first

Also, you all can thank Kalli for this



oh my god

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Bort Bortles posted:

This is loving glorious. Can this be shared?

Yes, Kalli told me he just wanted it to exist

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Febreeze posted:

Yes, Kalli told me he just wanted it to exist
Fantastic.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Febreeze posted:

There is a reason I asked here first

Also, you all can thank Kalli for this



I want this on a church stained glass window somewhere, and of any city Boston is the most likely to do it.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

There is a reason I asked here first

Also, you all can thank Kalli for this



Hahahahaha

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Febreeze posted:

There is a reason I asked here first

Also, you all can thank Kalli for this



Your best work

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Classic

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Teh greatness.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
No words, should have sent a poet

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

Febreeze posted:

There is a reason I asked here first

Also, you all can thank Kalli for this



needs to be TFF background

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Febreeze posted:

There is a reason I asked here first

Also, you all can thank Kalli for this



:allears:

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yessssssss

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