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Bobcats posted:Tinder keeps suggesting women who either have firearms pointed at the camera or are among a pack of feral-looking children. What I'm trying to say is dating at 33 sucks. yeah I think that's an intentional thing, firearms are like "Murica, these colors don't run" stuff to get sane men to pass, and the kids stuff is to see if you're cool with kids.
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Breetai posted:About me pictures please or profile name
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caberham posted:pictures please or profile name 
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Breetai posted:About me Man, this just..... this just sounds like a lot of effort all around. Gonna need an Excel spreadsheet in bed to keep track of all this poo poo. All graphs and SUM and poo poo.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Man, this just..... this just sounds like a lot of effort all around. Extensive analytics of sexual fetishes is completely my poo poo
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Breetai posted:About me Be truthful, over or under 300lbs?
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Breetai posted:About me she's so selfish, always receiving never giving. no thx
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Finally found the girl of my dreams. So long, okcupid.txt thread!
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to be 25 and still have to use special snowflake poo poo to describe yourself lmbo
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Turkey Farts posted:Finally found the girl of my dreams. So long, okcupid.txt thread! Will you be the man to take her away from her sunup to sundown toil in the sexuality fields?
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Turkey Farts posted:Finally found the girl of my dreams. So long, okcupid.txt thread! My latin is rusty Is sapiosexual being attracted to frogs
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Pretty sure that's Skrillex
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actionjackson posted:Pretty sure that's Skrillex would still drop that bass
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I bet she likes adventure and traveling.
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Coolness Averted posted:would still drop that bass
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Archimago posted:I bet she likes adventure and traveling. You've seen that too? It shows up on a lot of profiles around here. I never message them because I don't want to get dragged around on hikes and poo poo.
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What the gently caress is an adventure to these people anyway? Like ripping off a drug dealer and trying to stay on the DL till you can get the gently caress out of town?
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Hobohemian posted:What the gently caress is an adventure to these people anyway? Like ripping off a drug dealer and trying to stay on the DL till you can get the gently caress out of town? going to a camp site with 3000 dollars worth of equipment so your knees dont get itchy or dirty
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eat at a restaurant........ thats really far!
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spontaneously deciding to go eat burritos at 3am
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traveling to a concert out of town with a spotify playlist of similar artists playing while you drive
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anime was right posted:ikea, high This actually owns
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anime was right posted:eat at a restaurant........ thats really far!
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Otisburg posted:Will you be the man to take her away from her sunup to sundown toil in the sexuality fields? Dude. Grow the gently caress up. It's a nicer way of saying she is a traveling prostitute. What? You haven't heard that before?
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Bored posted:Dude. Grow the gently caress up. It's a nicer way of saying she is a traveling prostitute. What? You haven't heard that before? maybe she works in a literal field, harvesting sexuality like ears of corn. you're not her pimp, you don't know. wait are you her pimp? if so, what's up with the scalp anchor?
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She could be a sex therapist.
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Otisburg posted:maybe she works in a literal field, harvesting sexuality like ears of corn. you're not her pimp, you don't know. No. But I am an overseer of a sexuality farm and she just doesn't have the build to be a sexuality harvester.
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Bored posted:No. But I am an overseer of a sexuality farm and she just doesn't have the build to be a sexuality harvester. i was told all of my exes went up to a sexuality farm up north, where they can chase rabbits all day and play with the other ex girlfriends, that's a real thing isnt it?
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Bored posted:No. But I am an overseer of a sexuality farm and she just doesn't have the build to be a sexuality harvester. im a vagina gatherer
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ElGroucho posted:My latin is rusty It means you're attracted to sapient beings if you're only attracted to humans, that's homo-sexual
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Hobohemian posted:What the gently caress is an adventure to these people anyway? Like ripping off a drug dealer and trying to stay on the DL till you can get the gently caress out of town? An adventure is when you have someone else drive you places.
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I dun' know what yous talking' 'bout, we's juss grow sorghum here.
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anime was right posted:im a vagina gatherer a cunter gatherer
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Bored posted:No. But I am an overseer of a sexuality farm and she just doesn't have the build to be a sexuality harvester. you need strong thighs and a firm butte to be a sexual harvester btw
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I dun' know what yous talking' 'bout, we's juss grow sorghum here. a SEX farm for SEX HOOKERS
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drat horror queefs posted:a SEX farm for SEX HOOKERS located in mound house, nevada
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