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Gamma Nerd posted:"Some creativity went into this meal." "SOMETIMES IM JUST SO RANDOM"
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Samizdata posted:I have been kmown to eat chocolate malt Ovaltine dry. One of the tastiest things is a bowl of really good vanilla ice cream topped with dry chocolate/malt mix. I remember going to the food banks with my mom as a kid, and one place piled a little food on top of a giant, industrial jar of mustard to make it look like they were giving us a full food box. Not that I'm ungreatful for the food we were given, but what were two people going to do with a few cans of veggies and three gallons of mustard? Sad, sad food days. Scathach has a new favorite as of 03:20 on Sep 4, 2015 |
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Planet Piss posted:The random canned vegetables we'd get from the food bank were horrible too. No one ever donates anything they'd want to eat themselves lol "Hey, you got a delivery. Take this pallet of canned peas to the food pantry." "Did they ask us for a shitton of peas for some reason?" "Nope. They're super cheap though, and the extra poundage makes us look good for donating so much food to the community." "...you've never had to visit a food pantry before, have you?" "What? They're not gonna complain--it's free food!" 
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Bina posted:Oh, I also used to get into the cupboard a lot and eat concentrated bouillon. I liked how salty it was, especially the beef. I did this too as a kid and probably still would if my Adult Brain wasn't firmly in control most of the time.  I have some weird salt-craving issues though, I love super-salty things.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"Hey, you got a delivery. Take this pallet of canned peas to the food pantry." I think it's a mix of that and the canned food drives that go door-to-door surprising people who don't want to look like uncaring assholes so they dig through their pantry for the poo poo all the way in the back "Of course they'd like canned key lime pie filling! Who doesn't like pie, right?" Unrelated:  No pizza rules?
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Hakkesshu posted:Cottage cheese sandwiches are not uncommon in this country, though I've never actually had one because why would I Unless you're starving, why bother? I'd rather have poutine.
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Scathach posted:^^^Both are cakes. I only eat grammatically correct toilet cakes.
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Kakairo posted:I only eat grammatically correct toilet cakes. Well yeah-- more letters, more sugar 
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Did all goons just grow up poor? Is that why we're bitter assholes?
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DicktheCat posted:Did all goons just grow up poor? Is that why we're bitter assholes? Do you think rich people post on forums all day?
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DicktheCat posted:Did all goons just grow up poor? Is that why we're bitter assholes? I'm bitter because I grew up rich and voluntarily removed myself to live in poverty, before I had any conception of what poverty was. I'm an rear end in a top hat because gently caress you.
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cbf to take a picture but I'm having a pb&j on a toasted english muffin with a whiskey/seltzer for dinner. sandwich is on a paper plate. whiskey's in a stemless wine glass. it may not be an AFP bingo but its bad, todd. gods help me 
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Planet Piss posted:I think it's a mix of that and the canned food drives that go door-to-door surprising people who don't want to look like uncaring assholes so they dig through their pantry for the poo poo all the way in the back No, pizza rules. 
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Scathach posted:
Jesus Christ, you should at least take it out of the package before serving.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Do you think rich people post on forums all day? Rich people get to post on SA Deluxe, each account is $1000 and they are served champagne with each probation. It's why we plebs don't understand why banned and probated people keep coming back, we don't get to experience their world
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Planet Piss posted:Unrelated: That is not a pizza, it is an infestation.
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:That is not a pizza, it is an infestation ... OF FLAVOR (hard no)
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Planet Piss posted:"Of course they'd like canned key lime pie filling! Who doesn't like pie, right?" Haha, oh man. I remember coming back from a shelter with my mom and looking through our donation box to find a can of cherry pie filling the size of my head. I don't think anyone has ever actually used or even opened a can of pie filling before, it just passes hands like some kind of "save for a rainy day" social experiment.
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I can't even read the word ranch without hearing it in the guttural squawk of a career-smoker beehive-haired New Jersey soccer mom wedged into a booth at Chilis. "And what kind of dressing would you like? We have vinaigrette, honey mustard, bleu ch--" "RAAAAAAANCH"
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TheKennedys posted:I did this too as a kid and probably still would if my Adult Brain wasn't firmly in control most of the time. BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Do you think rich people post on forums all day?
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Bina posted:I used to like the taste of powdered milk as a kid. Our power was shut off many times cause my dad failed to pay the electricity bill, or power outages due to an old neighborhood. I liked the clumps of dried milk when I drank it down. They were chewy, and concentrated. I also ate cat food a lot when I was very young. Science Diet. Oh, I also used to get into the cupboard a lot and eat concentrated bouillon. I liked how salty it was, especially the beef. I also would eat Nesquick out of the can dry.  He loves milk.Anyway, I used to work in the pet food industry for a few years, and Science Diet is famous for how much salt they put in their food. Little kids get weird cravings. My brothers would eat ketchup (or "catsup") on every single thing they ate for years and my dad finally put a stop to it when they tried to put it in apple sauce. I also ate dry Ovaltine. I felt like it made a better powder than a drink.
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drizzle a little honey around the outer crust of your pizza before you put it in the oven next time. it is pleasant.
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Planet Piss posted:I think it's a mix of that and the canned food drives that go door-to-door surprising people who don't want to look like uncaring assholes so they dig through their pantry for the poo poo all the way in the back Beets. It is always canned beets.
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I don't keep a lot of canned stuff on hand, so I think the last time one of those door to door food drives came around they got some kind of Thai hot sauce I hadn't gotten around to opening yet. I felt bad about it at the time, but from the sound of things it was probably appreciated 
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I say this as a man who had a peanut butter, hot sauce and potato chip sandwich today, that's disgusting.
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Tree Goat posted:drizzle a little honey around the outer crust of your pizza before you put it in the oven next time. it is pleasant. It's not a standard pepperoni-tomato sauce-mozzarella pizza, though.
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Hot sauce is always appreciated. So out new tiny house is a trailer from 1978. Besides a few small things we've fixed, it's all original, including the microwave.  I'm gonna to try following some of these recipes, hopefully they'll turn out as bad as they sound. E: well really some of them sound great, but this is a microwave. Scathach has a new favorite as of 20:59 on Sep 4, 2015 |
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I've had flammkuchen with honey on it and it works well so maybe?
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Gonna use that honey/pizza crust combo thanks
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Do you think rich people post on forums all day? lol if you don't have Enrique do your posting for you. But really, I would think richer people have more free time to post post post.
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Nah rich people have more time to go to the opera or play squashball. It's a busy life you see.
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Wasn't there someone who was banned and re-reg'd so many times that the amount of money he spent on the forums was something like 4-500 dollars or more?    
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Pretty sure that was Vilepilot who was legit mentally ill. ARound the 3k mark he started issuing death threats against Lowtax's family.
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3000? Jesus christ
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