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OwlFancier posted:You have interesting parties. The late 90s were pretty cool.
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One time my college roommates threw a party and at some point someone shot a rope of spooge on our toilet that just dangled from the raised lid all night.
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Mak0rz posted:One time my college roommates threw a party and at some point someone shot a rope of spooge on our toilet that just dangled from the raised lid all night. That's better than jizz on your guest beds pillow. Reason number one i don't keep white pillow cases anymore.
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LingcodKilla posted:That's better than jizz on your guest beds pillow. Because they're off-yellow now?
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i heard we were subtly bragging about our dicks in here or did that ship already sail?????
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:i heard we were subtly bragging about our dicks in here or did that ship already sail????? What part of that was subtle?
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:i heard we were subtly bragging about our dicks in here or did that ship already sail????? If you can work it into a story about how wild and crazy your younger days were you can still get some dick bragging in
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:i heard we were subtly bragging about our dicks in here or did that ship already sail????? By all means whip it out.
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Nope.
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:i heard we were subtly bragging about our dicks in here or did that ship already sail????? Nah, we're all comparing pubic hair length now. Four inches, what about the rest of the thread?
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While we're talking about hair length, anyone else want to shave their legs? Body hair in general grosses me out. The only reason I don't is because shaving my legs seems like a massive pain in the rear end. I could deal with shaving every couple days, but how the hell do I do it without making a huge mess and getting leg hair everywhere? Do people who use disposable razors have to worry about that? Am I just making a mess because the bear-trimmer end of my electric razor (for my face)? I put a bunch of paper towels in my sink and shave over them to make cleanup easy when I shave my armpits, but I can't really do that for my legs.
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Shaving your legs is indeed a massive pain in the rear end but it's also really nice once you're done. Do it in the bathtub, probably. I'd recommend waxing, or possibly electrolysis if you've got enough cash.
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EB Nulshit posted:While we're talking about hair length, anyone else want to shave their legs? Body hair in general grosses me out. The only reason I don't is because shaving my legs seems like a massive pain in the rear end. I could deal with shaving every couple days, but how the hell do I do it without making a huge mess and getting leg hair everywhere? Do people who use disposable razors have to worry about that? Am I just making a mess because the bear-trimmer end of my electric razor (for my face)? I put a bunch of paper towels in my sink and shave over them to make cleanup easy when I shave my armpits, but I can't really do that for my legs. You really are the gift that keeps on giving.
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I can't tell if you're trolling or not, but I shave my legs for cycling. Do it in the shower or bath and get a decent razor that is, above all, sharp. Use moisturizer afterwards. If shaving bothers you, you could try hair removal cream - but I've never used that. I heard it burns like hell.
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EB Nulshit posted:While we're talking about hair length, anyone else want to shave their legs? Body hair in general grosses me out. The only reason I don't is because shaving my legs seems like a massive pain in the rear end. I could deal with shaving every couple days, but how the hell do I do it without making a huge mess and getting leg hair everywhere? Do people who use disposable razors have to worry about that? Am I just making a mess because the bear-trimmer end of my electric razor (for my face)? I put a bunch of paper towels in my sink and shave over them to make cleanup easy when I shave my armpits, but I can't really do that for my legs. When I shave my face I treat it like getting a haircut. Do it on a room with a linoleum floor and hoover/sweep it up afterwards. Wet-shaving stubble is fine in the sink but long hair will just leave you with a weird soapy mess of matted hair everywhere or something. Genuinely never tried shaving a beard into the sink. I guess if you have long leg hair do a number 1 shave with hair clippers and then wet shave them? I don't think you're supposed to wet-shave long hair anyway, it just pulls out. LingcodKilla posted:The late 90s were pretty cool. Apparently at the last party I attended one of my friends decided to start doing the goodbye horses scene from silence of the lambs into my face but I have absolutely no memory of it whatsoever. I don't drink so I can only assume I repressed it? OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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John Lee posted:Yeah, I've had a couple girls do the same thing. "Whoa, your penis is SO BIG" Again, I meant when the guy thinks it's bigger than it is, and their partner is just sat there, coping it sweet thinking "its p.average. In fact, a little slim if I'm honest" I just know someone who's ego is probably a little over inflated and o guess I'm jealous he's not insecure like I am when I think he should be because I'm mean. I ain't insecure about my hoohar though. She's beautiful
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screamname posted:Again, I meant when the guy thinks it's bigger than it is, and their partner is just sat there, coping it sweet thinking "its p.average. In fact, a little slim if I'm honest" Straight boys are so weirdly insecure about dick size, which is so weird.
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screamname posted:Again, I meant when the guy thinks it's bigger than it is, and their partner is just sat there, coping it sweet thinking "its p.average. In fact, a little slim if I'm honest" An apparent overinflated ego is often caused by insecurities. If he's bringing up how big it is, it's probably because he's worried that it isn't and compensating.
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Sorry to bring this up in the middle of dick chat but I have a question! I've always thought I had a fairly low/normal sex drive, I've had depression most of my life so figured the meds/emotions kept me from being all that interested. The other day though it felt like a switch had just flipped and I was probably more aroused than I'd ever been, like proper dry throat, burning loins sorta feeling. I take it that's the way it's supposed to be? Nothing obvious triggered it, and I just feel kind of cheated that it took this long for me to feel that way 
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Just find the wrong person and it will go back to the way it was in no time.
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Octolady posted:Sorry to bring this up in the middle of dick chat but I have a question! I've always thought I had a fairly low/normal sex drive, I've had depression most of my life so figured the meds/emotions kept me from being all that interested. The other day though it felt like a switch had just flipped and I was probably more aroused than I'd ever been, like proper dry throat, burning loins sorta feeling. I take it that's the way it's supposed to be? Nothing obvious triggered it, and I just feel kind of cheated that it took this long for me to feel that way If it's a consolation, I have a pretty high libido, and I still rarely feel overwhelmed by horniness as you described.
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hoobajoo posted:If it's a consolation, I have a pretty high libido, and I still rarely feel overwhelmed by horniness as you described. Ah dang, you mean if I fix my sadbrains I don't get to feel like that all the time? That's okay though, I thought I was more broken than usual there
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Edit: gently caress it, too weird and vague
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Octolady posted:Sorry to bring this up in the middle of dick chat but I have a question! I've always thought I had a fairly low/normal sex drive, I've had depression most of my life so figured the meds/emotions kept me from being all that interested. The other day though it felt like a switch had just flipped and I was probably more aroused than I'd ever been, like proper dry throat, burning loins sorta feeling. I take it that's the way it's supposed to be? Nothing obvious triggered it, and I just feel kind of cheated that it took this long for me to feel that way There's isn't a "way it's supposed to be". Everyone's different. Though depression can make it harder. If you're a vagina-haver (actually, even if you're not) I'd recommend "Come As You Are" by Emily Nagoski. It's all about how female sexuality works, backed by research.
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John Lee posted:*snip* I'll edit it out since you just did, but to answer your question, it is okay to become very sexually aroused. I hate you all.
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Shine posted:I'll edit it out since you just did, but to answer your question, it is okay to become very sexually aroused. I hate you all. I thought the answer was butt stuff?
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Slaan posted:I thought the answer was butt stuff? Butt stuff is the solution to every problem, not the answer to every question. Subtle difference.
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It should be noted that depression manifests differently between men and women oftentimes and for men it manifests typically as anger due to the usual reactions that men have with encountering different unfamiliar problems. SSRIs can interact with these states but should always be considered carefully into one's anecdotal evidence history.
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hoobajoo posted:Butt stuff is the solution to every problem, not the answer to every question. Subtle difference. Nah, Butt Stuff isn't a one stop solution. Sometimes Butt Stuff is the problem. In which case the solution is "Use more lube."
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Masonity posted:Nah, Butt Stuff isn't a one stop solution. Sometimes Butt Stuff is the problem. No, in that case Butt Stuff is the desired result and the problem is you're not using enough lube. Butt Stuff is never the problem (unless your problem is having too much fun, I guess).
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I think prolapsed anuses might be a hint you are having too much fun.
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Octolady posted:Ah dang, you mean if I fix my sadbrains I don't get to feel like that all the time? That's okay though, I thought I was more broken than usual there From my limited experience I would find it very difficult to live a productive life if I felt like that all the time. It's wonderful when situationally appropriate but I can't walk around with my hand down my trousers all day.
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OwlFancier posted:From my limited experience I would find it very difficult to live a productive life if I felt like that all the time. Yeah, feeling turbo-horny all the time would be a really fun three day weekend. But then it's like, I gotta go grocery shopping, I don't want to be overcome with lust looking at Ms. Butterworth. Depression and anti-depressants, especially SSRIs, can gently caress with libido in all sorts of ways. It comes up frequently in the anti-depressants thread, but Welbutrin is an SNRI, which often increases libido and sexual function instead of impairing them. You might try supplementing with it and see if it agrees with you and leads to more time in a sexual headspace.
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I seriously think they should have one of the listed side effects of Welbutrin say "May turn you into a sex god." Mostly because it's funny, but partly because it's true.
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KillHour posted:I seriously think they should have one of the listed side effects of Welbutrin say "May turn you into a sex god." I wish it worked on me. Dead orgasmic ability and often even deader libido all in the name of not being suicidal. I mean it's worth it, but dang 
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LeJackal posted:Straight boys are so weirdly insecure about dick size, which is so weird. Knew a girl who had a very brief relationship with a guy with what was seriously a micropenis. Said she could only give a handjob using thumb and index finger. He vehemently and without provocation started explaining that his dick was totally normal and she'd probably only been with freakishly big dicks before. Dude also had anger issues, was a cop, had a gun collection, and a sports car. If I didn't meet him in real life, I'd think someone was lazily putting together a stereotype.
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OwlFancier posted:From my limited experience I would find it very difficult to live a productive life if I felt like that all the time. Hahaa, well I was only (partly ) joking  Thanks for the advice on SSRIs I used to be on Citalopram but it disagreed with me, I'm not taking anything at the minute because I'm in a good space but if I go back to it I'll look into Wellbutrin!
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mlmp08 posted:Knew a girl who had a very brief relationship with a guy with what was seriously a micropenis. Said she could only give a handjob using thumb and index finger. He vehemently and without provocation started explaining that his dick was totally normal and she'd probably only been with freakishly big dicks before. For the price of the gun collection and the sports car, he could have easily just gone to a plastic surgeon and had them graft on a horse dick. OwlFancier posted:From my limited experience I would find it very difficult to live a productive life if I felt like that all the time. You can't?
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KillHour posted:For the price of the gun collection and the sports car, he could have easily just gone to a plastic surgeon and had them graft on a horse dick. But no it was totally normal sized you see.
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