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KungFu Grip posted:Bakabella's corpse was still in the ring as people left. A ton of people took selfies with Bakabella's unmoving carcass. As awesome as the flippy tournament matches were tonight, the main event was especially good on a storyline level. I'd consider it the best Chikara match of the year due to being both great payoff to Oleg's slow burn face turn and a viable push into the next phase of the feud.
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Sep 6, 2015 07:23
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drago and aerostar (in aerostar's defense the ropes were incredibly loose to kick off the first night) botched a whole bunch at PWG last weekend were they better here?
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Sep 6, 2015 07:26
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oatgan posted:drago and aerostar (in aerostar's defense the ropes were incredibly loose to kick off the first night) botched a whole bunch at PWG last weekend were they better here? Much. Ropes were tightened every time before one of their matches so far. Drago did come up short a bit on a catapult dive but still landed on wicked. Aero did his no handed missile dive to the outside which was nuts.
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oatgan posted:drago and aerostar (in aerostar's defense the ropes were incredibly loose to kick off the first night) botched a whole bunch at PWG last weekend were they better here? Didn't notice anything wrong. They seemed pretty crisp. Many hours later and I'm still laughing about Fenix. It was so in-your-face! I honestly can't even blame Quack for losing his poo poo.
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I am gonna miss Sidney Bakabella. He was a good gimmick. I was there for his first show at WiF! and got to see his last show.
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KungFu Grip posted:Results: It is rather good https://twitter.com/0Joeyv2/status/640388177887412224
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Sep 6, 2015 11:21
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I heard shocking unconfirmed reports that noted child killer and war criminal Missile Assault Ant was allowed to sell merchandise while noted good wrestler and embodiment of life Fenix was not because he said a bad word. Shocking if true.
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Skinty McEdger posted:I heard shocking unconfirmed reports that noted child killer and war criminal Missile Assault Ant was allowed to sell merchandise while noted good wrestler and embodiment of life Fenix was not because he said a bad word. Preposterous! Missile Assault Man doesn't have any merch! Anyway, it looks like things may have smoothed over. I got a notification that a bunch of Chikara personalities started following Fenix on Twitter. Fenix tweeted a couple apologies and Dasher Hatfield told him it was cool and good luck at today's show.
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Sep 6, 2015 16:25
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Missile Assault Man had a war flashback to him murdering a bus full of children in Zimbabwe
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Bard Maddox posted:Missile Assault Man had a war flashback to him murdering a bus full of children in Zimbabwe This is true. More interested in this than that Kickstarter game from a while back. Anyway, here's my prediction for today's show: - Shynron wins back-to-back RDV. - DevCorp defeat Fight Club Pro. - Bullet Club defeat Team AAA. - Bullet Club defeat DevCorp.
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Sep 6, 2015 18:20
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This just makes me want a good sequel to the old WWF Wrestlemania arcade game, the one Midway made.
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oatgan posted:family friendly idgi
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murder is worse than cusses
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Wrong latte order > cussing > genocide > human trafficking > mascot murder
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epitasis posted:murder is worse than cusses Depends on the context. Death is a regular part of fictional entertainment, including G-rated movies. Anyway, tonight's results: - Team AAA beat DevCorp. Upon entering the ring, Fenix was greeted with huge chants of "WE FORGIVE YOU!" He grabbed a mic and apologized for his outburst yesterday. After AAA won, DevCorp got in a big argument with each other. Fans started chanting "BACK TO BACK!" in the style of the "BO, LEAVE!" NXT chants. - Bullet Club beat Fight Club Pro. Great match, although the repeat spot of the airplane spin/big swing combo looked pretty flat this time around. Great moment had AJ about to do a plancha off the ropes that he tripped on in Night 1. He was building up to it, jumped up, one of the opponents grabbed his leg and pulled him to the floor. - Crown and Court beat Gentleman's Club in a 4-on-4 CotI match. Lots and lots of great comedy here while Gulak and Kimber Lee wanted it to be serious and for there to be actual wrestling. Chuck Taylor really laid into Swamp Monster verbally here. - Tag Gauntlet was crazy. Teams included Throwbacks, some bee and grasshopper duo, 3.0, Blue Meanie and Simon Dean (not Nova), one of the English teams, Osirian Portal working together for the first time in months, Juke Joint and Missile Assault Man, Colony XTREME Force and BDK. Highlight was 3.0 vs. bWo, where Meanie and Parker had an epic thumb wrestling spot. 3.0 hinted at a heel turn by Parker pinning Dean with feet on the ropes. After Battleborn showed up and beat Osirian Portal, Colony XTREME Force showed up. Missile Assault Man looked conflicted, but fought against them. After they won, Condron grabbed the mic and said that he blamed MAM for their Trios loss and since Condron and Juke Joint have seen their friends get killed, MAM had to kill his old buddies. Fans chanted "NO MORE DEATH!" and MAM decided not to do it. Condron decided to do it himself and took out Orbit Adventure Ant with the Deucalion choke-breaker. Pinkie Sanchez and Nokken quickly came in and beat them to win the Gauntlet. Afterwards, Arctic Rescue Ant kept trying to revive his fallen friend like the Ewok in Return of the Jedi. - Heidi Lovelace beat Proletariat Boar in an okay match. Juan Francisco was livid afterwards. - Mandrews beat Shynron to win RDV. Afterwards, Shynron got really mad and held up the 2014 plaque in response as if that meant anything. He ended up storming off. - Team AAA beat Bullet Club. Awesome match despite some botching (ie. Fenix's top rope run). Afterwards, Bullet Club walked off, but eventually came back to embrace the winners. Fenix dedicated their win to Perro Aguayo Jr.
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KoT was my first Chikara show(s) and I had a super fun time and can't wait to road trip to more shows. I also bought a sweet Mr. Touchdown shirt.
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Huh. So, Team AAA is the first trio made completely of non regulars to win KOT.
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fenix is a good dude. I read earlier he closed up shop early and handed out his remaining shirts to kids.
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We had car problems on the way over and wound up missing the first match but got there in time to watch the Bucks. It was a great time. Bryce wasn't there so I couldn't get Chuck Taylor to sign another picture of him but I still got to buy stuff off of him. Now I can't wait until the finale in Philly.
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Seriously gently caress Quack. He's such a clown.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Seriously gently caress Quack. He's such a clown. Are you basing that off anything from today's results cause everything went smoothly today
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DM Punk posted:Are you basing that off anything from today's results cause everything went smoothly today I think it's just a general statement/sentiment and one I heartily agree with
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Yuriy posted:I think it's just a general statement/sentiment and one I heartily agree with Yeah it's basically just an expression of disdain for everything I've heard about Quack over a long period of time. I just have no respect whatsoever for a guy who flips a poo poo about a curse word at LITERALLY the same time he's running a storyline of a character being a war criminal who blew up a school bus full of children in Zimbabwe. Plus the couch thing, and all kinds of stuff. Put it all together and it's like, go gently caress yourself.
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Well, whatever Quack said or did, the end result was not affected because not only did Fenix come back for Night 3, but his team won, he got the pin on the final match, and got to cut 2 promos on the mic. If anything, the cursing on Night 2 helped him with the crowd because I felt like Drago was more over than him on Night 1. That changed completely by Night 3. The real test of how pissed Quack is about it is if he ever gets booked again. Crowd absolutely wants all 3 back, so it will be interesting to see.
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fenix was the best of the three by a decent margin imo at bola. also did no cussing spots to my recollection
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Yeah it's basically just an expression of disdain for everything I've heard about Quack over a long period of time.
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epitasis posted:fenix was the best of the three by a decent margin imo at bola. also did no cussing spots to my recollection he most certainly said "gently caress you" and called someone a "puta"
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Flameingblack posted:how many of those kids are on message boards finding that obscure loving nonsense about blowing up school busses I thought they explicitly stated it in promos on the shows and whatnot.
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oatgan posted:he most certainly said "gently caress you" and called someone a "puta" o
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I thought they explicitly stated it in promos on the shows and whatnot.
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A dudes whose stated gimmick and heel turn is based on being a Child Murderer and a War Criminal in a show that labels itself family friendly is extremely tone deaf.
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Flameingblack posted:have you ever watched a cartoon in the last 50 years Yes and none of them have explicitly talked about schoolbuses full of children being literally murdered.
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Flameingblack posted:have you ever watched a cartoon in the last 50 years Yes, they normally don't want you to cheer for the Child murdering war criminal.
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It's weird though. No one at the shows treats the whole murdering kids as a big deal. Like none of the kids I saw were crying when Orbit got murdered in front of them today. I think kids treat wrestlers dying in CHIKARA like Pokemon being defeated.
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a schoolbus of children exploding in a wrestling angle is hilarious and i endorse it
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