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Kakairo: Dec 5, 2005; In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Smoke posted:

And on that note, here's what I ate for dinner tonight. I'm in Bulgaria at the moment.

The restaurant called this Delicious Chicken on the menu. It tasted pretty good too.

Looks good to me. :shrug:

# ? Sep 5, 2015 23:18

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# ? May 25, 2024 14:17

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Kakairo posted:

Looks good to me.

I fuckin love potato wedges

# ? Sep 5, 2015 23:23

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

pienipple posted:

Raw brown rice on a slice of wheat bread with peanut butter, side of chopped lettuce, pinch of shredded cheese.

Just makes me think of that Mr. Show sketch, "Peanut Butter, Eggs, and Dice"

# ? Sep 6, 2015 00:10

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

-CHA posted:

Or you know, we could just continue to post Aspics.

probably not a true aspic since it comes out of the can in that consistency.

It's got a happy face!

# ? Sep 6, 2015 00:28

HP Artsandcrafts: Oct 3, 2012

Currywurst, tastes way better than it looks. Could probably do without the mayo.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 01:50

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

That's a very unfortunate picture of a currywurst.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 01:53

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

#good breakfast # #good morning

# ? Sep 6, 2015 02:42

Cute as heck: Nov 6, 2011; Cutie Pie Swag~

# ? Sep 6, 2015 02:47

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Jesus hrist, you are supposed to serve the raw beans on the side, not on top of the steak. :-/

# ? Sep 6, 2015 02:48

Big Centipede: Mar 20, 2009; it tingles

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

WELCOME TO THE NIGHTMARE FEAST

# ? Sep 6, 2015 02:57

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Big Centipede posted:

cautionary av/ post combo.

But I see nothing wrong with chinese mitten crabs nor crayfish presented in a badass fashion.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 03:49

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I'm terrible. I forgot to get Sponch until I was in the airport, and I couldn't find any there. Sorry, guys. Trip report: 0/10

# ? Sep 6, 2015 05:57

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Wait, how come Goon Pizza didn't end up in the OP

# ? Sep 6, 2015 06:00

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Neo_Crimson posted:

Chicken is one meat you absolutely have to eat cooked through because the entirety of the US's chickens are drenched with salmonella.

Beef is fine and good to eat rare though, except ground beef.

Alternatively, just eat everything as close to raw as possible and let your immune system figure that poo poo out. So far mine has done a good job, it seems safe and reasonable to assume this will continue to be the case!

# ? Sep 6, 2015 06:13

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

cash crab posted:

Wait, how come Goon Pizza didn't end up in the OP

I think I missed it, I was out for a while and did some very light skimming. Do you have the post(s)?

# ? Sep 6, 2015 06:26

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I think I missed it, I was out for a while and did some very light skimming. Do you have the post(s)?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704953&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=172#post449517496

It's sort of in bits and pieces but I think that the chocolate stuffed crust deserves to be remembered.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 06:58

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

OctoberBlues posted:

Alternatively, just eat everything as close to raw as possible and let your immune system figure that poo poo out. So far mine has done a good job, it seems safe and reasonable to assume this will continue to be the case!

You're going to die from food one day.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 07:33

4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

Chocolate stuffed crust sounds amazing but obviously not with all the other poo poo on there.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 08:06

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Pizza Hut: constantly testing the reasonable limits of No Rules

# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:24

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cash crab posted:

Pizza Hut: constantly testing the reasonable limits of No Rules

Trip report!

# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:29

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

Gridlocked posted:

Trip report!

I would do it if A. it wasn't an asia-specific thing (because of course it was) and B. it didn't happen nigh on three years ago now.

The asian pizza market is weird.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 16:35

Kakairo: Dec 5, 2005; In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

cash crab posted:

Pizza Hut: constantly testing the reasonable limits of No Rules

I'm the elf on the left trying to lift a piece.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 17:36

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

The asian pizza market is weird.

Mozzarella in the crust, camembert beneath the toppings in a double crust (crust-cheese-crust-toppings). Incredibly delicious, but with every bite you can feel your arteries measurably clogging. Every slice takes off a year of your lifespan.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 20:34

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

cash crab posted:

Pizza Hut: constantly testing the reasonable limits of No Rules

A single maraschino cherry in the center.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 20:53

Mexican Deathgasm: Aug 17, 2010; Ramrod XTreme

Canada never seems to get any pizza monstrosities. I'm going to look around and see if there's something bizarre or awful I can order in Calgary.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 20:53

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

AnonSpore posted:

Mozzarella in the crust, camembert beneath the toppings in a double crust (crust-cheese-crust-toppings). Incredibly delicious, but with every bite you can feel your arteries measurably clogging. Every slice takes off a year of your lifespan.

loose corn

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

Canada never seems to get any pizza monstrosities. I'm going to look around and see if there's something bizarre or awful I can order in Calgary.

If you can finish a large pizza from Pizza 73 that would be a good trip report. Also, I miss Pizza 73 desperately. Please buy a pizza from there and ship it to me.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 21:23

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

In a similar (non-AFP) vein, if any of you are San Diego goons and are willing to overnight me a cooler full of carne asada burritos from Alberto's or whatever those red roof barn-looking mexican food places are called now then please please let's work something out.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 21:43

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:

Canada never seems to get any pizza monstrosities. I'm going to look around and see if there's something bizarre or awful I can order in Calgary.

There has to somewhere here that uses a whole pizza as a Caesar garnish.

# ? Sep 6, 2015 22:07

Mexican Deathgasm: Aug 17, 2010; Ramrod XTreme

cash crab posted:

loose corn

If you can finish a large pizza from Pizza 73 that would be a good trip report. Also, I miss Pizza 73 desperately. Please buy a pizza from there and ship it to me.

Jesus, I can only do about two or three pieces of that greasy sodden mess that Pizza 73 calls food. I can't imagine eating a whole pizza. I wouldn't be able to poo poo for like a month.

How about a Captain's Dog from Tubby Dog? It's a bacon wrapped hot dog topped with peanut butter, jelly, and Captain Crunch.

Mexican Deathgasm has a new favorite as of 23:37 on Sep 6, 2015

# ? Sep 6, 2015 23:34

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

AnonSpore posted:

Mozzarella in the crust, camembert beneath the toppings in a double crust (crust-cheese-crust-toppings). Incredibly delicious, but with every bite you can feel your arteries measurably clogging. Every slice takes off a year of your lifespan.

Put different toppings on that and I would eat the entire thing by myself.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 00:42

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

Jesus, I can only do about two or three pieces of that greasy sodden mess that Pizza 73 calls food. I can't imagine eating a whole pizza. I wouldn't be able to poo poo for like a month.

How about a Captain's Dog from Tubby Dog? It's a bacon wrapped hot dog topped with peanut butter, jelly, and Captain Crunch.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Ugh. Why? Also, yes, that is a good idea for a trip, please do that.

# ? Sep 7, 2015 00:57