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As goofy as that is, it's good evidence for the theory mutants are actually all reality manipulators. I'd love Magneto to do that again in a modern comic.
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So Volto can't introduce himself without pushing and pulling stuff all over?
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Selachian posted:So Volto can't introduce himself without pushing and pulling stuff all over? Hey, with a name like Volto from Mars we're lucky he doesn't introduce himself with an overwrought prog metal song
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Selachian posted:So Volto can't introduce himself without pushing and pulling stuff all over? He has to touch his wrist too. I'm not sure if there's a greater context to these or what but it was a super weird ad campaign. Especially the "Grape Nuts won't give you magnetic powers  " bit.
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muscles like this? posted:He has to touch his wrist too. I'm not sure if there's a greater context to these or what but it was a super weird ad campaign. Especially the "Grape Nuts won't give you magnetic powers That's just part of Grape Nuts' long tradition of disappointingly false advertising. It's neither grapes, nor nuts, nor capable of empowering children with scientifically retarded magnetic powers.
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Selachian posted:So Volto can't introduce himself without pushing and pulling stuff all over? I've been wondering that about Shazam.
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When those kids' grapenut flakes run out in the middle of the jungle, they are hosed. Volto's going to be out of there so fast.
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I feel like this should have a soundtrack by ICP.
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Sizone posted:
 Optimus Prime is supposed to be a military genius with millions of years of memories. The biggest 5¼‑inch floppy disk held 360kb. Cybertron has amazing compression algorithms.
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Or maybe it's all propaganda and Prime is a sadistic idiot no better than Megatron.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Or maybe it's all propaganda and Prime is a sadistic idiot no better than Megatron. Even an A.I. that keeps StarScream around as second in command would require more than 360kb. Hell, even John McCain's a couple of gigs.
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RandomFerret posted:
I can buy the storage medium as a product of the time, but I'm more amused by Optimus being kept with all those other floppies. Are they just as important? Or does this dude keep the mind of a sentient being with his spreadsheets?
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If they're stored alphabetically Oregon Trail is not too far away.
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Travis343 posted:If they're stored alphabetically Oregon Trail is not too far away. Loads wrong disk into Optimus' rebuilt empty body: "AUTOBOTS, I HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY", immediately shuts down
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Say Nothing posted:I've been wondering that about Shazam. His name is Captain Marvel you loving ignorant philistine.
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Say Nothing posted:I've been wondering that about Shazam. You rang? 
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Sizone posted:
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TwoPair posted:Loads wrong disk into Optimus' rebuilt empty body: "AUTOBOTS, I HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY", immediately shuts down More likely, he goes on a hunting trip.
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Who What Now posted:His name is Captain Marvel you loving ignorant philistine. Captain Marvel is a woman. Where are you getting this misinformation?
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WickedHate posted:I can buy the storage medium as a product of the time, but I'm more amused by Optimus being kept with all those other floppies. Are they just as important? Or does this dude keep the mind of a sentient being with his spreadsheets? That's actually Optimus Prime disk 5 out of 1 million.
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TwoPair posted:Loads wrong disk into Optimus' rebuilt empty body: "AUTOBOTS, I HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY", immediately shuts down "AUTOBOTS, CAULK THE WAGON AND ROLL OUT!" Bumblebee has died.
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Codependent Poster posted:That's actually Optimus Prime disk 5 out of 1 million. C'mon, man. He's just a sentient million-year old robot, not a Sierra game.
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Phy posted:C'mon, man. He's just a sentient million-year old robot, not a Sierra game. I mean, it really just shows how advanced he is if he can compress himself into a floppy.
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Obviously the floppy disk transforms into some better storage format. Data in disguise!
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Don't alt-mode shame.
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Sizone posted:
All-Black, the Necrosword, the Annihiliblade, the God-Slayer
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Filthy Haiku posted:"AUTOBOTS, CAULK THE WAGON AND ROLL OUT!" "Optimus, where have you been, you were supposed to meet us here an hour ago?" "FROM THE ANIMALS I SHOT, I GOT 3000 POUNDS OF MEAT. HOWEVER, I WAS ONLY ABLE TO CARRY 100 LBS BACK TO THE WAGON." "  "
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You laugh, but the reason Prime's on a floppy is because he entered a video game virtual deathmatch with Megatron (on that kid's supercomputer), and the loser would have their body destroyed. Optimus lost because he went out of his way to save a bunch of video game NPCs even though they weren't real, and he ended up getting blown up. Nobody knew that the kid saved Prime on disk, and for the next bunch of issues he uses Prime as a character in his video games, and Prime thinks he's just a character in the games. Yeah. e: 
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That's nowhere near the stupidest transformers story I've read here.
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This used to be funny but it just kind of creeps me out now that I recognize Jessica Jones/Jewel.
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Who What Now posted:His name is Captain Marvel you loving ignorant philistine. I believe he goes by 'The Artist Formerly Known As Captain Marvel' now.
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WickedHate posted:This used to be funny but it just kind of creeps me out now that I recognize Jessica Jones/Jewel. I'm not sure who that is, but holy poo poo is squirrel girl packing! How many nuts does she have crammed in that top?
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That's logan's mind? Where the gently caress is jean??tribbledirigible posted:Cap is so sick of these Cybertronian Wars. Optimus Prime is a truck! Have you even seen transformers?? Ignite Memories fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Sep 7, 2015 |
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Ignite Memories posted:That's logan's mind? Where the gently caress is jean?? I was referring to Cap in the Direct Edition box.
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WickedHate posted:This used to be funny but it just kind of creeps me out now that I recognize Jessica Jones/Jewel. I'm pleased by Spiral's four-flogger technique.
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