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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

hopterque posted:

How does that even happen.


She tried to bite his tongue off, in public.

very carefully

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Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

hopterque posted:

How does that even happen.


She tried to bite his tongue off, in public.

don't gently caress crazy

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Katana Gomai posted:

don't marry crazy

ftfy

Myron
Jul 13, 2009

Why is he a "victim" and not a victim?

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

He enjoyed it.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


I, too, enjoy profusely bleeding in my mouth for the extra kick.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

:unsmigghh:

The MoPo might be a rag.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Good choice of emoticon.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Myron posted:

Why is he a "victim" and not a victim?

rape culture

sicDaniel
May 10, 2009
Reus, Bürki and Pisczek? That is not enough, said the god of football and destroyed Aubameyang's ankle in the 85th minute of a 4-0 against some underdog. I am crying and melting down in my BVB jersey right now.

Edit: Just read that he's fine. Move along.

sicDaniel fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Sep 5, 2015

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Myron posted:

Why is he a "victim" and not a victim?

did you see the kit he was wearing

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
I still can't stand Mehmet Scholl, but holy poo poo is Jens Lehmann getting on my nerves. He's easily the worst German footballer to comment a match. Why did RTL get the rights to the qualifying, they are awful!

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Torrannor posted:

Why did RTL get the rights to the qualifying, they are awful!

dolla dolla bill y'all

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

lol if u watch DFB games between tournaments

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Katana Gomai posted:

dolla dolla bill y'all

Nah, they just bitched the loudest about not having a chance at getting the CL and WC rights and got this instead.

Seeing as most of the channels line-up consists of scripted reality shite you can produce for a couple bucks an hour the budget has been rather slim compared to ARD/ZDF.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

lol RTL charges for the livestream

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Pand posted:

lol RTL charges for the livestream

Good thing I own a TV

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Is there a good stream for this game?

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Katana Gomai posted:

lol if u watch DFB games between tournaments

YOu never know when you're gonna get the next Völler Weißbier style meltdown. Just a shame that Völler is dead and Jogi is a robot

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

antidote posted:

Is there a good stream for this game?

Never mind. It really is on TV.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Smirr posted:

YOu never know when you're gonna get the next Völler Weißbier style meltdown. Just a shame that Völler is dead and Jogi is a robot

:drat: I just found out that Jogi is older than Rudi.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Honj Steak posted:

:drat: I just found out that Jogi is older than Rudi.

WTF, no way?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Well, by 2 months.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Dunban posted:

Well, by 2 months.





Völler looks like he could be Jogi's dad.

Myron
Jul 13, 2009

Honj Steak posted:

:drat: I just found out that Jogi is older than Rudi.

:aaaaa: Rudi is only 55? I thaught he was approaching 70.
Serves him right for being in charge of a national team and letting them train for one (1) hour a day.

edit: my Dad's 12 years older than Völler and looks younger than him lol.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Müller carrying a team full of fail Dortmunders to victory, so you didn't miss much by not watching it.

MuLepton
Apr 1, 2011

It's kind of a long story.

hopterque posted:

How does that even happen.


She tried to bite his tongue off, in public.
To come back to this: Turns out his wife was somewhat out of her mind because she had a miscarriage a few days before. :smith:

sicDaniel
May 10, 2009

Tahirovic posted:

Müller carrying a team full of fail Dortmunders to victory, so you didn't miss much by not watching it.

Don't listen to him, the worst players on the pitch were Neuer and Can and one of the two Dortmunders who were even playing scored the winning goal! Dortmund is so great. Neuer got found out.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


sicDaniel posted:

Don't listen to him, the worst players on the pitch were Neuer and Can and one of the two Dortmunders who were even playing scored the winning goal! Dortmund is so great. Neuer got found out.

That makes two Dortmunder players that scored goals.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Hummel's own goal was Neuer's fault.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
It was the only way a weak Dortmunder could score against the mighty Neuer.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Torrannor posted:

Hummel's own goal was Neuer's fault.

Can't say I like this own goal culture you're promoting.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

Healbot posted:

Can't say I like this own goal culture you're promoting.

victim blaming isn't a new thing in the Bundesliga. I'm sure Bayern wouldn't score as many goals if the goal posts weren't so wide open.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Our Lichtgestalt has turned 70 today. :allears:

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
I am moist at the thought of costa bombing down one wing and coman wrecking the other, bayern is very cool and good.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Healbot posted:

Our Lichtgestalt has turned 70 today. :allears:
"Ja gut, äh, wenns vergesst eure Kicks zu tippen, dann - äh - sagnwermal - äh - seids selbst schuld."

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

frankenfreak posted:

"Ja gut, äh, wenns vergesst eure Kicks zu tippen, dann - äh - sagnwermal - äh - seids selbst schuld."

Nice!

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
If Gladbach loses to HSV i'm gonna do some major lols here.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

hopterque posted:

If Gladbach loses to HSV i'm gonna do some major lols here.
It's a funny game, isn't it?

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Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


HSV will play decentish to good overall and then they switch into full on hubris mode again. It's a perfect loop.

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