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Yodzilla posted:hare click https://vine.co/v/etr0YKVlTvA my dad and his buddy were stoned and watching this game and they were laughing hysterically at this for like an hour.
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Skarp posted:my dad and his buddy were stoned and watching this game and they were laughing hysterically at this for like an hour. sorry about your negligent dad
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bradzilla posted:were people ironically naming their kids Adolf from 89 - 91 or what That's probably like one kid in that part and he's probably the son of some idiot KKK member
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bradzilla posted:were people ironically naming their kids Adolf from 89 - 91 or what http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nazi-devil-worshipping-n-father-fighting-custody-adolf-hitler-article-1.1367217
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Segmentation Fault posted:http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/nazi-devil-worshipping-n-father-fighting-custody-adolf-hitler-article-1.1367217 8 abused kids from 3 wives 
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bradzilla posted:8 abused kids from 3 wives he must be pretty charming to get three different women to marry him also, they misspelled "hitler" twice. way to go, daily news 
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Yodzilla posted:hare click https://vine.co/v/etr0YKVlTvA
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i know i broke the cardinal yospos rule Never Go On Reddit but sometimes i read the legal advice subreddit because there are some really good and hosed up stories in there. so anyway there's this guy who is legitimately concerned about a convicted pedophile coming into contact with a child and everyone in the comments is literally telling him to mind his own business and the pedo did nothing wrong  https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/3k3ldn/is_knowingly_inviting_a_pedophile_into_a_parents/
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BANME.sh posted:i know i broke the cardinal yospos rule Never Go On Reddit but sometimes i read the legal advice subreddit because there are some really good and hosed up stories in there. so anyway there's this guy who is legitimately concerned about a convicted pedophile coming into contact with a child and everyone in the comments is literally telling him to mind his own business and the pedo did nothing wrong reddit is good for gawking at trainwrecks
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BANME.sh posted:i know i broke the cardinal yospos rule Never Go On Reddit but sometimes i read the legal advice subreddit because there are some really good and hosed up stories in there. so anyway there's this guy who is legitimately concerned about a convicted pedophile coming into contact with a child and everyone in the comments is literally telling him to mind his own business and the pedo did nothing wrong that's because there's no indication of wrongdoing in the story? it is not a good thing to be a pedophile, but that story is literally "some of my relatives were near The Bad Man" i mean if he was convicted of something it was a bad idea but nothing happened in the story
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BANME.sh posted:couldn't they just do that's the joke, it's overcomplicated and introduces a memory leak KoRMaK posted:How do they know to use 20 in that Malloc call? Did they just pick a number that will be so big it'll be safe for a while? its overkill actually (floats are 4 bytes for a 32-bit environment), it takes another 20 bytes every time isNegative is run Segmentation Fault fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Sep 8, 2015 |
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comment threads about dumb programming poo poo always be like "haha that guy can't tie his shoelaces" "yeah ikr i am a grown rear end man and i can tie my own shoelaces, i shall now demonstrate on this video" "wow you sure tied your shoelaces real good, my mummy says i am also very good at tying my own shoelaces mostly unassisted and i too am a grown rear end man" "here is a series of videos of me tying red, orange, and yellow shoelaces, one after the other. you see it's really quite simple. i feel the need to validate my shoelace-tying abilities constantly" "as a shoelace-tying master allow me to weigh in with my my opinion on the topic"
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theflyingorc posted:that's because there's no indication of wrongdoing in the story? ok legally there might not be anything going wrong here on the surface i get that but basically everyone is telling this guy to chill out because he's worried about a pedophile coming in contact with an infant. if you cant see how thats hosed up, then i dunno what to tell you
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World's fastest shoelace knot! *takes 3 minutes to explain it*
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Phone posted:World's fastest shoelace knot! Don't you dare badmouth Professor Shoelace
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BANME.sh posted:ok legally there might not be anything going wrong here on the surface i get that He is trying to take the immediate visceral reaction of someone he knows in person having a child that has been in direct contact with a pedophile and bringing it to the court of internet appeals where everyone (especially redditors) fancies themselves an emotionless engine of pure logic that is able to see all sides of a case as if they were an ideal juror of any given dispute. So if you pretend this was an attempt to "prove" something, there's nothing there (no facts, no one knows what the pedophiles crime was, or if he has a court order preventing him from interacting with kids, etc) but the OP was actually trying to be like "this is upsetting, right?" and the commenters are like "beep boop I detect no evidence of wrongdoing, mind your own beeswax" because they're a bunch of socially retarded reddit spergs who may or may not be searching the legal subreddits specifically to defend pedophiles so the answer is don't think about it
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PipeRifle posted:the answer is don't go to reddit
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BANME.sh posted:ok legally there might not be anything going wrong here on the surface i get that i mean, it's *bursts into room of lawyers* There....*pant* ....was a pedophile... Lawyers, in unison: uhhhhh ok? what's the expected response here, dude gave like no information and probably 90% of the descriptions of the problem that /legaladvice gets aren't even mostly accurate to start with, he's not telling his friends he's telling r/legaladvice
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theflyingorc posted:i mean, it's if you constantly treat people like criminals they're going to behave like criminals someone get the "look here comes a pizza" audio from the baseball game and the fan throwing a pizza slice at another fan
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Segmentation Fault posted:that's the joke, it's overcomplicated and introduces a memory leak nope, passing in FLT_MAX would cause sprintf to (try to) write the string "340282346638528859811704183484516925440.000000" to the 20 character buffer e: i know there's ascii shellcode, but is there numeric-only shellcode? Soldier of Fortran fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Sep 8, 2015 |
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Soldier of Fortran posted:nope, passing in FLT_MAX would cause sprintf to (try to) write the string "340282346638528859811704183484516925440.000000" to the 20 character buffer oh poo poo it's a character not a float they're allocating whups
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