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Iggles: Nov 24, 2004; By Jove! Commoners!

ManiacClown posted:

It's a gun [i]with a bayonet that barely reaches beyond the barrel

Until it disappears completely in the next picture

# ? Sep 8, 2015 07:01

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# ? May 11, 2024 18:17

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

That's not a bayonet, that's an entire sword.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 07:24

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Uthor posted:

X-Men 92 008

Cable turning into a gun makes me .

The focused totality of Psylocke's telepathic powers has been working out.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 08:33

jsoh: Mar 24, 2007; O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

i think it implies the sword is from psylocke the wings are from jean and the gun is from cable

# ? Sep 8, 2015 09:36

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

jsoh posted:

i think it implies the sword is from psylocke the wings are from jean and the gun is from cable

I got that. The joke was that the sword is waaaaay bigger than:

(Source: X-Men #1. No, I don't know which one.)

# ? Sep 8, 2015 11:00

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Hey 1991 can we not literally color Psylocke yellow

# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:00

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

SynthOrange posted:

That's not a bayonet, that's an entire sword.

On a Liefeld gun, a sword can qualify so long as you can affix it, which of course you can on a Liefeld gun.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:26

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

FredMSloniker posted:

I got that. The joke was that the sword is waaaaay bigger than:

(Source: X-Men #1. No, I don't know which one.)

Huh.

Maybe she could use her psychic knife to give Magneto a quick shave once she's done rendering him insensible. Looks like he could use it.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:44

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

FredMSloniker posted:

I got that. The joke was that the sword is waaaaay bigger than:

(Source: X-Men #1. No, I don't know which one.)

Magneto's expression is less "oh no I'm about to get mindfried" and more "did someone off-panel just fart?"

# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:55

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Evil Mastermind posted:

Magneto's expression is less "oh no I'm about to get mindfried" and more "did someone off-panel just fart?"

Think he just had a stroke

# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:10

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

TheFallenEvincar posted:

Think he just had a stroke

That's what happens you beat up people in their 80s.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:12

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

bobkatt013 posted:

That's what happens you beat up people in their 80s.

Hey now, this was after he was de-aged to a baby then re-aged to a younger age than he was, so he was maaaaaaaybe 40ish physically.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:34

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Endless Mike posted:

Hey now, this was after he was de-aged to a baby then re-aged to a younger age than he was, so he was maaaaaaaybe 40ish physically.

Sure, I bet that's a popular excuse after a gang of people beat up an Auschwitz survivor.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 19:31

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

prefect posted:

Sure, I bet that's a popular excuse after a gang of people beat up an Auschwitz survivor.

As a British citizen she was just trying to claim Asteroid M for the empire.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 19:40

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

prefect posted:

Sure, I bet that's a popular excuse after a gang of people beat up an Auschwitz survivor.

LOL as if mutants are people!

# ? Sep 8, 2015 19:58

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

You ain't one'a them mutie sympathizers are ya

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:27

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:33

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

How the gently caress are they going to make a movie with black bolt?

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:42

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Does Psylocke's blade deliver mental illness or something, by the way? Cuz that seems more hosed up than just killing the guy. "Insensible". I didn't know she had the power to give people Alzheimer's

Oh I thought she was going to mindrape him or something vvv

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:43

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

TheFallenEvincar posted:

Does Psylocke's blade deliver mental illness or something, by the way? Cuz that seems more hosed up than just killing the guy. "Insensible". I didn't know she had the power to give people Alzheimer's

She's just going to knock him unconscious. That's all. She's just showing off her ninja vocabulary.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:44

Hulk Smash!: Jul 14, 2004

TheFallenEvincar posted:

Does Psylocke's blade deliver mental illness or something, by the way? Cuz that seems more hosed up than just killing the guy. "Insensible". I didn't know she had the power to give people Alzheimer's

Nah, they wake up just fine with a headache or something. Her secondary mutation though is that she has to say "The focused totality of my telepathic abilities" every time she uses it.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:46

Senor Candle: Nov 5, 2008

Ignite Memories posted:

How the gently caress are they going to make a movie with black bolt?

Probably with somebody named Chris

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:46

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

prefect posted:

She's just going to knock him unconscious. That's all.

"And now to use my psychic knife...the focused totality of my psionic abilities...to knock him out for about an hour or so. Or I could just punch him a few times since I'm a ninja and pretty good at that kind of thing."

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:46

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Senor Candle posted:

Probably with somebody named Chris

Starring the reanimated corpse of Chris Farley as Blackagar Boltagon

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:48

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

Kris Kristofferson for Black Bolt.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:17

GrandpaPants: Feb 13, 2006; Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I don't care what generic white guy they get to play Black Bolt, but I'll be disappointed if his climactic one liner at the end of the movie isn't voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:20

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

GrandpaPants posted:

I don't care what generic white guy they get to play Black Bolt, but I'll be disappointed if his climactic one liner at the end of the movie isn't voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:34

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

GrandpaPants posted:

I don't care what generic white guy they get to play Black Bolt, but I'll be disappointed if his climactic one liner at the end of the movie isn't voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

Black Bolt actually defeats Maximus by telling him, "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!"

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:54

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

prefect posted:

Sure, I bet that's a popular excuse after a gang of people beat up an Auschwitz survivor.

She heard "Jewish", assumed "Israeli", thought "Fascist" and concluded "Fair game" (and then probably went and bragged about it on Comment Is Free).

# ? Sep 8, 2015 22:22

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Diesel can double dip and play both Groot and Black Bolt.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 22:43

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Didn't Diesel tease a while back he's trying to play another Marvel character?

# ? Sep 8, 2015 23:08

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Ignite Memories posted:

How the gently caress are they going to make a movie with black bolt?

It'll be a comedy about Lil' Black Bolt having to deal with various awkward situations as his powers develop-asking Susie to the dance, participating in the school spelling bee, something something cosmic macguffin.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 23:13

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

I would be totally fine with Vin Diesel playing Black Bolt as hugging The Rock is known to give people genuine superpowers

# ? Sep 8, 2015 23:20

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Uthor posted:

"Maybe next time don't wait until I am literally bleeding out of my eyes."

# ? Sep 8, 2015 23:22

Starsnostars: Jan 17, 2009; The Master of Magnetism

Flesh Forge posted:

I would be totally fine with Vin Diesel playing Black Bolt as hugging The Rock is known to give people genuine superpowers

Vin as Black Bolt and Dwayne as Gorgon please.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 23:46

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Vin Diesel acting the silent role of Black Bolt while providing the voice of Groot would just be economical.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 23:58

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Zeroisanumber posted:

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:16

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.