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canyoneer posted:Once I called my ISP all smarmy because my internet wasn't working after moving my PC (why should that matter?!). I heard this is why, instead of asking you "Are you sure it's plugged in?" or the like, tech support will ask you to unplug it then plug it back in, or plug it into a different power socket. It's very possible that it isn't plugged in properly, but if you just straight up say "Are you sure it's plugged in?" you'll get swore at because "gently caress YOU I know about computers man of course it's plugged in "
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This is strange, even for STDH.quote:A Very Testing Prank
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 08:46 |
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Samizdata posted:Nope nope nope. Did NOT happen. The customer at no point expressed incredulity that they were to put a disc in their nifty retractable cup shelf. Unless, of course, they were Einstein... The story clearly and consistently said "disks", not "discs". This means diskettes, which are not an optical disc medium and don't go in retractable drives. I think your assertion that you have worked tech support for a long time is the true STDH here.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 09:42 |
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jezebel's behind closed ovens commenter Katie Jefferson posted:For a brief time in college, I worked as a cashier at a small Mexican take-out restaurant. The owner of the restaurant had very specific things he looked for in a cashier. We must be young, blonde, have an inability to speak Spanish, and be willing to work under the table. Looking back on it now, I wonder why on earth I ever took this job. I must have been blinded by the prospect of free burritos.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 10:52 |
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I also lovingly refer to things that are terrible
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 11:59 |
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And that's how Trump's voter base was made.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 13:15 |
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Tunahead posted:The story clearly and consistently said "disks", not "discs". This means diskettes, which are not an optical disc medium and don't go in retractable drives. Yeah, while it seems a little exaggerated, it made me flash back to when I was Tier2 for company that made library software. For a fee we had data entry people who would convert a card catalog into the data format for our software which would be put onto multiple floppies (sometimes up to 50 for very large catalogs) I had librarians calling all distraught, because the import they just finished was only a fraction of their collection. After verifying the shipment and that, yes you have the entire catalog, they expressed bewilderment that they needed to import *all* the floppies, not just the one labeled <PUBLIC LIBRARY CATALOG> #1. What the hell they thought the other disks were was considered an impolitic question to ask. It became such a common call after we started offering card catalog conversions, that we ended up writing a script for the Tier 1 guys. I still have nightmares about BTrieve and BanyonVines. Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 16:19 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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Tunahead posted:The story clearly and consistently said "disks", not "discs". This means diskettes, which are not an optical disc medium and don't go in retractable drives. Whatever. It could have been a CD.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 16:51 |
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Samizdata posted:Whatever. It could have been a CD.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 17:48 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Again, it said disk, not disc. Shouldn't someone with a tech support background know the difference? Perhaps they don't give a poo poo about being completely accurate in a dumb story for losers.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 17:56 |
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Lady Naga posted:Perhaps they don't give a poo poo about being completely accurate in a dumb story for losers. Wait, he's Einstein, so that means he's always right, right?
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 20:23 |
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I decided to check on what our old friend Amy Lee has been up to. Now I need a strong drink and a good, long stare at the wall. Jesus...
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 20:41 |
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Rahonavis posted:I decided to check on what our old friend Amy Lee has been up to. Now I need a strong drink and a good, long stare at the wall. Jesus... Actually, it seems Jesus is the only person she didn't meet, get assaulted by, name, or inspire. quote:It was Chris who brought the Queen of England into my life and convinced her I was out to ruin the name of Ian Fleming. She considered Fleming to be a “National Treasure” despite him being a philanderer who often had affairs and not once but twice named a character for female genitalia. Needless to say, Kurt Cobain and Joe Elliott were never prosecuted for stalking, drugging, kidnapping, or repeatedly raping me. Before the Queen’s unofficial visit to Alabama, I heard Chris tell Kurt to do exactly as he told him and he would “get him off the hook”. Is she one of these gang stalking people, or is this a whole other branch of crazy?
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:01 |
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:Actually, it seems Jesus is the only person she didn't meet, get assaulted by, name, or inspire. She's a moderately unique bit of intensely depressing crazy.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 21:52 |
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Rahonavis posted:I decided to check on what our old friend Amy Lee has been up to. Now I need a strong drink and a good, long stare at the wall. Jesus... This is my first ever encounter with this blog. So she thinks she's the Amy Lee from Evanescence, is that the deal? Mental illness is a terrible thing.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:38 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This is my first ever encounter with this blog. So she thinks she's the Amy Lee from Evanescence, is that the deal? Mental illness is a terrible thing. no she gave the Amy Lee from Evanescence her name to use as a stage name, also she wrote all of Evanescence's songs and also wrote or inspired every song and movie you've ever heard/seen in your life.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:44 |
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Alaois posted:no she gave the Amy Lee from Evanescence her name to use as a stage name, also she wrote all of Evanescence's songs and also wrote or inspired every song and movie you've ever heard/seen in your life. its true
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 22:46 |
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Alaois posted:no she gave the Amy Lee from Evanescence her name to use as a stage name, also she wrote all of Evanescence's songs and also wrote or inspired every song and movie you've ever heard/seen in your life. That explains so much.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 23:01 |
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What's the medical term for that kind of illness?
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:17 |
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Jay Rust posted:What's the medical term for that kind of illness? Brain dead
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:31 |
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Jay Rust posted:What's the medical term for that kind of illness? Some sort of Narcissistic Disorder I would imagine. Anyways, are there people who believe her? Does she have internet/real life followers? If so, I would be interested to see the crazy thatthose people have.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:21 |
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Alaois posted:no she gave the Amy Lee from Evanescence her name to use as a stage name, also she wrote all of Evanescence's songs and also wrote or inspired every song and movie you've ever heard/seen in your life. And been gang raped by every famous male you have ever heard/seen in your life.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:09 |
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It is sad, but also hilarious. Delusions must loving suck.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:08 |
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The f plus did an amazing episode on her. http://thefpl.us/episode/97
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:25 |
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Elblanco posted:The f plus did an amazing episode on her. gently caress the f plus. Don't just read this poo poo in an enthusiastic manner. Make each episode 3 hours, read a bit, then have a panel discussion about why it's hosed up. Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 09:55 on Sep 10, 2015 |
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kizudarake posted:gently caress the f plus. Uh I don't think the F Plus is an investigative journalism panel show, nor do I think it aspires to be. Do you think Lou Reads should end his show with a monologue about the folly of man?
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 12:47 |
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Reading that Amy Lee blog reminds me of a locum pharmacist I occasionally work with. She seems in every way completely rational and ordinary, but she is wholly convinced that the police are in a conspiracy with one of the major drug companies to keep her from revealing the dangerous side-effects of a medication. She's shown me letters from the police that supposedly prove this and are actually just 'We looked into this and found no evidence that any officers were hanging around outside your house all night, sorry' notes. It's deeply weird. Like, she works safely and well as a pharmacist but get talking to her for more than ten minutes and poo poo gets peculiar.
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kizudarake posted:gently caress the f plus. mods change kizudarake's name to PODCAST ARBITER
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Please do.Postal Parcel posted:Today on the fplus, we have as our special guest 69Maggots69 to talk with us on the logistics and efficacy of receiving fellatio from maggots and other insects. Then we'll have a discussion on how sticking a bad dragon(TM) dildo into your anal orifice may lead to undesired results. The episode description from the earlier link reads: quote:""Culture" is a tricky word, but it best describes our modern popular arts and entertainment, regardless of quality. When it comes to music, the disposable profit-motivated pop music released over the past 60 years has done far more to influence our way of life than the hundreds of years of finely crafted art before it. Maybe this is a condemnation of the direction humanity has taken, or maybe it's that it's way more fun to listen to "Shoop" than it is to read Leaves of Grass. But have you ever taken a moment to consider who was really responsible for all of this? Because it turns out it's just some lady with a blog. This week, we're writing the definitive Nirvana biopic." That, combined with "the f plus had an episode about<hosed up poo poo> " implies that they're going to be actually talking about the hosed up poo poo, not "a bunch of people with lovely microphones and lovely internet connections are on a Skype call reading hosed up internet posts." I expected the episodes to be more like this thread, honestly. Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 15:29 on Sep 10, 2015 |
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kizudarake posted:gently caress the f plus. Today on the fplus, we have as our special guest 69Maggots69 to talk with us on the logistics and efficacy of receiving fellatio from maggots and other insects. Then we'll have a discussion on how sticking a bad dragon(TM) dildo into your anal orifice may lead to undesired results.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 15:05 |
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"The f plus has an episode about Atlas Shrugged: <link>" *click link* "For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge -I am the man who will now tell you.” The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country-of the world, thought the chief engineer-sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind. “You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man’s sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.<snip>
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 15:53 |
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kizudarake posted:Please do. Ahahah you loving moron.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:24 |
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kizudarake posted:Please do. the reason the f plus is good is because it's nothing like these lovely-rear end threads that beat topics into the dirt repeatedly and endlessly
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:26 |
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Let's all have a reasonable discussion about the historical impact of giantess fetishism.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:28 |
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The best fplus is the one about Xbox achievement forums
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:31 |
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there's a reason the F-Plus has 2 succinct episodes about TVTropes that are both funny, as opposed to 6 threads that went on way too long and eventually were just pulling out the floorboards and yelling "LOOK HOW DIRTY IT IS UNDER HERE!"
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:33 |
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Lady Naga posted:Let's all have a reasonable discussion about the historical impact of giantess fetishism. it explains donquixote
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:38 |
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Alaois posted:there's a reason the F-Plus has 2 succinct episodes about TVTropes that are both funny, as opposed to 6 threads that went on way too long and eventually were just pulling out the floorboards and yelling "LOOK HOW DIRTY IT IS UNDER HERE!" e: though I should say I still follow threads even when they bloat
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:51 |
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I listened to five minutes of an F Plus episode about pick up artists, realized there wasn't a single woman on the panel, and decided it wasn't worth my time.
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kizudarake posted:Please do. http://thefpl.us/also-made/irregular-2 http://thefpl.us/also-made/irregular-3 There's a reason they only did three.
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