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gargle chome posted:rockin please don't use this word
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all you guys on the west side can catch this early. i have to wait until 1 in the afternoon! time dilation is a bicth
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Kenny Logins posted:this civic center is afraid of me... i have seen its true face. the rows of seats are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the fanboys will drown. the accumulated filth of all their force tapping and ipad photography will foam up about their jorts and all the tech writers and pundits will look up and shout "smallphone!"...
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Triglav posted:tomorrow i'll awake before dawn. i'll drink a glass of water, but not eat breakfast. i'll do stretching and calisthenics, followed by hours of yoga. once physically liberated, i'll briefly chant in pali before meditating, stilling myself of all thoughts and preconceived ideas, becoming an empty vessel. later, a quiet bell will ring, stirring me from my meditation. i'll turn on the stream and watch tim give birth to the world, one product at a time, after an update on retail nice the Bateman routine
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Sep 9, 2015 14:47
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i was wondering where the apple event disappointment thread is found it, ship the apple dreamcast tim
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Sep 9, 2015 14:56
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Katana Gomai posted:i was wondering where the apple event disappointment thread is the dreamcast was the best console of the generation
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Katana Gomai posted:i was wondering where the apple event disappointment thread is this statement makes me hot in weird ways
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I'm a bad poster
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Sep 9, 2015 15:13
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heh women's hygiene products
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Sep 9, 2015 15:16
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Heh.
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Sep 9, 2015 15:17
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gonna order me a phone soon
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Sep 9, 2015 15:18
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I usually skip class for these but honestly the last keynote was so bad so gently caress off Tim
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Sep 9, 2015 15:19
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i would even go as high as a hearty chuckle if it weren't the case that the "iPad = feminine pad" joke is as old as the iPad
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Sep 9, 2015 15:19
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New macbook now with zero ports
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Sep 9, 2015 15:19
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I did a warranty swap out two days ago for no reason so I could have a mint phone to sell to buy the new one outright (gently caress 2 year agreements or phone financing bullshit) phone but honestly I dunno if it's even worth it
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Sep 9, 2015 15:21
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hey echopenis, not sure if you read this thread but ill still be sending you my iphone 5 once i get whatever the hell is released today
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Sep 9, 2015 15:21
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what I'm saying is...stebe
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Sep 9, 2015 15:25
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Coolwhoami posted:New macbook now with zero ports lol I was in the fruit store the other day vibing out with the new MacBook and the cute lil sales drone was talking about how 'we did it again. it's pretty unbelievable but we made it thinner!!'. implying that he played some part in the engineering this fine product. all around good poo poo. the Milanese watch bands are also fresh
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Sep 9, 2015 15:26
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Dr. Phildo posted:just give me the updated 6s or whatev in a 5s chassis and I'll buy it straight up.
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Sep 9, 2015 15:32
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jony ive aces posted:5c imo 5, actually
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Vintersorg posted:hey echopenis, not sure if you read this thread but ill still be sending you my iphone 5 once i get whatever the hell is released today aww that's nice of you, make sure you update it to iOS 9 first cause he sure as heck won't do it himself
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Sep 9, 2015 15:33
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Sep 9, 2015 15:34
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jony ive aces posted:5c imo the c stands for crap id rather have the 5s 2015 edition or the 5ss
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Awia posted:eagerly awaiting the 6C announcement today 6c mom/dad phone ftw
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Sep 9, 2015 15:36
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lol just lol at olds but seriously it's not about age, some people just let themselves go at 30 and get mad when the world hasn't done the same
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Sep 9, 2015 15:39
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those "gold" iphones are some gaudy fuckin poo poo
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PleasureKevin posted:Can Apple find a musical guest today that doesn’t leave us feeling old, embarrassed or sad? "No"
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Sep 9, 2015 15:45
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come to me, floating timb torso
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Sep 9, 2015 15:52
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gargle chome posted:rockin graph posted:please don't use this word how else would you describe the 6+ placed on a tabletop and typed on?
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Sep 9, 2015 16:01
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Sniep posted:come to me, floating timb torso  
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Sep 9, 2015 16:03
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Awia posted:the dreamcast was the best console of the generation ya honestly if apple made a console it would be an iWii and terrible
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Sep 9, 2015 16:05
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I cant wait to see how huge the 6s will be both because they're trying to outdo Samsung and because they need to reinforce the chassis which on the iphone 6 still bends with normal use.
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Sep 9, 2015 16:05
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Shaggar posted:I cant wait to see how huge the 6s will be both because they're trying to outdo Samsung and because they need to reinforce the chassis which on the iphone 6 still bends with normal use. the case has already been leaked and it's the same size as a 6 you idiot, unless you measure it with a super precise thingy then it's like .1 mm bigger or some crap
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Sep 9, 2015 16:07
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the case will be 1mm bigger so the camera sits flush timb points this out and says "there, are you happy now" and rolls his eyes
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Sep 9, 2015 16:11
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haveblue posted:the case will be 1mm bigger so the camera sits flush which is disappointing because steve never would have shipped something so hideous in the first place
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Sep 9, 2015 16:13
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haveblue posted:the case will be 1mm bigger so the camera sits flush lmao I forgot about the non-flush camera. tim is a disaster, but atleast they can use it as an excuse to reinforce the case with thicker materials.
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Sep 9, 2015 16:14
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one more thing *hideo kojima walks on-stage*
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