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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



ONE WEEK AWAY!




tim

give us the black iphone 6s mini. jah bless

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RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
crapple tv 4

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

please tim give me the hdmi-cec

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


tim i need a new mac pro please do the needful make the next one look like an artillery shell instead of a trash can kthxbye

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

i dont think apply would design this toilet, as my wang would hang over the front of, and piss on the floor.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
something something ban cremnob

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

computer parts posted:

something something ban cremnob

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
new sport band colors for your failwatch

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

qirex posted:

please tim give me the hdmi-cec

I gave your wife, mother, or other female relation the ol hdmi-cock last night and she was just delighted, I mean over the moon

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

graph posted:

new sport band colors for your failwatch

a slightly different lug so watch2 bands don't work on watch1

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
half life 3, exclusively on tv

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

maniacdevnull posted:

I gave your wife, mother, or other female relation the ol hdmi-cock last night and she was just delighted, I mean over the moon


13.9 x 4.45 mm, impressive

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Can't wait!!

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

this will be a cremnobbing to remember

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
their most underwhelming unveiling yet?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
force touch is really nice on the watch cant wait to see what they do with it on the phone

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
force touch during a call to simulate signal loss

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

im upgrading from a motorola q9c running winmo 6.1 to an iphone 6s


needless to say i am anticipating this keynote

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
iphone 6s for sure, possibly ipad maxi too

ipad maxi announcement may come later

in any event, no good products will be announced

pram
Jun 10, 2001

theflyingexecutive posted:

im upgrading from a motorola q9c running winmo 6.1 to an iphone 6s


needless to say i am anticipating this keynote

:pwn:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i will NOT be upgrading from my iphone 4

am

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i'm gonna get a new apple tv but keep my current phone because it newts my seeds

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Endless Mike posted:

i'm gonna get a new apple tv but keep my current phone because it newts my seeds

One of the few leaks so far is that they've really enhanced the price of the atv

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

i will be upgrading from a 5s to a 6s and it will change my life for the better

i will also be upgrading from a bunch of unused old apple tvs to just 1 unused new apple tv

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



maniacdevnull posted:

One of the few leaks so far is that they've really enhanced the price of the atv

good thing i'm not a poor

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

echinopsis posted:

i will NOT be upgrading from my iphone 4

am

same but people are starting to harass me in public about it. 3.5" is better screen size for my t-rex thumbs

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

:siren: apple just created a new twitter account: @AppStoreGames

maybe hinting there will be a gaming annoucement at the event on the 9th? apple tv gaming?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

a nervous, stammering tim cook on stage announcing an update to numbers and a new line of apple printers

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

PleasureKevin posted:

:siren: apple just created a new twitter account: @AppStoreGames

/photo of Tim Cook proudly holding a prizewinning freshly-landed freshwater Stymie

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
really excited about this

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Maximum Leader posted:

really excited about this

i can't wait to see what new consumer products will be revealed

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

PleasureKevin posted:

:siren: apple just created a new twitter account: @AppStoreGames

maybe hinting there will be a gaming annoucement at the event on the 9th? apple tv gaming?

going into gaming would be a new market for apple, i hope they're fully prepared and understand that it is a festering cesspool that could, in all likelihood, bankrupt them the same way it is doing to sony and microsoft

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
its okay apple recognizes games are for children. theyre just "supporting developers" by recognizing their existence (after the money kim kardashian and clash of clans and angry birds or whatever made them, they think tweeting some crap out every now and then is the least they can do)

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
...and now, one more thing.

:shigero miyamoto walks on stage:

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

graph posted:

...and now, one more thing.

:shigero miyamoto walks on stage:

i'd be fine with The Prophet Miyamoto (pbuh) taking over apple from tim

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

graph posted:

...and now, one more thing.

:shigero miyamoto walks on stage:

rip to the nintendo guy who died

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
John Carmack and John Romero to reunite on stage at the event and introduce Lego Doom, exclusively on the Apple TV Pro

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
i cant wait to log into game center on the new apple tv and play some words with friends with my coworkers

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



i am laughing my rear end off

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