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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Chris Regal



http://www.tnamecca.com/2015/09/tna-wednesday-randomania-sep-9-2015.html

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Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
Is he going to apologize to Dave

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Blasmeister posted:

Starting an ironman divas match starring Nikki Bella at 11pm after a 3 hour RAW + superstars taping would at least be an interesting experiment into how dead you can kill a crowd

It might be key to summoning the elder gods.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

if its 60 minutes of Charlotte mauling Nikki, WWE might produce their first apartment wrestling match.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Writer Cath posted:

We did that in the TEW thread ones. It was vs. Jimmy Uso. Surprisingly didn't go that well, but kudos to Brie for doing solid work at ringside.

it was Jey Uso vs. Brie Bella, cath

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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WWE Shithouse is making me laugh way too much.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
It seems like every piece of bad news out of TNA makes Regal "excited for TNA's future". I mean, self-delusion that everything is going to be fine and everyone backstage are happy and trying their best to fix issues is one thing, but being so thrilled for the future goes to a place I can't even pity anymore.

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

So how did TNA's lawsuit against Shave Seltzer go? Weren't they going to sue him for defamation?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Burt Buckle posted:

So how did TNA's lawsuit against Shave Seltzer go? Weren't they going to sue him for defamation?

They lost the lawyer's number and the email address Dixie has isn't correct.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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The Destination America deal only lasted one year right? I thought they were certain this was going to be a long-term relationship that was going to catapult TNA to the number one spot.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oldpainless posted:

The Destination America deal only lasted one year right? I thought they were certain this was going to be a long-term relationship that was going to catapult TNA to the number one spot.

It was a multi-year deal, which allowed DA to opt-out starting in September.

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Oct 30, 2009

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OK, thanks.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

please apologize to Davert

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Blasmeister posted:

Starting an ironman divas match starring Nikki Bella at 11pm after a 3 hour RAW + superstars taping would at least be an interesting experiment into how dead you can kill a crowd

It would turn into an Empty Arena Match in about 15 minutes

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



coconono posted:

They lost the lawyer's number and the email address Dixie has isn't correct.

At this point, I can't tell if you're serious or not.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Bard Maddox posted:

it was Jey Uso vs. Brie Bella, cath



Matt Striker salvaged the match? Something is wrong here.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Revenant Threshold posted:

It seems like every piece of bad news out of TNA makes Regal "excited for TNA's future". I mean, self-delusion that everything is going to be fine and everyone backstage are happy and trying their best to fix issues is one thing, but being so thrilled for the future goes to a place I can't even pity anymore.

The feeling of power you get when you tell someone that "everything will be fine" in the face of certain catastrophe and them believing you must be intoxicating.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008


:psyduck:

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Didn't you know? Bryan & Dave dispense talking points through Absolutely nothing happens on The Board.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

save_us.david's_friend_with_an_active_WON_subscription

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
All we need is a WON subscription

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
This story doesn't hold up. Why is he still friends with a person who listens to Shave Seltzer?

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Revenant Threshold posted:

This story doesn't hold up. Why is he still friends with a person who listens to Shave Seltzer?

Keep your enemies close, and your Shaves closer.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Junpei Hyde posted:

Keep your enemies close, and your Shaves closer.

Hello this is a good one

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

All we need is a WON subscription

We just need Big Dave

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004


This is the origin story of every newz site.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Genericide posted:

This is the origin story of every newz site.

No way this is like top level covert action.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


The Croc posted:

No way this is like top level covert action.

Exactly. Apologize to covert.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
We've all seen this yeah?
http://gfwmecca.com

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
How is the Mecca taking the news of Impact's cancelation?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

"tna isn't cancelled they'll have a plan by february"

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
Normally I'd say that's not unreasonable, but I'm comfortable in thinking TNA's done on TV after the DA deal.

If they still manage to limp on, that would just be sad. TNA has spent the last 5 or 6 years in a state of constant decline and it would be hard to imagine any kind of resurgence

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

tna mecca with an honest look at tna's talent relations strategy

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
Los Matadores coming soon to The Impact Zone

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

listen we can't just sign these people straight off the indies we need to know wwe doesn't want them first

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
So now we're literally clamoring for WWE firees, jeez.

I imagine the fans who were generally against hiring the Nasty Boys and Val Venis for instance have long abandoned TNA by now

edit: I think a TNA deal is a hard sell to indie workers of note these days, so their options there are a little limited

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

oatgan posted:

tna mecca with an honest look at tna's talent relations strategy



if only those WWE castoffs could get in good fuckin shape like Brodus Clay we'd take them in

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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It's insane how deluded these people are. Bad news after bad news is met with some response of "this could be a good thing for TNA" is almost every instance. TNA could fold tomorrow and some motherfucker would have a way to spin it where it's an advantage for TNA.

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
I was going to say something like that but I think he may have meant "TNA could sign some WWE castoffs; the company would have to recover a little first, though."

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

your kingdom of poo poo is crumbling dave

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