Apple Event - September 9th - Pre-, Live- and Post-Discussion Thread

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Leathal: Oct 29, 2004; wanna be like gucci?
lil buddy eat your vegetables

There has never been a product like iPad Pro before

Well I guess so...

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:50

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Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Snuffman posted:

Huh. Thought the pricing would be worse.

$900 minimum with a stylus isn't bad enough?

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Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

Jon Ivy said "with it's remarkable SCAYUL..." :lol:

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

enojy posted:

"There has never been a product like the iPad Pro before"

Bold words

The Keyboard is specialized and never had anything like it before.

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Gibberish: Sep 17, 2002; by R. Guyovich

Here's a bunch of stuff that's nearly outdated that costs more than a notebook PC from another company welp see ya guys -Apple

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:51

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Quest For Glory II posted:

$960 for cheapest ipad pro + stylus + keyboard and it still only has 32 gigs of space

what is even the demographic other than apple superfans and people who just buy every tech thing

$799 + 100 + 160

$1060

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MickRaider: Aug 27, 2004; Now I smell like lemonade!

"it's actually the most advanced display we've ever made"

no loving poo poo jon, why wouldn't it be

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Thwomp posted:

The iPad Pro with a 12.9" screen and the keyboard cover costs as much as a base Macbook Air.

Instead of 1 USB port, you get 0! Who needs USB ports anyway?

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limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I don't want to buy an iPad pro but I want to see one

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Dexo posted:

The Keyboard is specialized and never had anything like it before.

Never ever lol

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Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

if only apple could put a 3D chip in one of its laptops the same as the iPads so they could play games bettar

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Don Lapre posted:

$799 + 100 + 160

$1060

the keyboard's 160?!?! what the gently caress

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ShoogaSlim: May 22, 2001; YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING

Serious question: can you rest your palm on the screen while you draw like in the demos (probably not) or is it going to be like the Microsoft demo where his hand is floating in the air (probably). gently caress that.

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saihttam: Apr 15, 2006; Enter sadman

Consummate Professional posted:

I don't want to buy an iPad pro but I want to see one

its available at select stores

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Not a single fucking olive in sight

How does the Macbook and/or Macbook Air not have LTE yet?

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Finally an iPad with enough screen space to fully display my dick pics :smug:

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MickRaider: Aug 27, 2004; Now I smell like lemonade!

what movie is that? interstellar?

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jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

Thermopyle posted:

4 > 2 > 1

Just saw on the their commercial. It's literally the reason you said.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

MickRaider posted:

what movie is that? interstellar?

The Martian

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emdash: Oct 19, 2003; and?

ipad mini 4 announcement in the interstitial dumpster

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Don Lapre posted:

$799 + 100 + 160

$1060

Will Microsoft come back on stage to announce the Surface Pro 4 pricing now?

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LPG Giant: Feb 20, 2011

Y'all are freaking out way too much about that dumb stylus. That's not for normal users. I don't know who it is for though

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Bidirectionally :heysexy:

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Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

new iPad mini 4

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Sue: Apr 1, 2008

I don't think I'll buy any new iPad or iPhone until USB-C is the connector of choice.

I'm happy with my iPhone 4.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

LOL the announcement of the ipad mini 4 is literally tacked on at the end

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Gibberish: Sep 17, 2002; by R. Guyovich

ShoogaSlim posted:

Serious question: can you rest your palm on the screen while you draw like in the demos (probably not) or is it going to be like the Microsoft demo where his hand is floating in the air (probably). gently caress that.

DO NOT CONFUSE IPAD

IPAD HEAD HURT

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Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

5 different iPad prices gee i don't know which one to get

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cage-free egghead: Mar 8, 2004

Man those are some confusing names to remember for each of the models.

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Senf: Nov 12, 2006

LPG Giant posted:

Y'all are freaking out way too much about that dumb stylus. That's not for normal users. I don't know who it is for though

doctors, dude

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Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

Should I buy the new iPad mini 4 or an Air 2?

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Sue posted:

I'm happy with my iPhone 4.

Good god.

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Not a single fucking olive in sight

Even Apple doesn't give a poo poo about the iPad mini anymore.

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Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

LPG Giant posted:

Y'all are freaking out way too much about that dumb stylus. That's not for normal users. I don't know who it is for though

No no no you see you're forced to buy it idiot

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

oh poo poo apple TV

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Apple TV for you nerds

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enojy: Sep 11, 2001; bass rattle
stars out
the sky

ShoogaSlim posted:

Serious question: can you rest your palm on the screen while you draw like in the demos (probably not) or is it going to be like the Microsoft demo where his hand is floating in the air (probably). gently caress that.

I bet you can't. The Microsoft guy looked like he was being super careful not to touch his wrist to the screen.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 18:54