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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

shadow puppet of a posted:

Sluggo cola, weaponized.

All the Vorta get diabetus.

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Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.

Melchior posted:

I don't watch it but I'm fairly sure it doesn't have the large contingent of angry fans of the 'old' dr who pointing angrily at the established mound of canon anytime someone tried to do something 'new' with the story. They tried that with JJTrek and all people did was piss and moan about it 'not being real trek' or 'missing the spirit' and somesuch. BSG was an equally campy stupid show in the 70s and it didn't get that kind of pissing and moaning after the reboot.

Yes, it did. Dirk Benedict, the most "Can't believe he's not a porn star" actor of the 70s and the original Starbuck got all huffy and MRA about Katie Sackhoff being the new Starbuck and rallied a bunch of vaginophile nerds before the new BSG even had a chance to start.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Melchior posted:

I don't watch it but I'm fairly sure it doesn't have the large contingent of angry fans of the 'old' dr who pointing angrily at the established mound of canon anytime someone tried to do something 'new' with the story. They tried that with JJTrek and all people did was piss and moan about it 'not being real trek' or 'missing the spirit' and somesuch. BSG was an equally campy stupid show in the 70s and it didn't get that kind of pissing and moaning after the reboot.

In all the years since that movie has come out, I honestly think I've seen more pissing and moaning about old fans having meltdowns over it all than I have any actual meltdowns. Meanwhile, I've had people at work who know I'm a nerd come up to me and start talking about how crappy they feel new films are for many of the same reasons that get talked about in threads like these.

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

Pieces of Peace posted:

Yes, it did. Dirk Benedict, the most "Can't believe he's not a porn star" actor of the 70s and the original Starbuck got all huffy and MRA about Katie Sackhoff being the new Starbuck and rallied a bunch of vaginophile nerds before the new BSG even had a chance to start.

I made the mistake of reading a chapter of his autobiography once.

He tried to make the case that we should feel sorry for those poor rapists that are being controlled by their hormones and brain chemicals into doing things that they never had a choice to resist. He's trash.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
And the mystery of why they went with Richard Hatch for the original series nerdbait stunt casting (aside from just feeling sorry for finally killing his attempts to revive the old show) is solved!

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


akasnowmaaan posted:

controlled by their hormones and brain chemicals into doing things that they never had a choice to resist.

I feel this way but its for having watched through all of Voyager twice.

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

Tighclops posted:

And the mystery of why they went with Richard Hatch for the original series nerdbait stunt casting (aside from just feeling sorry for finally killing his attempts to revive the old show) is solved!

Well, he also stood up in the audience in the unveiling of the new pilot and basically said 'This loving rocks, I was totally wrong, I completely support you' so...throwing the cool idealistic dude a bone

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

MikeJF posted:

The galactic disk is only about a thousand light-years thick, leaving's not that hard.

nah man they went hardcore outside the galaxy in that episode. janeway takes 7 seasons to travel across the galaxy, Kirk get his poo poo home by the end of the episode :smug:

Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.

Rutibex posted:

nah man they went hardcore outside the galaxy in that episode. janeway takes 7 seasons to travel across the galaxy, Kirk get his poo poo home by the end of the episode :smug:


But it was Wesley who got the D home from the edge of the conceivable universe with the power of child molestation realization that thought and matter are like, the saaaaame, man, let the weird guy rub your shoulders through that little rainbow sweater, Wes.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
I had never made the mental connection that Quark and Guinan had the same profession.

Guinan doesn't even compare as a character.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Met posted:

I had never made the mental connection that Quark and Guinan had the same profession.

Guinan doesn't even compare as a character.

Quark's bar was in a much more interesting neighborhood.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Met posted:

I had never made the mental connection that Quark and Guinan had the same profession.

Guinan doesn't even compare as a character.

Ten Forward could definitely use some Dabo tables

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord
I finished DS9 last week and I already miss it :(

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Geoff Zahn posted:

I finished DS9 last week and I already miss it :(

for cardassia :(

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Pieces of Peace posted:

But it was Wesley who got the D home from the edge of the conceivable universe with the power of child molestation realization that thought and matter are like, the saaaaame, man, let the weird guy rub your shoulders through that little rainbow sweater, Wes.

Wesley Crusher: More talented than the entire crew of Voyager

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Rutibex posted:

Wesley Crusher: More talented than the entire crew of Voyager

Didn't Q offer to take Voyager home once, but Janeway had too much pride to accept?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Rutibex posted:

Wesley Crusher: More talented than the entire crew of Voyager

Crusher was likened to a young Mozart

The crew of Voyager were literally the Kimtones.

Its amazing the ship ran at all.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

So I just saw the episode where Kira went to the mirror universe. It looked like the two Kiras were going to kiss but then they didn't and I'm not sure why. I thought maybe the special effects team couldn't figure out how to do it, but Double Impact came out in 1991 and that had two Van Dammes hug.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Its because the world of DS9 was only ready for one kind of tribbing.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Evil Sexy Kira is probably the most consistently entertaining Star Trek character ever. She is so evil. And so sexy.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Entropic posted:

Didn't Q offer to take Voyager home once, but Janeway had too much pride to accept?

I just watched this episode and got so angry at what she said, allow me to quote her directly:

"You've tempted me with that prospect before, but frankly your credibility is more than a little suspect..."

Hang on let me pause there to quote her from the previous Q episode,

(When Q asks her how she knows he'll keep his word regarding Quinn and his permanent incarceration)

"Based on my research you have been many things: a rude, interfering, inconsiderate, sadistic pest. And oh yes, you introduced us to the Borg. Thank you very much. But one thing you've never been is a liar."

FLASHFORWARD ONE SEASON

"You've tempted me with that prospect before, but frankly your credibility is more than a little suspect. My crew and I will get home, we're committed to that. But we're going to do it through hard work and determination. We are not looking for a quick fix."




Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I remember seeing the Voyager series premiere and thinking "couldn't they have just left a bomb on the Caretaker station and gotten home while still fulfilling their moral obligations?"

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Rutibex posted:

nah man they went hardcore outside the galaxy in that episode. janeway takes 7 seasons to travel across the galaxy, Kirk get his poo poo home by the end of the episode :smug:


Oh that episode. Hadn't the ship been taken over by interstellar aliens that souped up the Warp Drive?

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien


Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.

P-Mack posted:

So I just saw the episode where Kira went to the mirror universe. It looked like the two Kiras were going to kiss but then they didn't and I'm not sure why. I thought maybe the special effects team couldn't figure out how to do it, but Double Impact came out in 1991 and that had two Van Dammes hug.

Reading the commentary/behind-the-scenes on that episode, the one where Crusher falls in love with a Trill that comes back as a woman, and the one where Riker falls in love with the alien from the genderless planet, you learn that the casts of TNG and DS9 wanted to make Star Trek waaaaaaay gayer than the network would allow.

At least we still have the outtakes with Stewart macking all over Frakes.

Fake edit: the outtakes and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf9oD_xl8mI

Orange Sunshine
May 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

FrensaGeran posted:

I just watched this episode and got so angry at what she said, allow me to quote her directly:

"You've tempted me with that prospect before, but frankly your credibility is more than a little suspect..."

Hang on let me pause there to quote her from the previous Q episode,

(When Q asks her how she knows he'll keep his word regarding Quinn and his permanent incarceration)

"Based on my research you have been many things: a rude, interfering, inconsiderate, sadistic pest. And oh yes, you introduced us to the Borg. Thank you very much. But one thing you've never been is a liar."

FLASHFORWARD ONE SEASON

"You've tempted me with that prospect before, but frankly your credibility is more than a little suspect. My crew and I will get home, we're committed to that. But we're going to do it through hard work and determination. We are not looking for a quick fix."

Whereas, Picard vs Q:

"Q... end this."
"Moi? What makes you think I'm either inclined or capable to terminate this encounter?"
"If we all die here, now, you will not be able to gloat. You wanted to frighten us. We're frightened. You wanted to show us we were inadequate. For the moment, I grant that. You wanted me to say 'I need you'? I need you!"

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
I actually hated it when they had Sisko punch Q and Q was like "Picard never hit me!" and Sisko replies "I'm not Picard!".

Lol if any mortal can land a punch on Q without him letting them do it.

Would have been far better if Sisko swung but totally failed to connect thanks to Q magic and then Q is just like "Interesting, you tried to punch me. I doubt Picard would have ever lost his temper like that".

Instead it jus takes the whole scene overall comical, not least because Q wad punching Sisko rather than just daring Sisko to punch him.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Q dials himself down a few notches before touching down on Federation property. He ramps it back up in an instant all the time to effect his magic, but for the talky bits he likes feeling a tiny smidgen like the greasy ape standing across from him whenever he taunts a vessel's captain.

The punch was legit.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




I guess that would explain why a supposedly omniscient being didn't see that punch coming.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

shadow puppet of a posted:

Q dials himself down a few notches before touching down on Federation property. He ramps it back up in an instant all the time to effect his magic, but for the talky bits he likes feeling a tiny smidgen like the greasy ape standing across from him whenever he taunts a vessel's captain.

The punch was legit.

I'm pretty sure that even though this is true a punch wouldn't knock him over, if it did then he could get shot with a phaser.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Kitchner posted:

I'm pretty sure that even though this is true a punch wouldn't knock him over, if it did then he could get shot with a phaser.

What can I say but when you make frequent visits to sights such as the Rings of Tautee sometimes need to manufacture your own mundaner stimulation.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

shadow puppet of a posted:

What can I say but when you make frequent visits to sights such as the Rings of Tautee sometimes need to manufacture your own mundaner stimulation.

Bullshit he should have turned Sisko into a thin brown paste before the punch ever connected.

Unless he's like the ninja from MGS who is all like "HURT ME SNAKE! HURT ME!"

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Kitchner posted:

Bullshit he should have turned Sisko into a thin brown paste before the punch ever connected.

Unless he's like the ninja from MGS who is all like "HURT ME SNAKE! HURT ME!"

They sort of establish in (ugh) voyager that the Q continuum is basically regulating the poo poo out of him so he probably doesn't do poo poo like that to avoid being de-god-ified.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




It's not like he'd actually feel the pain, why would he care to avoid it?

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Q getting hit by Sisko probably had the same effect of him getting hit by a toddler.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

MikeJF posted:

Oh that episode. Hadn't the ship been taken over by interstellar aliens that souped up the Warp Drive?

yeah, and they killed them before they could turn the super warp drive off. they still have it by the end of the episode, they make no attempt to say it broke or anything, so presumably the federation should have been able to copy the technology

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Kitchner posted:

I actually hated it when they had Sisko punch Q and Q was like "Picard never hit me!" and Sisko replies "I'm not Picard!".

Lol if any mortal can land a punch on Q without him letting them do it.

Are the Prophets mortal?

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

MikeJF posted:

It's not like he'd actually feel the pain, why would he care to avoid it?

What would you do if some snot nosed brat kept "punching" your leg and shouting even though it wasn't hurting you?

loving kick the little poo poo that's what.

It was a really stupid scene that could have been written tons better while getting the same point across and you won't convince me Sisko punching Q is a good thing :colbert:

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Animal-Mother posted:

Are the Prophets mortal?

they are of bajor

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Cry Havoc posted:

they are of bajor

So just really peevish about tradition and really bad at farming then.

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