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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

The weirdest part is going to a daddy-daughter dance/ "date night" that's sponsored by a fast-food restaurant. A cheeseburger-themed ball seems like the exact opposite of classy.

It's chicken only, you uncultured swine.

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Paineopticon posted:

It is a Weird Thing in American culture that fathers and daughters are treated as some sort of hosed-up quasi-incestual-fantasy thing sometimes. I haven't really thought about it before as I am not a father or a daughter but I remember watching a father's dance at a wedding and thinking, wait, she dances with the groom and her dad, why those two? As I type, it probably has more to do with patriarchal roots than anything incestual but it still made me uncomfortable and I got way drunker than I needed to and cut a rug to "American Pie"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEirwaizpCY

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

WHAT THE gently caress :gonk:

big cummers ONLY
Jul 17, 2005

I made a series of bad investments. Tarantula farm. The bottom fell out of the market.

Good, I'm not crazy for making the connection! It shows up in other facets of life too. Like that weird thing where some relationships are based on the guy being a "daddy" figure to the point where the woman calls her boyfriend daddy, sugar daddy, "I love it when you call me big poppa", etc. I suspect that like Gotta Stay Fai said it has more to do with men being in charge of Literally Everything for a long time and not because of, you know. Cornholin' your daughter.

It's an interesting subject with a lot of ground to cover but this is probably not the thread for it

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Gabriel Pope posted:

Which is all well and good, but somehow it's generally accepted to pick songs explicitly about romantic love/lust :gonk:



Karma Monkey posted:

WHAT THE gently caress :gonk:

Check what channel posted that video, and then calm down.

I didn't even have to check, I recognize those actors.

Paineopticon posted:

Good, I'm not crazy for making the connection! It shows up in other facets of life too. Like that weird thing where some relationships are based on the guy being a "daddy" figure to the point where the woman calls her boyfriend daddy, sugar daddy, "I love it when you call me big poppa", etc. I suspect that like Gotta Stay Fai said it has more to do with men being in charge of Literally Everything for a long time and not because of, you know. Cornholin' your daughter.

It's an interesting subject with a lot of ground to cover but this is probably not the thread for it

Yeah, the whole "who's your daddy" / "be my baby" side of our culture is loving weird.

There's a new song the radio keeps playing about some girl who's exes keep coming after her, and it has the line

"Cause I'm the best baby that they never got to keep"

And I'm like... is she talking about ex-boyfriends or like, father figures or something? :v: I legitimately wasn't sure for a second.

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Zaphod42 posted:




Check what channel posted that video, and then calm down.

I didn't even have to check, I recognize those actors.


Yeah, the whole "who's your daddy" / "be my baby" side of our culture is loving weird.

There's a new song the radio keeps playing about some girl who's exes keep coming after her, and it has the line

"Cause I'm the best baby that they never got to keep"

And I'm like... is she talking about ex-boyfriends or like, father figures or something? :v: I legitimately wasn't sure for a second.

lmfao jesus

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Zaphod42 posted:

There's a new song the radio keeps playing about some girl who's exes keep coming after her, and it has the line

"Cause I'm the best baby that they never got to keep"

And I'm like... is she talking about ex-boyfriends or like, father figures or something? :v: I legitimately wasn't sure for a second.

I'm not going to solve this problem for you. I'm only going to make it worse. The father of the woman singing that song is Rob Schneider.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Phy posted:

I'm not going to solve this problem for you. I'm only going to make it worse. The father of the woman singing that song is Rob Schneider.

I... uhh ...WHAT?

:v: Weird loving world we live in man.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Zaphod42 posted:

Check what channel posted that video, and then calm down.

Whew, that's a relief. I just hope the people that are into the Dad-daughter dances don't get any ideas from it.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Over in Mexico, when a guy catcalls a woman, he usually calls her a sexy momma.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Zaphod42 posted:

I... uhh ...WHAT?

:v: Weird loving world we live in man.

Elle king is a good singer / song writer. you should check out some of her other songs if you like ex's and oh's

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Wanamingo posted:

Over in Mexico, when a guy catcalls a woman, he usually calls her a sexy momma.

That's literally almost all hispanic cultures.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Wanamingo posted:

Over in Mexico, when a guy catcalls a woman, he usually calls her a sexy momma.

Thats terrible marketing. What if shes not even sexy or a momma?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Wanna meet that dad.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Jim's really recovered well from Porkin' Across America.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

TontoCorazon posted:

That's literally almost all hispanic cultures.

It's an entire culture of Johnny Bravos, it's crazy.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

Wanamingo posted:

Over in Mexico, when a guy catcalls a woman, he usually calls her a sexy momma.

Isn't that because he wants to make her a momma? By inserting his penis? And then making babby formed?

It's not classy, but it makes perfect sense.

ZakAce
May 15, 2007

GF

Phy posted:

I'm not going to solve this problem for you. I'm only going to make it worse. The father of the woman singing that song is Rob Schneider.

I'm guessing that this is Elle King you're talking about? If so, don't worry about her relation to Rob Schneider - from what I heard, she didn't spend very much time with him when she was growing up.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Wanamingo posted:

It's an entire culture of Johnny Bravos, it's crazy.

God I wish.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Bast Relief posted:

Isn't that because he wants to make her a momma? By inserting his penis? And then making babby formed?

It's not classy, but it makes perfect sense.

Than how is that different from a woman calling a guy daddy? I.E. Wanting to make the guy a father using the same method you laid out for us.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




MizPiz posted:

Than how is that different from a woman calling a guy daddy? I.E. Wanting to make the guy a father using the same method you laid out for us.


Bast Relief posted:

Isn't that because he wants to make her a momma? By inserting his penis? And then making babby formed?

It's not classy, but it makes perfect sense.

It's a term of endearment :psyduck:

literally every Latino guy I've ever dated has called me Mami and not like, in a bedroom talk way. Calling someone "daddy" who isn't your uh, dad, is generally a fetish thing. It's not the same at all.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

13Pandora13 posted:

It's a term of endearment :psyduck:

literally every Latino guy I've ever dated has called me Mami and not like, in a bedroom talk way. Calling someone "daddy" who isn't your uh, dad, is generally a fetish thing. It's not the same at all.

I know when I call my girlfriend "baby" it means I am expressing my desire for a child-diaper fetish. She still doesn't get it :(

And goons will sperg about anything.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I call my boyfriend "babe" because I have a Babe Ruth fetish.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
I call my girlfriend honey because she's sticky and attracts bears.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I call my girlfriend Unicorn because she doesn't exist.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I call my girl Friday because she's my right hand.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

All this complaining about being called inappropriate names is for the birds

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

death .cab for qt posted:

All this complaining about being called inappropriate names is for the birds

Well, I can tell you my blood boiled when I held open the door for an old lady earlier and she said "Thank you baby". I mean, clearly I'm a grown woman, not an infant. Does she want to adopt me or something? Someone needs to talk to her about boundaries.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I call my girlfriend, "my literal Irl child I want to gently caress" it's kind of-a mouthful, but so am I.

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/boJNoCf.jpg :nws: :nms:



(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


goon edit: muthafucka

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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS
Uh, some people have to work on Sundays.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
What the Christ. :psyduck:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



What exactly is being marketed in that comic?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
yeah, so, he just posted incest comic porn. Great.

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Phlegmish posted:

What exactly is being marketed in that comic?

CANDY

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

bunnyofdoom posted:

yeah, so, he just posted incest comic porn. Great.

Now post the page where the younger brother is stoked that his mom wants to have BDSM sex with him.

R. Crumb sure has had some interesting comics over the years...

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Choco1980 posted:

Now post the page where the younger brother is stoked that his mom wants to have BDSM sex with him.

R. Crumb sure has had some interesting comics over the years...

my dad loves em and that whole bit it one of his favorites. I always liked WHITE MAN

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
"Yummy nums" indeed

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I'm going to take a wild guess at which stories R. Crumb liked most while illustrating the Book of Genesis.

It had a Lott of incest

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crow Jane posted:

I call my boyfriend "babe" because I have a Babe Ruth fetish.

Everyone should have a Babe Ruth fetish. Dude was awesome.

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