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Your Gay Uncle posted:It makes perfect sense he would do this because he was a terrible cop. All he really did was beat people up for Frank ot cover poo poo up for his bosses. He probably hasn't had to to do any actual police work in years so him going into a crime scene alone isn't that crazy. Also he was working for Frank trying to find Casper's money, if other cops were there and he found something he wouldn't have been able to steal it. Yeah his whole deal at that point is trying to find a hard drive before the other cops while getting super drunk and making poor decisions.
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Watching Jurassic World and I find it hard to believe that the older kid who failed his drivers test knows how to drive stick.
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Nightcrawler: Where do I even start? This has to be the worst MCU movie made yet. His name isn't even Kurt, he doesn't teleport and he isn't a gymnast. He's just some guy who films crime scenes. Was this like a prequel to an origin story? It doesn't mention any other movie in the MCU, there was no mid credits or end credits stinger and as far as I can tell no one has any sort of mutant power. I can't help but feel the SJW's have something to do with this. Also his costume was loving terrible. Keep Jake Gyllenhall out of the MCU please Marvel.
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Sep 10, 2015 22:48
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Nightcrawler:  Source your quotes.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Nightcrawler: His Slavic accent is for poo poo as well.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Nightcrawler: In the sequel he's a boxer? The gently caress is this poo poo//////
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rejutka posted:In the sequel he's a boxer? The gently caress is this poo poo////// it's even worse than that solo Iceman movie where they took away all his ice powers and turned him into some kind of mafia hitman. I'm sick of all these dark and gritty remakes.
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Sep 11, 2015 01:01
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Lagomorphic posted:Yeah his whole deal at that point is trying to find a hard drive before the other cops while getting super drunk and making poor decisions. I want to echo what the others and say, yeah, terrible cop doesn't act like a supercop is not something that should piss you off, it's part of the story. Also Woodrugh was good at making traffic stops and riding a motorcycle. He's terrible at everything else. He knew it and spent the whole season just trying to get back to the job he was good at, that was his whole motivation for everything. The whole task force that is the main characters of season 2 is not composed of good cops chosen because they are super badasses, it's broken people who higher authorities believe they can manipulate for their own ends. Nothing ever shows they are spectacular at their jobs. One gets things done because he has an inside source of info, the other because she has childhood trauma, and the other because he hates who he actually is. They all actually suck quite a lot and I think that's the point of a lot of what happens. I also don't think anything I've said is a direct spoiler.
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Sep 11, 2015 04:28
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That Red Dawn movie pissed me off. I mean, not a single one of those Wolverines bothered to use their adamantium claws and a bunch of them died from mere bullet wounds, which as we all know would heal nearly instantly with a proper healing factor.
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Screaming Idiot posted:That Red Dawn movie pissed me off. I mean, not a single one of those Wolverines bothered to use their adamantium claws and a bunch of them died from mere bullet wounds, which as we all know would heal nearly instantly with a proper healing factor. My irrational irritation is that people think the original Red Dawn is a good movie.
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Sep 11, 2015 06:08
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Pook Good Mook posted:My irrational irritation is that people think the original Red Dawn is a good movie. Swaze, that is all.
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Sep 11, 2015 06:10
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sharktamer posted:Oh poo poo, I meant Deadpool. Did you see the same trailer I did?  "You look like Freddy Kreuger facefucked a topographical map of Utah" so grimdark, yes, indeed.
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Sep 11, 2015 11:34
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Pixeltendo posted:Crime TV shows that never bring backup for the important bits. It's funny that the csi pilot goes the other way on this and has one of the csi's get killed by a suspect that was hiding in the scene they were processing. Because later on every csi is carrying a gun and showing up to serve warrants.
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Polaron posted:Did you see the same trailer I did? Ah whatever. Grimdark or not it's gonna loving suck anyway.
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sharktamer posted:Ah whatever. Grimdark or not it's gonna loving suck anyway. It won't make you love Deadpool if you didn't already, but it doesn't look bad either.
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I just love the idea that something is grimdark because it has radical flips. Game of Thrones is all about mad gymnastics.
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Who What Now posted:It won't make you love Deadpool if you didn't already, but it doesn't look bad either. I'm just waiting for the TJ Miller bits to show up on YouTube.
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"Get out of here, I'll hold them off!" Person stands there for the entire fight, watches other person die, yells "NO!", entire army or giant monster or whatever notices them and chases, barely makes it out alive. Way to honor that sacrifice, prick.
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Sep 13, 2015 18:28
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Len posted:Watching Jurassic World and I find it hard to believe that the older kid who failed his drivers test knows how to drive stick. It's surprising what can cause you to fail a drivers test. The testing people can be incredible hard-asses. I started driving farm equipment when I was around 10, started driving cars and trucks on the road when I was 14, all with manual transmissions. I drove every chance I got after I got my learners permit. I practiced the items on the test before taking it and I took the test in a car with a manual transmission. I didn't pass the first time. My parallel parking was too far from the curb and I automatically failed. They didn't give you a second try on any of the various tests. I passed just fine when they let me re-take a month later. It's a silly system. My brother is a great driver and he failed twice.
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Sep 14, 2015 00:21
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mostlygray posted:It's surprising what can cause you to fail a drivers test. The testing people can be incredible hard-asses. The followup point is that the kid is probably what 17? From most likely an upper middle class home in America. I doubt his family had a manual car.
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Sep 14, 2015 00:24
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Len posted:The followup point is that the kid is probably what 17? From most likely an upper middle class home in America. I doubt his family had a manual car. Dad's midlife crisis penis enhancer is probably a manual.
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Len posted:The followup point is that the kid is probably what 17? From most likely an upper middle class home in America. I doubt his family had a manual car. They might have if they live where it ever snows
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Sep 14, 2015 01:33
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I hate how in the superman movie everyone was trying to hide from a tornado under an overpass  . That's literally the worst place you could possibly go.It would have been a better movie if the twist was that daddy kent, supes, and the dog were the only survivors after that idiotic decision. At least then supes would have a traumatic reason to avoid helping people.
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Tunicate posted:I hate how in the superman movie everyone was trying to hide from a tornado under an overpass Luckily I've never actually seen a tornado in person my whole life.
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Sep 14, 2015 02:16
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My uncle always told me to get behind the tornado because it can't see you back there. He was killed by a tornado Shot to death by one.
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Sep 14, 2015 02:29
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Yea, I think the general idea is that at least under an overpass you feel like you have some sort of shelter. IIRC you are supposed to find a ditch or something to lay in. Guess maybe it'll save you from wind debris if it doesn't drop that overpass on you in the meantime.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Yea, I think the general idea is that at least under an overpass you feel like you have some sort of shelter. IIRC you are supposed to find a ditch or something to lay in. The problem is the overpass is like a giant funnel for winds, making them even faster and more dangerous. But yeah that means this movie might end up actually killing someone. Tunicate has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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Sep 14, 2015 03:25
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oldpainless posted:My uncle always told me to get behind the tornado because it can't see you back there. That's a myth, tornadoes can see behind themselves just fine. They just can't look up. So if you're being chased by a tornado, climb a tree or something. Eventually it will lose interest and leave.
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Now I'm curious. Why's an overpass bad? Seems like it would at least keep you from getting nailed by a flying cow or something.
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QUACKTASTIC posted:That's a myth, tornadoes can see behind themselves just fine. Baloney. A tornado's sense of smell is 200x stronger than a dog's.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Baloney. A tornado's sense of smell is 200x stronger than a dog's. Gawd, everyone knows tornados can't see you if you don't move, so you're just supposed to stand really still.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:07
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This isn't irritating but it amuses me when children's movies use inappropriate songs for advertising and in the movie.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:09
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Gaunab posted:This isn't irritating but it amuses me when children's movies use inappropriate songs for advertising and in the movie. Like "Shut up and Drive" in Wreck it Ralph?
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Centripetal Horse posted:Baloney. A tornado's sense of smell is 200x stronger than a dog's. They can't smell up either.
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Gaunab posted:This isn't irritating but it amuses me when children's movies use inappropriate songs for advertising and in the movie. I wish I had some examples of this but all I have is going over to my parents for dinner and cards and they play the oldies cable channel and every other song is about drugs and old dudes hooking up with young girls and they just hum along. I've long since given up trying to explain it to them because I'm Debbie Downer if I try to get them to listen to Brown Sugar or Young Girl (get out of my mind, my love for you is way out of line, better run girl...) and actually hear the words. Most people ignore lyrics and listen to the tune, afaict.
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Dr_Amazing posted:Now I'm curious. Why's an overpass bad? Seems like it would at least keep you from getting nailed by a flying cow or something. Its because it makes the flying cows more deadly. The overpass can cause a wind tunnel effect making winds (and the flying debris) move even faster.
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Gaunab posted:This isn't irritating but it amuses me when children's movies use inappropriate songs for advertising and in the movie. Like Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind for the Tigger Movie.
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Len posted:The followup point is that the kid is probably what 17? From most likely an upper middle class home in America. I doubt his family had a manual car. Fair point. No one under 30 knows how to drive a manual anymore.
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didn't he and his brother work on cars at like their grandpa's farm or somthing? he probably learned there.
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mostlygray posted:Fair point. No one under 30 knows how to drive a manual anymore. I sold a car to a Polish guy who told me he was buying it for his younger brother. I said, "Your younger brother can drive a manual?" He said, "In Poland, no one has automatics." That kind of blew my mind. I'm a shade under 40, and even in my age bracket, at least 75% of my acquaintances cannot drive stick.
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