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Gridlocked posted:33% Loose Corn Cool plate, though. I hope the designs are on the bottom (or not engraved/embossed) otherwise it'd be an absolute bitch to clean.
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Sep 12, 2015 04:21
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Minarchist posted:Why didnt he eat the Kix or whatever sugary cereal that was I did eat the Captain Crunch, some of it just fell off. Don't worry, I picked it out and ate it like an animal after I took that picture.
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Sep 12, 2015 04:55
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:I did eat the Captain Crunch, some of it just fell off. Don't worry, I picked it out and ate it like an animal after I took that picture. But not off the floor, I suspect, thus invalidating the action.
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Sep 12, 2015 04:56
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Sep 12, 2015 05:04
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Someone posted that picture again really recently, I swear.
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Sep 12, 2015 05:15
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RareAcumen posted:Someone posted that picture again really recently, I swear. It's the goatse of this thread, and I like it
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Sep 12, 2015 05:20
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Goatse is way less upsetting than that picture.
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Sep 12, 2015 08:07
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So for curiosity's sake, what is the only correct way to plate loose corn?
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Sep 12, 2015 09:30
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There have been a lot of things in this thread that I find absolutely disgusting, but there's just something special about that banana, meat and ketchup plate. I would rather eat salted maggots than experience that weird mashup of flavors. There's something especially nauseating about mixing ketchup and bananas. The goatse of this thread indeed.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:37
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pentyne posted:So for curiosity's sake, what is the only correct way to plate loose corn?
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Sep 12, 2015 09:41
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pentyne posted:So for curiosity's sake, what is the only correct way to plate loose corn? Put corn on styrofoam plate. Put plate in the garbage.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:45
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Eat corn out of garbage.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:46
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Like a animal.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:51
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pentyne posted:So for curiosity's sake, what is the only correct way to plate loose corn? Glue it back on a cob.
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Sep 12, 2015 09:54
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pentyne posted:So for curiosity's sake, what is the only correct way to plate loose corn? I had chicken roulade at a restaurant yesterday that came with a corn and edamame succotash that was essentially just seasoned loose corn, edamame, and red peppers Of course the actual answer is that loose corn is delicious and fine as a side whenever and is especially good if it's part of a thanksgiving/easter meal and you can mix it in with mashed potatoes and gravy or something. It also mixes well with any kind of rice except for lavender rice, which is gross
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Sep 12, 2015 10:41
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Sep 12, 2015 11:08
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Would you believe that's a slice of sausage?
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Sep 12, 2015 11:19
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RareAcumen posted:Glue it back on a cob. And then you have to eat it in neat rows off the cob by gently pulling the kernels from their sockets rather than tearing them off like a animal. The proper end result is a perfectly smooth clean cob with rows of tidy kernel holes
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Sep 12, 2015 13:09
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Hakkesshu posted:We will send them some leverpostej pizzas, they won't survive WTF!!!!!! How? Why? Who? I love leverpostej (well, I'm danish about leverpostej) but this should make Holger Danske rise from his grave. 
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Sep 12, 2015 13:24
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Son of cash crab posted:Loose corn can't be plated properly no matter what you do to it. It's always going to look like a pile of old smokers' teeth on a plate. However, a bowl of loose kernels, properly seasoned and salted is delicious. Butter, a little roasted garlic and onion, salt and pepper and you've got yourself a tasty side to many dishes. The taste of it makes me feel sick. You know what I hate? When fuckers mix it with peas. I like peas.
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Sep 12, 2015 13:29
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Data Graham posted:And then you have to eat it in neat rows off the cob by gently pulling the kernels from their sockets rather than tearing them off like a animal. The proper end result is a perfectly smooth clean cob with rows of tidy kernel holes If your food doesn't look like this I don't want to know you   
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Sep 12, 2015 13:40
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America!
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Sep 12, 2015 14:00
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:America! My two year old saw that and very enthusiastically said "MMMMMM!!!" whilst licking his lips. Poor thing doesn't know any better, whoever made that watery rear end mac and cheese should.
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Sep 12, 2015 14:17
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What exactly are those red things
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Sep 12, 2015 14:51
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Hakkesshu posted:What exactly are those red things My guess is flamin hot Cheetos. Which I only have knowledge of thanks to this thread. Yay learning!
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Sep 12, 2015 14:55
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Too straight for that, they're probably Chester's Fries.
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Sep 12, 2015 15:42
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yeah its some variant of andy capps hot fries
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Sep 12, 2015 15:48
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For some tiny food porn that kind of counts as AFP due to how pointless it is, can I direct you all to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCTFT5NbDl0Fa_fE9Cz_yOAA, also known as Miniature Space. They've transcended the idea of creating tiny sushi and hamburgers, and instead make tiny - and edible! - Japanese food. The tiny cake is actuallyAFP though because they make it with bread.
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Sep 12, 2015 15:52
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Data Graham posted:And then you have to eat it in neat rows off the cob by gently pulling the kernels from their sockets rather than tearing them off like a animal. The proper end result is a perfectly smooth clean cob with rows of tidy kernel holes You're a monster.
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Sep 12, 2015 16:06
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Roro posted:For some tiny food porn that kind of counts as AFP due to how pointless it is, can I direct you all to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCTFT5NbDl0Fa_fE9Cz_yOAA, also known as Miniature Space. They've transcended the idea of creating tiny sushi and hamburgers, and instead make tiny - and edible! - Japanese food. The tiny cake is actuallyAFP though because they make it with bread. Your Youtube link is faulty. Here's a link to their tiny cake video, which, for the record is simultaneously hilarious and disturbing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWW41tufSZs
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Sep 12, 2015 16:52
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 Goddammit, so close! Why did it have to be a coworker?
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Sep 13, 2015 00:43
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RareAcumen posted:If your food doesn't look like this I don't want to know you Fixed
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Sep 13, 2015 01:38
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RareAcumen posted:If your food doesn't look like this I don't want to know you Mustard isn't perfectly in the grill lines, 3/10 OCDs.
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Sep 13, 2015 02:20
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Kakairo posted:Mustard isn't perfectly in the grill lines, 3/10 OCDs. Also where's the loving spoon?! Unless that pink is weirdass milk and not pudding or something.
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Sep 13, 2015 02:57
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I think it is a glass of chocolate milk.
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Sep 13, 2015 02:58
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Picnic Princess posted:
drat! I wish we"d had it!
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Sep 13, 2015 04:34
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DicktheCat posted:drat! I wish we"d had it! I can't believe how long we've gone without a bingo.   
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Sep 13, 2015 05:10
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Oh god why
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Sep 13, 2015 06:00
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Goons really don't like Sweetcorn is what I'm gathering from a few of the recent pictures.  (I like it a lot, for the record, because I'm not that fussy an eater)
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