UKMT September 2015: David Cameron Fucked a Dead Pig

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Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

MrL_JaKiri posted:

I shall have my Milky Bar now mother :wotwot:

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:32

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 07:52

Pesmerga: Aug 1, 2005; So nice to eat you

John Rentoul seems to be having a meltdown on Twitter.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:34

MrL_JaKiri: Sep 23, 2003; A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Pesmerga posted:

John Rentoul seems to be having a meltdown on Twitter.

Arch-Blarite shitheel John Rentoul? Say it ain't so

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:41

winegums: Dec 21, 2012

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion: The Problem Attic > UKMT September 2015: Things can only get Jezza

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thespaceinvader posted:

Did anyone else get an email from Corbyn canvassing for questions from his first PMQs?

What should the UKMT question be? Mine would be something on austerity, but I'm not sure how to phrase it. Any ideas?

I suggested something about how the tories will elect their next leader - will it be a democratic polling of members or a closed book MP vote. Given the inevitable sneery stab from Dave about unions/entryists this seems like a good direction to take things - Labour aren't afraid of their union links or the broad base of members who elect our leaders, are the Tories afraid to open their voting system up to democracy?

Basically anything that gets the in-fighting between Gideon the heir-apparent and the rest of the contenders can only be a good thing.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:42

TheHoodedClaw: Jul 26, 2008

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

NBC News don't know what the gently caress

Lifted straight from Reuters copy.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:43

TheHoodedClaw: Jul 26, 2008

Pesmerga posted:

John Rentoul seems to be having a meltdown on Twitter.

He really is an insufferable Blair shill.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:44

Reveilled: Apr 19, 2007; Take up your rifles

quote:

How could I forget
And he hit me with a surprise left
My jaw left hurting
Dropped wide open
Just like the day
Oh, like the day I heard

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:46

Renfield: Feb 29, 2008

thespaceinvader posted:

Did anyone else get an email from Corbyn canvassing for questions from his first PMQs?

What should the UKMT question be? Mine would be something on austerity, but I'm not sure how to phrase it. Any ideas?

Oddly I have, although I'm not a member or supporter.. maybe because I used to be in the GMB, or perhaps because I filled in a survey before the GE

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:48

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

thespaceinvader posted:

Did anyone else get an email from Corbyn canvassing for questions from his first PMQs?

What should the UKMT question be? Mine would be something on austerity, but I'm not sure how to phrase it. Any ideas?

Here's mine:

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:50

Phoon: Apr 23, 2010

good question

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:56

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

Oberleutnant posted:

Here's mine:

US dictionary spotted

who are you working for

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:57

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

US dictionary spotted

who are you working for

I don't know how to change it!

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:00

Kegluneq: Feb 18, 2011; Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

thespaceinvader posted:

Did anyone else get an email from Corbyn canvassing for questions from his first PMQs?

What should the UKMT question be? Mine would be something on austerity, but I'm not sure how to phrase it. Any ideas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I32Tgc3Ih8U

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:00

winegums: Dec 21, 2012

I will gladly fund the existance of a corbyn smilie if someone with artistic merit can make one.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:05

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

I might just go with 'What are the chances you will actually give a straight answer to this question?"

But seriously though, how to phrase the austerity question? I really want to work out a way to phrase it that asks the question without using the word 'austerity'.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:13

Alctel: Jan 16, 2004; I love snails

Congrats from an ex-pat who lives in Canada now, this is the first time for 20 years that labour has had a non-blarite robot, right?

Hopefully its the Year of the Beard in politics

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:16

MrL_JaKiri: Sep 23, 2003; A bracing glass of carrot juice!

thespaceinvader posted:

I might just go with 'What are the chances you will actually give a straight answer to this question?"

But seriously though, how to phrase the austerity question? I really want to work out a way to phrase it that asks the question without using the word 'austerity'.

Something something even the IMF thinks you're dumb

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:18

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

I went with 'nobel laureates think you're dumb', it feels like it has more punch.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:24

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Alertrelic posted:

More comedy gold here.

https://twitter.com/RobbieTravers

tbf if more bairites looked like this girl I'd never stop voting for them, dat hair doe :fap:

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:25

MrL_JaKiri: Sep 23, 2003; A bracing glass of carrot juice!

thespaceinvader posted:

I went with 'nobel laureates think you're dumb', it feels like it has more punch.

You can find a guy with a nobel memorial prize in economics that believes anything

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:26

Coohoolin: Aug 5, 2012; Oor Coohoolie.

Mister Adequate posted:

tbf if more bairites looked like this girl I'd never stop voting for them, dat hair doe

That's a girl???

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:27

MrL_JaKiri: Sep 23, 2003; A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Mister Adequate posted:

tbf if more bairites looked like this girl I'd never stop voting for them, dat hair doe

This is a cool and good post wait no it's not!!!!!!

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:27

Arcanen: Dec 19, 2005

As an Australian living in the US, I can only imagine what it feels like to have someone like Corbyn leading a major party.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:29

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Coohoolin posted:

That's a girl???

No I was just taking the mick because I'm jealous of how good his hair looks, mine never looked anything like that luxurious when I had long hair :saddowns:

MrL_JaKiri posted:

This is a cool and good post wait no it's not!!!!!!

Yeah maybe that's not the best angle to insult someone with, apologies.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:30

Party Boat: Nov 1, 2007; where did that other dog come from

who is he

Mister Adequate posted:

tbf if more bairites looked like this girl I'd never stop voting for them, dat hair doe

Pat Sharp has regenerated!

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:39

Sassbot Alpha: Sep 2, 2011; Fallen Rib

Shakugan posted:

As an Australian living in the US, I can only imagine what it feels like to have someone like Corbyn leading a major party.

It feels pretttty good. Pretty, pretty, pretttty good.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:40

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

Party Boat posted:

Pat Sharp has regenerated!

Remember the twins on fun house? Probably my first ever crush :3:

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:45

Stottie Kyek: Apr 26, 2008; fuckin egg in a bun

BBC with the greatest disclaimer of all time

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34218294

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:49

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Oberleutnant posted:

Remember the twins on fun house? Probably my first ever crush

Now come on, we all had man crushes on Pat back then too.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:50

Bishop Rodan: Dec 5, 2011; See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

Congrats from an expat in the US! I'm glad that, for once, there's a glimmer of hope for the British left. Hopefully this is a sign of things to come.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:56

mediadave: Sep 8, 2011

Are we talking about first crushes now? Mine were Connie Huq, Anne from Neighbours and the sister from the Wild Thornberries.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:57

Vitamin P: Nov 19, 2013; Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Alctel posted:

Congrats from an ex-pat who lives in Canada now, this is the first time for 20 years that labour has had a non-blarite robot, right?

Ed wasn't so bad, I liked Ed.

And honestly I think he might have known exactly what he was doing changing the selection process.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:59

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

mediadave posted:

Connie Huq

Oooooh yeah :blush:

# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:00

sitnalisa: Dec 16, 2004; stupid virgin

Skilbs posted:

Ian Mearns MP for Gateshead is claiming on twitter that over 10,000 new members have joined Labour since the leadership election result.

I did, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if that were true. I'm not the only one I know of, and none of us are that young, which is interesting.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:00

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

Vitamin P posted:

Ed wasn't so bad, I liked Ed.

And honestly I think he might have known exactly what he was doing changing the selection process.

I hope he did. I hope he can go down in history not for a mediocre election performance, but for performing CPR on the Labour Left.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:01

MrL_JaKiri: Sep 23, 2003; A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Mister Adequate posted:

Yeah maybe that's not the best angle to insult someone with, apologies.

If you're going to mock ol' Robbie, do it for things like this

Oberleutnant posted:

I hope he did. I hope he can go down in history not for a mediocre election performance, but for performing CPR on the Labour Left.

Communist Party of Rotherham?

# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:04

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

2 of my relatives have joined the labour party today. I think the post corbyn signups are going to be huge in being yet another stamp of approval from the public for him and his policies. We might even be looking at a return to mass participation in political parties, practically overnight.

Bishop Rodan posted:

Congrats from an expat in the US! I'm glad that, for once, there's a glimmer of hope for the British left. Hopefully this is a sign of things to come.

Greetings fellow US-expat, whereabouts are you based? Isn't it crazy how much cheaper it is to live here? I'm poor as poo poo by american standards and still vastly better off than I was in Britain doing the same job.

The Saurus fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Sep 12, 2015

# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:06