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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Instant Sunrise: Apr 12, 2007; The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Well, this thread is certainly a break in my routine. You know, normally I spend my Thursdays carefully laying out my clothes for the following week, then I stroll down to the car wash to see if Gus is there.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:54

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# ? May 27, 2024 19:34

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Instant Sunrise posted:

Well, this thread is certainly a break in my routine. You know, normally I spend my Thursdays carefully laying out my clothes for the following week, then I stroll down to the car wash to see if Gus is there.

I googled "Simpsons car wash" and ran into some grotesque Simpsons/Family Guy crossover stuff, my day is ruined

# ? Sep 10, 2015 19:04

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Shut up!

It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!

# ? Sep 10, 2015 19:38

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:02

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

IMJack posted:

We like Roy!

# ? Sep 10, 2015 21:23

Instant Sunrise: Apr 12, 2007; The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

# ? Sep 10, 2015 21:33

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Instant Sunrise posted:

then I stroll down to the car wash to see if Gus is there.

Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix It Shop. To fix Emmett.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 22:02

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix It Shop. To fix Emmett.

You're gonna sell him to Mr. Nicopopolis?

# ? Sep 10, 2015 22:37

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Class3KillStorm posted:

If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.

Stupid Class3Killstorm, you go squish now! :black101:

:black101:

# ? Sep 10, 2015 22:48

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

You're gonna sell him to Mr. Nicopopolis?

You're a dull goon, IMJack.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 22:53

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Mister Kingdom posted:

Stupid Class3Killstorm, you go squish now!

Instant Sunrise posted:

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

# ? Sep 10, 2015 23:30

Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

Mister Kingdom posted:

Stupid Class3Killstorm, you go squish now!

Poor Mister Kingdom, unable to understand the complexities of time travel, HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

# ? Sep 11, 2015 00:26

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Class3KillStorm posted:

Pffft. You wish! :smugbert:

:smugbert:

# ? Sep 11, 2015 00:28

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mooseontheloose posted:

Poor Mister Kingdom, unable to understand the complexities of time travel, HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Quiet you! :mad:

:mad:

# ? Sep 11, 2015 01:02

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

jiggerypokery posted:

There's no time to be careful, we're late.

If I can't see it, it's not illegal!

# ? Sep 11, 2015 01:22

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

PT6A posted:

If I can't see it, it's not illegal!

Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
Dog, no leash.
Man littering.
Horse not wearing diaper.
Car parked across three handicapped spaces.

... Root Bear! _< :mad:

:mad:

_>

IMJack fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Sep 11, 2015

# ? Sep 11, 2015 04:18

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

IMJack posted:

Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
Dog, no leash.
Man littering.
Horse not wearing diaper.
Car parked across three handicapped spaces.

... Root Bear! _<_>

that spot says compact only!

# ? Sep 11, 2015 05:54

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

mrfart posted:

that spot says compact only!

She needs premium, dude!

PREMIUM!

DUUUUDE!

# ? Sep 11, 2015 12:20

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

mrfart posted:

that spot says compact only!

The beauty of it is, each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therein lies the game.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 13:39

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

PT6A posted:

If I can't see it, it's not illegal!

"F, L,--Oh no, I'm sorry. That's a "C," isn't it?

# ? Sep 11, 2015 14:49

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

The beauty of it is, each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therein lies the game.

I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away. :ohdear:

:ohdear:

# ? Sep 11, 2015 14:52

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Baka-nin posted:

"F, L,--Oh no, I'm sorry. That's a "C," isn't it?

Of course I'm right. If I'm not, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 15:00

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Of course I'm right. If I'm not, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow.

These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed. This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 17:05

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

IMJack posted:

These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed. This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.

Hello, "Radio Psychic". You will die a terrible, terrible death.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 19:39

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Frink posted:

Hello, "Radio Psychic". You will die a terrible, terrible death.

Wow. Now that I know all this, isn't there any way to change the future?

# ? Sep 11, 2015 20:15

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

mrfart posted:

Wow. Now that I know all this, isn't there any way to change the future?

Join me or die! Can you do any less?

# ? Sep 11, 2015 22:37

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Join me or die! Can you do any less?

Yvan Eht Nioj!

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:01

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Root Bear posted:

Yvan Eht Nioj!

Pickabar? What the hell's "pickabar"?

# ? Sep 12, 2015 13:33

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Join me or die! Can you do any less?

Hey chief, let's talk why not!

# ? Sep 12, 2015 15:02

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Root Bear posted:

Yvan Eht Nioj!

A joint venture between Matsumita Fish Works and Fujitsu Heavy Industry Concern.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:47

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Deviant posted:

A joint venture between Matsumita Fish Works and Fujitsu Heavy Industry Concern.

Knife-a goes in, a-guts come out, that's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 17:51

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:32

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mister Kingdom posted:

Pickabar? What the hell's "pickabar"?

# ? Sep 12, 2015 19:52

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

After The War posted:

Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice ...

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:00

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

mrfart posted:

Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice ...

...Pinchy?

PINCHY!!!

# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:15

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

...Pinchy?

PINCHY!!!

I call the big one Bitey.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:21

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

After The War posted:

It's from Sweden.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:41

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Some must be doubles...

# ? Sep 12, 2015 22:12

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

After The War posted:

:confused:

I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:24

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# ? May 27, 2024 19:34

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

BigDave posted:

I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

:350:

Oh, yeah! Medicinal! Why, without it I could, uh, go even blinder, right?

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:05

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