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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

That's some stolen valor bullshit, Mr. Military Academy Yooj Draft Number.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Quoting the better version of the picture for the new page.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
goddamnit now the knockoff of his red hat i bought is useless

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Ion Cannon them after Trump leaves safely by Trumpcopter

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

If Donald Trump is supporting Iowa State, that is the final straw. :colbert:

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
lol this is going to be your president

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Bad news guys :(



EDIT: didn't see the two typos in one tweet, maybe his predictions are more accurate if he's drunk?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

baw posted:

mexicans don't count i guess

Praise bee to Allah, seenyor.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

MaxxBot posted:

Bad news guys :(



EDIT: didn't see the two typos in one tweet, maybe his predictions are more accurate if he's drunk?

this sent a shiver down my socialist spine

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Speaking of Trump



Dear god. :perfect:

Uncle Wemus posted:

if trump is still polling at 50% and they nominate the guy whos at 25% whats going to happen? are the republican voters going to revolt?

The GOP will be destroyed if they do that. First in the election, because if Trump has the majority votes but gets hosed over he'll tell them to gently caress off with their pledge and run third party. Then the far right might finally go insane enough to split entirely from the GOP and spend some time being less "EVIL COMMIE DEMS" and more "BURN THE MOTHERFUCKING RINOS" as they rally for the million calorie march rascal ride.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

MaxxBot posted:

Bad news guys :(



EDIT: didn't see the two typos in one tweet, maybe his predictions are more accurate if he's drunk?

Denmark will make war with the United States over this.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
denmark is a bunch of putz

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Uncle Wemus posted:

if trump is still polling at 50% and they nominate the guy whos at 25% whats going to happen? are the republican voters going to revolt?

That's when Trump gets to tear up the pledge.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Will there be an all out GOP/Tea Party revolt when Trump does not get nomination and say Jeb or Rubio does?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

If Jeb! somehow became the nominee in the end, Trump would do everything in his power to hurt him including running to trash everybody.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Will there be an all out GOP/Tea Party revolt when Trump does not get nomination and say Jeb or Rubio does?

I tend to doubt it. Those sorts always scream about how they'll never vote for those sellout RINO fucks again after [latest disappointment], but they never follow through on it. At absolute most, they might stay home rather than vote.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I tend to doubt it. Those sorts always scream about how they'll never vote for those sellout RINO fucks again after [latest disappointment], but they never follow through on it. At absolute best, they might stay home rather than vote.

Fixed that for you. :stayin:

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Speaking of Trump



Reminder that his dad, the one with the good genes, recently spoke about the legitimacy of secession

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Speaking of Trump



Donald Trump really is a great comedian. Too bad about the rampant misogyny and xenophobia, among other things.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


If I was one of those kids I would have grabbed that hat and ran for my life.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Wedge Regret

Douches, as far as the eye can see

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Now he's stealing Randpaul voters.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

apatheticman posted:

Douches, as far as the eye can see

It's all right, they lost to their hippie liberal cousins so justice was served.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
He's totally not a fascist.

quote:

When a train rolled by near his rally, Trump, in one of his trademark efforts to exude extreme confidence, promised that it would move faster with him as president.

“That sucker’s going to be moving. It’s going to be loaded up,” said Trump.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

He did not say ON TIME, Joe.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

blue squares posted:

He did not say ON TIME, Joe.

You know who else promised to load up train cars....

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Trump quoted as "I'M SENDING IN MORE TRAINS"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"I'm sorry, you're not welcome in this country club."

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Will there be an all out GOP/Tea Party revolt when Trump does not get nomination and say Jeb or Rubio does?

Yeah if Jeb keeps loving up his donors are going to Rubio and uhhh it's not looking too good on that front.


Wonder what he had to do to get his dad to take that picture with him.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

SirKibbles posted:

Wonder what he had to do to get his dad to take that picture with him.

Pay the highest amount of purestrain gold the free market will bear

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Carly Fiorina finally starts doing her job:

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/carly-fiorina-fires-back-at-donald-trump-as-feud-128932979266.html

(I am assuming her job is to lure Trump into an insult battle and make him look bad by fighting with a woman, but feel free to correct me if I am misreading the situation!)

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Uh oh, the memes are getting salty:

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
New York Times

quote:

“Come on, bro, this is a tailgate,” Dionne Harden, an Iowa State fan, protested as Mr. Rubio walked in front of him just as he was about to toss a bean bag.

:lol:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Woah is Rand just standing really far away or is Ron a lot bigger of a person than I thought he was?

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

NotWearingPants posted:

Carly Fiorina finally starts doing her job:

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/carly-fiorina-fires-back-at-donald-trump-as-feud-128932979266.html

(I am assuming her job is to lure Trump into an insult battle and make him look bad by fighting with a woman, but feel free to correct me if I am misreading the situation!)

read the second half of the piece if you want to know what her job is

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Mr Jaunts posted:

Woah is Rand just standing really far away or is Ron a lot bigger of a person than I thought he was?

ron paul is a shockingly average height (like 5'10"), he's just so old he looks tiny

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Is it me, or does this phrasing sound a bit odd:

quote:

“I don’t think Ben has the energy,” Mr. Trump said. “Ben is a nice man, but when you’re negotiating against China and you’re negotiating against these Japanese guys that are going to come against you in waves, and they think we’re all a bunch of jerks because our leaders are so stupid and so incompetent and so inept, we need people that are really smart, that have tremendous deal-making skills and that have great, great energy.”

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mr Jaunts posted:

Woah is Rand just standing really far away or is Ron a lot bigger of a person than I thought he was?

Rand probably has to shop him into any pictures

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Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

NotWearingPants posted:

Is it me, or does this phrasing sound a bit odd:

the japanese salaryman in trumpvision

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