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The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

midnightclimax posted:

lol this is going to be your president

Still better than Thatcher.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Lessig doesn't believe Democrats will retake Congress, which is why you need to vote for him to be President so he can get Congress to pass campaign finance bills that the GOP is blocking.

quote:

Lessig, however, believes that Democratic control of Washington—which we had just six years ago—is an extraordinarily improbable outcome that shouldn’t be the basis of a political strategy, unlike his own extraordinarily improbable candidacy. “Republicans are here to stay, and…a Democratic supermajority in Congress is as likely as world peace,” he wrote. Voters are too resigned to believe that partisanship is the answer, he told me. To that end, he believes it would be counterproductive to attack Republicans and more effective to go after the root causes of political polarization on both sides.

Look, this all makes perfect sense and Lessig is a modern political genius. A very smart guy.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

god lessig is such a loving dumbass

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
It makes sense if you genuinely believe Congress is full of people with America's best interests at heart and faith in their convictions. The kind of scenario where politicians are dramatically sighing and going "all this free money is awful! It's keeping me from helping America! Oh, if only SOMEONE would introduce a bill to keep money out of politics!".

So yeah, Dumbass.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Abner Cadaver II posted:

the japanese salaryman in trumpvision


Lol

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 216 days!

NotWearingPants posted:

Is it me, or does this phrasing sound a bit odd:

Yeah, those Japanese, always crowding people in negotiations :psyduck:

Is it just me, or would Trump be a bull in the china shop (no pun intended) trying to actually negotiate jack poo poo? It's not like American diplomats need to be more pushy and aggressive.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Evil Fluffy posted:

Dear god. :perfect:


The GOP will be destroyed if they do that. First in the election, because if Trump has the majority votes but gets hosed over he'll tell them to gently caress off with their pledge and run third party. Then the far right might finally go insane enough to split entirely from the GOP and spend some time being less "EVIL COMMIE DEMS" and more "BURN THE MOTHERFUCKING RINOS" as they rally for the million calorie march rascal ride.

i can only hope this happens but that would require both trump and the republican establishment to remain as hard headed as they are now

Uncle Wemus fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Sep 13, 2015

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Maybe in political Mortal Kombat Trump's special attack should be Tweeting, where his cellphone shoots out angry Twitter birds that damage the opponent with beak and talons.

I still think he should have a "You're Fired" fatality where a big gout of flame crisps his enemy.

Caros
May 14, 2008

TEAYCHES posted:

god lessig is such a loving dumbass

The man hired Brian Boyko. Is there any more proof you need than that?

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Lote posted:

New York Times


:lol:

“Come on, bro, this is a tailgate,” Dionne Harden, an Iowa State fan, protested as Mr. Rubio walked in front of him just as he was about to toss a bean bag.

tailgategate. Beanbaghazi?

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Hodgepodge posted:

Yeah, those Japanese, always crowding people in negotiations :psyduck:

Is it just me, or would Trump be a bull in the china shop (no pun intended) trying to actually negotiate jack poo poo? It's not like American diplomats need to be more pushy and aggressive.

He was able to negotiate the USFL out of existence.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Trump is Daniel Day Lewis' character in Gangs of New York.

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

TEAYCHES posted:

scene where bernie sanders defeats donald trump in ritual combat before becoming god emperor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoPKajvq3gE

So old dusty Bernie is really Maud'dib ....ahhhh.....ok

Maybe a Yoda reference would be better.

The dudes an old hunched over socialist from Vermont.
His opponent fucks a super model every night, is worth billions of dollars, and literally owns the miss universe competition.

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

Evil Fluffy posted:

Dear god. :perfect:


The GOP will be destroyed if they do that. First in the election, because if Trump has the majority votes but gets hosed over he'll tell them to gently caress off with their pledge and run third party. Then the far right might finally go insane enough to split entirely from the GOP and spend some time being less "EVIL COMMIE DEMS" and more "BURN THE MOTHERFUCKING RINOS" as they rally for the million calorie march rascal ride.

I think your right, this would be the death of the two party system.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Dahn posted:

I think your right, this would be the death of the two party system.

:pray:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hail and fire, mixed with blood, if true.

quote:

“It’s a God thing — he’s God-sent,” said Bill Springer, 71, after Carson’s speech in Texas. “Obama was God-sent, too. Obama is a blessing, because he’s doing what God has planned, so we’d better get ready for it.”

Springer was talking about the apocalypse. In fact, the brightest-burning enthusiasm for Carson’s campaign comes from evangelical voters, who cheer when Carson says that the 2012 election was lost when too few of them voted.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

steinrokkan posted:

And by 80% you mean 60 & dropping.

Nah.. I think he meant to say that she is now polling 9 points more than Sanders nationally. As you can't see, she can't be stopped from sliding down the polls.

MasterControl
Jul 28, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Caros posted:

The man hired Brian Boyko. Is there any more proof you need than that?

For those who missed out on the comedy that was Brian boyko i dug
up the thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3634476&perpage=40

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2DgwPG7mAA

Holy gently caress.. I know this is satire and suposed to be funny, but how are people not realising that it is a complete reflection of reality? Trump really has no substance, just like in that sketch.

gently caress all Trump supporters. Seriously, there is not enough place in my entire body for the amount of hatred I have for that guy and those supporting him.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Dahn posted:

I think your right, this would be the death of the two party system.

Looking at the history of the composition of Congress, since there haven't been more than 10 non-R/D members in total since mid-way through FDR's administration, and since even Teddy Roosevelt couldn't break the system up, and finally, since I'm not seeing a large movement of 3rd-partyists, I doubt that now it's actually going to happen. Unless you're expecting the Tortilla Coast Guard to recaucus as a separate Party, with Trump as their leader? Going to be hard if he loses, as he has no position otherwise. Plus it's what, ~42 people, or <10% of the House, and Ted Cruz (and maybe Rand Paul if he decides to work with him) in the Senate?

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Dalael posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2DgwPG7mAA

Holy gently caress.. I know this is satire and suposed to be funny, but how are people not realising that it is a complete reflection of reality? Trump really has no substance, just like in that sketch.

gently caress all Trump supporters. Seriously, there is not enough place in my entire body for the amount of hatred I have for that guy and those supporting him.

Some people stare into the abyss until it stares back at them.

Other people put their fingers in their ears and make gibberish noises to avoid the abyss.

You are in the later category.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Unless you're expecting the Tortilla Coast Guard to recaucus as a separate Party, with Trump as their leader? Going to be hard if he loses, as he has no position otherwise. Plus it's what, ~42 people, or <10% of the House, and Ted Cruz (and maybe Rand Paul if he decides to work with him) in the Senate?

They would all just be replaced with Republicans in the next election.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

They would all just be replaced with Republicans in the next election.

Hell, maybe the Koch Bros decide they're officially splitting off from the mainstream Republican donor base and focusing on a few races they can win to keep some of these dumbasses in office.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dalael posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2DgwPG7mAA

Holy gently caress.. I know this is satire and suposed to be funny, but how are people not realising that it is a complete reflection of reality? Trump really has no substance, just like in that sketch.

gently caress all Trump supporters. Seriously, there is not enough place in my entire body for the amount of hatred I have for that guy and those supporting him.

I think people realize it and consider it a positive.

What more of an outsider could he be? He doesn't even know who we're fighting or how to enact all of his brilliant ideas! But he will surely force Washington and everyone else to do things his way and we'll finally make America great again!!

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I assume "replace the two party system" here means "shake up the current dynamic, for instance by sinking the Republicans and giving the Democrats a brief period of Eternal Liberal Darkness while SOMETHING ELSE forms" because the American electoral system seems to be such that, barring some kind of mass principled voting behavior by literally tens of millions of people who would be getting nothing for it, there will always be two majority parties.

Now, there's no law saying those parties have to be far-right and center-right/centrist, of course.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Dahn posted:

I think your right, this would be the death of the two party system.

Eliminating the electoral college and first past the post is the death of the two party system. the GOP exploding is just going to get us a second era of good feelings on the national level until anti-democrats can coalesce again

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Eliminating the electoral college and first past the post is the death of the two party system. the GOP exploding is just going to get us a second era of good feelings on the national level until anti-democrats can coalesce again

The Democrats are now the party of responsible big business and civil rights. The Republicans are an unhappy coalition of social conservatives, nativists, and populists. The transformation is complete. DR -> RD

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Trump Tailgate party:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kj-9yfiz-k

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
The way he looked at those hands thrust at him, he might really be a germophobe like Jeb says.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Dalael posted:

Nah.. I think he meant to say that she is now polling 9 points more than Sanders nationally. As you can't see, she can't be stopped from sliding down the polls.

No, what I was saying is that Democrats like Hillary and her winning the nomination isn't going to have them spitting nails mad over what the establishment has foisted upon them. I really don't understand why it's so hard to understand that Hillary is, overall, liked within the party, even if you or I aren't huge fans.

Whether Bernie or Hillary win, within 2 weeks of winning they'll have around 90% or higher favorability with Democrats.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Gyges posted:

No, what I was saying is that Democrats like Hillary and her winning the nomination isn't going to have them spitting nails mad over what the establishment has foisted upon them. I really don't understand why it's so hard to understand that Hillary is, overall, liked within the party, even if you or I aren't huge fans.

Whether Bernie or Hillary win, within 2 weeks of winning they'll have around 90% or higher favorability with Democrats.

Watching the Democratic establishment fall in line behind Bernie would be a sight to see.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Hodgepodge posted:

Yeah, those Japanese, always crowding people in negotiations :psyduck:

Is it just me, or would Trump be a bull in the china shop (no pun intended) trying to actually negotiate jack poo poo? It's not like American diplomats need to be more pushy and aggressive.

I'm pretty sure to Trump negotiation means:
"here is the deal, sign it or gently caress off"

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Pohl posted:

I'm pretty sure to Trump negotiation means:
"here is the deal, sign it or gently caress off"

and then going bankrupt anyways

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
President Trump will be such an amazing coda to the Obama presidency. Almost entirely opposite personalities.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Abner Cadaver II posted:

and then going bankrupt anyways

because, not anyways, because.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Jewel Repetition posted:

The way he looked at those hands thrust at him, he might really be a germophobe like Jeb says.

He admitted something like it. He said in one of his speeches a few weeks back he doesn't like people touching him. That's not necessarily germ motivated, but either way it's functionally equivalent for a politician.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

XK posted:

He admitted something like it. He said in one of his speeches a few weeks back he doesn't like people touching him. That's not necessarily germ motivated, but either way it's functionally equivalent for a politician.

How many presidents have we had who didn't like shaking hands?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Ben Carson really stepped in it with this one:

GOP candidate Ben Carson says he probably wouldn't have shot Michael Brown

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
first campaign gear seen live in person today: a make america great hat on an old on the northeast regional towards DC this afternoon

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Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Jewel Repetition posted:

How many presidents have we had who didn't like shaking hands?

Probably all of them. Especially after McKinley.

Except maybe Bill. Slick Willy seemed to love him some glad handing. And McDonalds. Glad handing and McDonalds. And the ladies.

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