The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

It's from Sweden.

I am all about the King Harold's now.

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:51

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

BigDave posted:

I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

Billy Beer! We elected the wrong Carter.

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# ? Sep 13, 2015 03:06

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

BigDave posted:

I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.

I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 03:09

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 03:36

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.

We were sitting in CharlieFoxtrot's car eating packets of mustard. You happy now?

# ? Sep 13, 2015 04:39

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Root Bear posted:

We were sitting in CharlieFoxtrot's car eating packets of mustard. You happy now?

Now, would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!

# ? Sep 13, 2015 04:43

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

The SituAsian posted:

And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat (for meat!)
And milk (and milk!)
From 1984!

# ? Sep 13, 2015 05:59

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

mrfart posted:

Now, would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!

You have chosen no, meaning you have committed a crime but don't want to confess. A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 07:20

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat (for meat!)
And milk (and milk!)
From 1984!

Sure, it's not 1984 now, but who knows what the future might bring?

# ? Sep 13, 2015 07:23

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Monday_ posted:

Sure, it's not 1984 now, but who knows what the future might bring?

# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:10

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

The SituAsian posted:

# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:44

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

After The War posted:

Fudd me.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:57

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Can I have it in a clean glass?

# ? Sep 13, 2015 18:01

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.

Thanks. Is just brown & water.

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Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

jscolon2.0 posted:

Thanks. Is just brown & water.

Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!

# ? Sep 13, 2015 20:10

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Root Bear posted:

Can I have it in a clean glass?

Here you are, YOUR MAJESTYYYY

# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:25

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

Skeesix posted:

Here you are, YOUR MAJESTYYYY

All hail King Homer

# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:32

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

Here you are, YOUR MAJESTYYYY

She's a queen of the harpies! Queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, your majesty!!!

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Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

Baka-nin posted:

All hail King Homer

Did you get a haircut or something?

# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:00

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Baka-nin posted:

All hail King Homer

You look a little different, Baka-nin.... did you get a new avatar or something?

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Baka-nin posted:

All hail King Homer

# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:31

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Ooh, lunchtime!

# ? Sep 13, 2015 23:36

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Deviant posted:

Ooh, lunchtime!

# ? Sep 14, 2015 02:16

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

Tɦɪƨ ƨυɪƭ ƅυɾɲƨ ƅєƭƭєɾ... ʅơơƙ!

# ? Sep 14, 2015 02:32

Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Tɦɪƨ ƨυɪƭ ƅυɾɲƨ ƅєƭƭєɾ... ʅơơƙ!

Regally, the rock gem is Lisa.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 03:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Tɦɪƨ ƨυɪƭ ƅυɾɲƨ ƅєƭƭєɾ... ʅơơƙ!

# ? Sep 14, 2015 03:43

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

You look a little different, Baka-nin.... did you get a new avatar or something?

Probably misses his old glasses.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 03:48

Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Huh?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 03:56

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mooseontheloose posted:

Huh?

CHECK BURNS' SUIT! :argh:

# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

Probably misses his old glasses.

I am a new tie wearink.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:40

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Jerusalem posted:

I am a new tie wearink.

No bowl, stick, stick!

# ? Sep 14, 2015 05:53

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Luigi Thirty posted:

No bowl, stick, stick!

Sticking together is what good waffles do :shobon:

Anyway, the waffle iron's in the shop......

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:01

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

Sticking together is what good waffles do

Anyway, the waffle iron's in the shop......

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:20

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Sticking together is what good waffles do

Anyway, the waffle iron's in the shop......

The perfect chance to make my patented, space-age out-of-this-world moon waffles!

# ? Sep 14, 2015 06:55

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

No bowl, stick, stick!

Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:10

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Jerusalem posted:

Arr, 'tis some kind of treasure map!

# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:16

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

mrfart posted:

Arr, 'tis some kind of treasure map!

You idiot, you can't read.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 10:25

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

IMJack posted:

The perfect chance to make my patented, space-age out-of-this-world moon waffles!

Did you have the same dream with the backwards talking and the flaming cards?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 11:17

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

mrfart posted:

Arr, 'tis some kind of treasure map!

The child has already solved the puzzle. The answer is: "Fries"

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:51

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Root Bear posted:

The child has already solved the puzzle. The answer is: "Fries"

I appreciate the thought but my pen won't write on this. How am I supposed to do the Junior Jumble?

# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:13

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