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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
No one said it was a perfect language. He said it was God's langugage. I believe it is too.

I believe Adam spoke english, God spoke english, and everyone's language was confused at the Tower of Bable. Only when God's complete revelation comes to man do we come back to his holy language again.

Do I have any proof for this? Nope. Does it really matter? Nope.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Homosexuality is a result of demon possession, plain and simple. Animals can be possessed as we know from the incident with Jesus and the demons who begged to be let into the grazing swine.

If animals can be possessed, it's logical to assume they would fall prey to demon influence in this regard.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Which religion should I join?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

one of the smarmy nerd ones.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gamergate

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzVPyWe4xbM

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

Volume posted:

Do I have any proof for this? Nope. Does it really matter? Nope.

Religious thinking in a nutshell.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Volume posted:

I promise you, those of you who are Christians and don't care about soul-winning, that you will hate yourself in eternity. When you see Christians like me (and I say this humbly by God's grace alone) relishing in the presence of thousands of souls who were saved through my soul-winning efforts, and you had no souls saved at all. You will feel ashamed.

Amish Paradise was supposed to be a parody

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The agenda of the worlds elite is to usher us into a new age. A age in where Gods perfect will and design is circumvented by science and gender confusion. These three agendas are heavily propagated into the lexicon of the people. Brainwashed and programmed into subconsciously even out right aligning with their agenda. Remember this is a trick of the enemy. No matter how it’s packaged it goes against Gods design for his people. #transhumanism #cloning

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpRbtq2e0S0

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Pastor Fred Phelps comes a whole lot closer to being right than MOST pastors in America today, i.e., concerning his fierce stand against homosexuality in America. Would to God that more pastors CARED about the deplorable spiritual condition of the United States. The average American today has waxed sinfully proud, spoiled, and indifferent concerning evil. You can't tell most Americans the truth nowadays, because they either flare up in hostility and rage or could care less. Many Americans have become intolerant and hostile towards the truth. A soon to be released Walt Disney movie, UNDER DOG, features the motto... "One nation under dog!" BLASPHEMY!!!

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

All Dogs Go To Heaven



QED

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014


Lol



I don't understand how Christians don't recognize that the real war on Christianity is waged by capitalism and that socialism is entirely congruent with the gospel of Christ

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Britain, Ireland, Canada. etc it is now illegal and a hate crime for Christian preachers to preach that homosexuality is a sin. Our time is coming in this nation if we do not stop this nonsense at the border. And even worse it will happen that to say killing babies in the womb and harvesting their body parts for subsequent sale is sinful, will also be a hate crime. Get ready. The internment camps are coming. Sooner than you may think.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If they don't like the rules they can quit right? Isn't that what you homoatheists said from the beginning about Kim Davis? Oh Wait you're lying again about why she stopped issuing ALL marriage licenses and that was because she wanted her name removed from all homoatheists unholy shack up licenses. How many times will you post your lying propaganda?

BTW where is the law that states homoatheists have the right to marry? You don't but normal heterosexuals do because it's the LAW

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
atheists can't love someone if they can't love God. This is why they can't marry.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Volume posted:

The internment camps are coming. Sooner than you may think.

Bagsie top bunk.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

you were in a fight with a master troll

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Volume posted:

In Britain, Ireland, Canada. etc it is now illegal and a hate crime for Christian preachers to preach that homosexuality is a sin. Our time is coming in this nation if we do not stop this nonsense at the border. And even worse it will happen that to say killing babies in the womb and harvesting their body parts for subsequent sale is sinful, will also be a hate crime. Get ready. The internment camps are coming. Sooner than you may think.

this is not a warning but an exultation re the coming oblivion

they love this poo poo

getting ready for it with glee

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

That people will actually see you wearing a shirt like this and want to come up and talk to you about religion.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Top City Homo posted:

you were in a fight with a master troll



actually I just asked him "how do you know that there should be that much topsoil" and he just got really angry

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

actually I just asked him "how do you know that there should be that much topsoil" and he just got really angry

Love the 'scientific proof' experiments by creatards conducted in back yards.
Usually its 14 year old kids though, this guy must be really low on the IQ scale.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Most who claim to be Christian--are Godless pagans. Most who are Biblically Christian--are Marxist Secular Humanists. They are very ignorant of God's written word--they are not heavenly minded--they are worldly minded--they are a disgrace. They in large measure are why America is in such a terrible place now--which will become much worse.

As for the 'pastors'--most of these have not been called by God to pastor a church--and a large percentage of these are not even Biblically Christian. Many of these, e.g., Rick Warren, Rob Bell, Bill Hybels, etc.--are Godless change agents--turning people away from the Gospel.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

:psyduck::shepicide: loving shameful.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Volume posted:

Most who claim to be Christian--are Godless pagans. Most who are Biblically Christian--are Marxist Secular Humanists. They are very ignorant of God's written word--they are not heavenly minded--they are worldly minded--they are a disgrace. They in large measure are why America is in such a terrible place now--which will become much worse.

As for the 'pastors'--most of these have not been called by God to pastor a church--and a large percentage of these are not even Biblically Christian. Many of these, e.g., Rick Warren, Rob Bell, Bill Hybels, etc.--are Godless change agents--turning people away from the Gospel.

This is the best kind of Christian. FULL COMMUNISM NOW!

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Volume posted:

Most who claim to be Christian--are Godless pagans. Most who are Biblically Christian--are Marxist Secular Humanists. They are very ignorant of God's written word--they are not heavenly minded--they are worldly minded--they are a disgrace. They in large measure are why America is in such a terrible place now--which will become much worse.

As for the 'pastors'--most of these have not been called by God to pastor a church--and a large percentage of these are not even Biblically Christian. Many of these, e.g., Rick Warren, Rob Bell, Bill Hybels, etc.--are Godless change agents--turning people away from the Gospel.

this but unironically

and that tattoo is a lot cooler than many ive seen to be fair

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

actually I just asked him "how do you know that there should be that much topsoil" and he just got really angry

a schizophrenic?

on the other hand if there are people of average intelligence there has to be at least 50% of the population under that

so there is an entire legion of people incurably stupid that mimic a caricature

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
almost forgot

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Top City Homo posted:

almost forgot



At that time I was working at a place where there was one of those TV billboards across the highway from the office. It had that doomsday poster but actually counting down - it was funny as hell. I also appreciate that the silhouette dude on it looks more like he is straining with constipation over a squat toilet than he does anything else.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

CaptainSarcastic posted:

At that time I was working at a place where there was one of those TV billboards across the highway from the office. It had that doomsday poster but actually counting down - it was funny as hell. I also appreciate that the silhouette dude on it looks more like he is straining with constipation over a squat toilet than he does anything else.

i had that same idea

the dude pollinated the entire state of CA with that poo poo

a bunch of idiots lost their entire life savings and the rear end in a top hat preacher that organized this whole thing got throat cancer before he dided so he could never speak another word shortly after this happened

if thats not a sign from god dont know what is

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Top City Homo posted:

a schizophrenic?

on the other hand if there are people of average intelligence there has to be at least 50% of the population under that

no, there doesn't. if every single person in a set has an IQ of 100, then the average IQ of that set is 100.

50% of the population having sub-average intelligence and 50% having above-average intelligence is just one possible configuration that would result in the average being whatever it is

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Top City Homo posted:

almost forgot



this probably resulted in a lot of retard evangelicals losing their faith, and I'm glad of it

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Don't count on it.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Volume posted:

No one said it was a perfect language. He said it was God's langugage. I believe it is too.

I believe Adam spoke english, God spoke english, and everyone's language was confused at the Tower of Bable. Only when God's complete revelation comes to man do we come back to his holy language again.

Do I have any proof for this? Nope. Does it really matter? Nope.

No matter how bad my day gets, in the end i can look at this and say to myself "well, at least im not that guy"

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Top City Homo posted:

almost forgot



They even had these up in South Africa. It was pretty weird since they had about ten followers

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

this probably resulted in a lot of retard evangelicals losing their faith, and I'm glad of it

Being proven wrong makes their conviction stronger

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TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

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