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Narciss
Nov 29, 2004

by Cowcaster

Phlegmish posted:

Because they get to have their own black guy then.

It's actually kind of smart from an electoral point of view.

Ah yes, millions of average Americans are supporting Carson as a cynical race play

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Bob Ojeda posted:

That's a top 5 answer to a question so far this cycle

(Number one is still Walker's "no such thing as a hypothetical")

Personally, I'm a fan of Jeb!'s "We gotta let the big dogs eat" response to why we need to have huge tax cuts for the wealthy

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

AllanGordon posted:

How many weeks has trump led the polls by now?

About the same as Rick Perry in 2012.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Mitt Romney posted:

About the same as Rick Perry in 2012.

Um...no? Perry led from late August to late September. Trump's led from mid-July on to present. He's held the lead longer than Rick Perry and Herman Cain combined.

NotJesus
Jan 17, 2007

Patter Song posted:

Um...no? Perry led from late August to late September. Trump's led from mid-July on to present. He's held the lead longer than Rick Perry and Herman Cain combined.
Also, Trump already committed all the mistakes that sunk Perry's and Cain's campaigns back then... and yet he's still up there at the top of the polls.

We need to stop trying to match what is happening now to 2008 or 2012: it's a different situation, and when (if?) Trump starts going down, it will be for a different reason, too.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NotJesus posted:

Also, Trump already committed all the mistakes that sunk Perry's and Cain's campaigns back then... and yet he's still up there at the top of the polls.

We need to stop trying to match what is happening now to 2008 or 2012: it's a different situation, and when (if?) Trump starts going down, it will be for a different reason, too.

Excuse me, but I don't see Trump Pizza happening anytime soon. :colbert:

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Oh, hey, remember when I said it would be a net good for Sanders to willingly engage conservative audiences by focusing on fiscally liberal policies, that it would be a good thing for him to speak at Liberty University, and that treating The Other Side as satan incarnate only cements the impressionable within a conservative "we are under siege from all angles" mindset?

Feels good to still be right.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

NotJesus posted:

Also, Trump already committed all the mistakes that sunk Perry's and Cain's campaigns back then... and yet he's still up there at the top of the polls.

The main "mistake" that sunk Cain was four different women claiming that Cain had sexually harassed them.

NotJesus
Jan 17, 2007

Nietzschean posted:

Excuse me, but I don't see Trump Pizza happening anytime soon. :colbert:
You just know it would be the yoogest pizza with the classiest of toppings.
And then Trump would eat it with a knife and fork. :(

quote:

Um...the main "mistake" that sunk Cain was four different women claiming that Cain had sexually harassed them.
Fair enough: he's still three sexually harassed women behind Cain.

NotJesus fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Sep 13, 2015

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Zwabu posted:

I don't really understand how Carson came to be #2.



comes along bort posted:

His second residence is the Fox News studios.

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?

TheScott2K posted:

Politics isn't the World Cup you dumb motherfucker, you don't just suddenly start paying attention every four years.

Many people absolutely do.

And I'm not saying Hillary would never have amounted to anything in life without Bill, but you're kidding yourself if you think she would have become THE establishment candidate for president not just once but twice if it weren't for the association. She might be a policy wonk who has a quirky charm in private, but she has no charisma and is too cautious to have a truly innovative message.

She became a Senator immediately upon leaving the White House with the understanding that she would run for president eventually. In the Senate, she played it safe but still had the ear of the media mostly because of name recognition. She served one term then shifted to running for president. When she lost, she became Sec State as consolation and also because having her be a cabinet member meant she couldn't triangulate Obama (which she started doing as soon as she left to prepare for 2016).

She isn't a political rockstar. She's smart but on her own she is rather unremarkable as a politician.

Why half the thread is convinced she's unstoppable is bizarre.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Patter Song posted:

The main "mistake" that sunk Cain was four different women claiming that Cain had sexually harassed them.

he shuckied when he should've duckied imo

Bob Ojeda
Apr 15, 2008

I AM A WHINY LITTLE EMOTIONAL BITCH BABY WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR

IF YOU SEE ME POSTING REMIND ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

HalPhilipWalker posted:

Why half the thread is convinced she's unstoppable is bizarre.

Because every piece of conventional wisdom about American primary politics heavily points to the conclusion that she's unstoppable. Of course, it's always possible the conventional wisdom is wrong in this instance, but it's a comfortable bet.

Also I think most people would say that you're greatly overstating the importance of the email scandal and that it's way too early to say that Clinton is in a 'death spiral'. Your post just kind of had a bunch of different stupid stuff in it.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

he shuckied when he should've duckied imo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Bob Ojeda posted:

Because every piece of conventional wisdom about American primary politics heavily points to the conclusion that she's unstoppable. Of course, it's always possible the conventional wisdom is wrong in this instance, but it's a comfortable bet.

Also I think most people would say that you're greatly overstating the importance of the email scandal and that it's way too early to say that Clinton is in a 'death spiral'. Your post just kind of had a bunch of different stupid stuff in it.

because d&d posters specialize in the kind of bad predictions and punditry youd normally see on cable tv news and believe themselves to be very serious people

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

William Bear posted:

Trump is winning or within the margin of error to Carson among likely voters? And Sanders is winning or within MoE to Clinton, too?!


Now I know how Trump feels. I wish we could hold the election now. Though either way, we'd get a president who can't pronounce "huge" correctly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I8VQYgR8Kk

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Neurolimal posted:

Oh, hey, remember when I said it would be a net good for Sanders to willingly engage conservative audiences

I've only just caught up to this thread after, I poo poo you not, months of trying (the day twenty+ pages were devoted to a recursive play by play of a Trump speech was some trying poo poo, let me tell you), but was there anyone who ever really suggested otherwise? It's seemed from the get go like Sanders had nothing to gain from following the Ye Modern US Politician Handebooke, and nothing to lose from trying to be a normal human being. As soon as the Liberty event was announced, it seemed, similarly, a win-win scenario. If what everyone thinks everyone expects happens and Sanders gets drowned out by a rabid conservative audience - they look unreasonable; if what everyone individually expects happens and Sanders delivers a good talk in a civil atmosphere and attendees provide rational exit soundbytes, he looks reasonable.


Where is that clip around 26s from? It is killing me.

Habibi fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Sep 13, 2015

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Habibi posted:

I've only just caught up to this thread after, I poo poo you not, months of trying (the day twenty+ pages were devoted to a recursive play by play of a Trump speech was some trying poo poo, let me tell you), but was there anyone who ever really suggested otherwise? It's seemed from the get go like Sanders had nothing to gain from following the Ye Modern US Politician Handebooke, and nothing to lose from trying to be a normal human being. As soon as the Liberty event was announced, it seemed, similarly, a win-win scenario. If what everyone thinks everyone expects happens and Sanders gets drowned out by a rabid conservative audience - they look unreasonable; if what everyone individually expects happens and Sanders delivers a good talk in a civil atmosphere and attendees provide rational exit soundbytes, he looks reasonable.


Where is that clip around 26s from? It is killing me.

It's from his interview on on With All Due Respect.

Full interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v06ztuSoBB4

Just the monster and context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_udj4kKz8

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Jewel Repetition posted:

It's from his interview on on With All Due Respect.

Full interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v06ztuSoBB4

Just the monster and context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_udj4kKz8

I will vote for this man for every office I vote for, whether he is on the ballot out not, while he lives.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Jewel Repetition posted:

It's from his interview on on With All Due Respect.

Full interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v06ztuSoBB4

Just the monster and context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_udj4kKz8

cant wait for the attack ad where its like * monster clip 1* "socialism is bad. would YOU vote for a socialist" *monster clip 2* *fade to gray* "thats what i thought"

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

anime was right posted:

cant wait for the attack ad where its like * monster clip 1* "socialism is bad. would YOU vote for a socialist" *monster clip 2* *fade to gray* "thats what i thought"

*girl picking petals off flower*
*MONSTER CLIP*
*nuclear mushroom*

Feather
Mar 1, 2003
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

TEAYCHES posted:

because d&d posters specialize in the kind of bad predictions and punditry youd normally see on cable tv news and believe themselves to be very serious people

A thousand times, this. It's because most of SA consists of 20- and 30- something white affluent/comfortable middle-class folks who haven't ever had to exist outside their comfort zone.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Feather posted:

A thousand times, this. It's because most of SA consists of 20- and 30- something white affluent/comfortable middle-class folks who haven't ever had to exist outside their comfort zone.

heres a lesson in safe logic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

TEAYCHES posted:

because d&d posters specialize in the kind of bad predictions and punditry youd normally see on cable tv news and believe themselves to be very serious people

Hence the Sanders support.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

FAUXTON posted:

Hence the Sanders support.

you know your post makes zero sense right

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

TEAYCHES posted:

you know your post makes zero sense right

:lol:

Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

I like that Sharpton is as surprised as anyone that this picture happened.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Gyges posted:

I like that Sharpton is as surprised as anyone that this picture happened.

im dyin squirtle

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Feather posted:

A thousand times, this. It's because most of SA consists of 20- and 30- something white affluent/comfortable middle-class folks who haven't ever had to exist outside their comfort zone.

i have seen the abyss and don't want anyone else to look at it, i will fight for socialism and there's nothing anyone can do about it even you, d&d poster reading this post lol

:bernin:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Despite it being nothing new, I remain mildly surprised how drastically Sharpton's appearance has changed since he lost all that weight.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Why is this woman NOT running for the GOP nomination?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP0WtF0_jUM

Sai
Sep 20, 2004

Anal Papist posted:

I didn't believe you but we exist in a post trump world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoAiTkkl-zo
i watched the first 10 minutes and stopped becuase the writing/editing is real bad, but CGJ nails the Carson *sigh of exhaustion* voice

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Ben Carson has a movie about him???!!! Why

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rocks posted:

Ben Carson has a movie about him???!!! Why

The better question is why doesn't Trump have a movie about himself?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Despite it being nothing new, I remain mildly surprised how drastically Sharpton's appearance has changed since he lost all that weight.

You're thinking of Al Roker.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Ben Carson was doing so well...

Carson: GOP Has ‘Neglected’ African-American Communities

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

It looks like the left side of his face was sloppily trimmed out in photoshop.

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Jewel Repetition posted:

You're thinking of Al Roker.

Sharpton used to be a much heavier guy, too.

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