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Picnic Princess posted:What the hell neighbourhood is that KFC? What a dive. Bellwoods. It's otherwise a pretty nice neighborhood. 13Pandora13 posted:You should have photoshopped in tiny raccoon hands. drat IT ErIog posted:It's a reduced carb menu option. It is a dumb idea from a "how do I loving eat this" standpoint, but nutritionally it's really not as awful as people make it out to be. Maybe I'm missing something, but how is it low-carb? It's breaded and deep-fried. Also, my tummy hurts and I am crabby now.
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People would have a problem with the Double Down if it was in a bun because either: It's a buns with "cheese" and KFC jizz sauce in it or It's a bun with two lovely bits of garbage chicken, some "cheese" and KFC jizz sauce Everything about KFC is the lowest on the totem pole of mass produced mass marketed fast food, and the Double Down is taking the worst parts of their food and slamming it into your mouth.
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Sep 13, 2015 23:20
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cash crab posted:
Less ... carbs than a bun?
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Sep 13, 2015 23:22
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cash crab posted:Maybe I'm missing something, but how is it low-carb? It's breaded and deep-fried. Fat: 37 g Sat Fat: 11g Carbs:18g Protein:52g It's fairly low carb for fast food. E: Only like 11% of the calories come from carbs. Plinkey has a new favorite as of 23:27 on Sep 13, 2015 |
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Sep 13, 2015 23:23
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I had a double down when they first came out and your experience was similar. Eating one is so messy it makes you feel worse about your choice.
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Sep 13, 2015 23:25
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Plinkey posted:Fat: 37 g Okay, but ostensibly, the only reason you'd be concerned about your carb intake is if you, on the most basic level, thought it would improve your health. The Double Down is not good for you on every level; nutritionally, emotionally, spiritually. I just can't really see why they would bother offering a low-carb option. If anything, I suspect the fact that it has less carbs than, say, a bun, is an auxiliary benefit, not an intended consequence.
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Sep 13, 2015 23:33
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How much of a Double Down is Salt? Gonna guess 25%
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Sep 13, 2015 23:36
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cash crab posted:Also, my tummy hurts and I am crabby now. The Double Down is the single best thing on the KFC menu  Yours was broken or something
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Sep 13, 2015 23:39
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:How much of a Double Down is Salt? 0.76% (1.88g sodium, 248g serving size)
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Sep 13, 2015 23:40
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cash crab posted:Okay, but ostensibly, the only reason you'd be concerned about your carb intake is if you, on the most basic level, thought it would improve your health. The Double Down is not good for you on every level; nutritionally, emotionally, spiritually. I just can't really see why they would bother offering a low-carb option. If anything, I suspect the fact that it has less carbs than, say, a bun, is an auxiliary benefit, not an intended consequence. You should read the low carb thread from a few years ago in YLLS to figure out the mind set. People were literally eating beef fat out of cups because 'hey no carbs!'. Yeah, it's not good for you at all and not the way to do it but people get into this weird state of mind when doing low carb and eat all kinds of poo poo just because 'hey no carbs!'. BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:How much of a Double Down is Salt? I closed the window, but I think right around 2 grams.
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Sep 13, 2015 23:41
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Plinkey posted:You should read the low carb thread from a few years ago in YLLS to figure out the mind set. People were literally eating beef fat out of cups because 'hey no carbs!'. Yeah, it's not good for you at all and not the way to do it but people get into this weird state of mind when doing low carb and eat all kinds of poo poo just because 'hey no carbs!'.  What the gently caress, man.
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Sep 13, 2015 23:42
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cash crab posted:
Pork Rind Breaded Fried Chicken:  Fat Cup (those aren't crackers):  Burger Made "Healthy":  Someone's dinner:  Another Healthy Dinner:  quote:A quick summary of this thread: I think it gets good around page 225. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3407406&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Plinkey has a new favorite as of 00:11 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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Sep 13, 2015 23:57
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Ugh, that 'healthy' burger. Iceberg lettuce seriously needs to be added to that bingo card, there are extremely few situations where it's more appropriate than something like romaine (and a salad shouldn't exist without at least spinach and arugula)
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Sep 14, 2015 00:17
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Plinkey posted:
Is this the thread where the one dude went to the doctor and had hellacious cholesterol and the doctor was like "What are you eating?" and the person said (beef cups and animal fats) and the doctor went  "wtf"?
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Sep 14, 2015 00:23
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I still can't wrap my head around a kfc with no chairs and one dude running the show. How common is that?
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Sep 14, 2015 00:25
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Yeah he was in his lay twenties/early thirties and his doctor placed him on statins
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Sep 14, 2015 00:26
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KakerMix posted:Is this the thread where the one dude went to the doctor and had hellacious cholesterol and the doctor was like "What are you eating?" and the person said (beef cups and animal fats) and the doctor went Yeah, they had like dangerously high cholesterol and the doctor wanted to put them on statins or something. Their response was to ask the thread and doctor shop instead of not eating literally pure fat for every meal because 'low carb is healthy!'
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Sep 14, 2015 00:27
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death .cab for qt posted:Yeah he was in his lay twenties/early thirties and his doctor placed him on statins Plinkey posted:Yeah, they had like dangerously high cholesterol and the doctor wanted to put them on statins or something. Their response was to ask the thread and doctor shop instead of not eating literally pure fat for every meal because 'low carb is healthy!' I love humanity we're so hosed up. At least he wasn't eating  LOOSE CORN
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Sep 14, 2015 00:28
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Plinkey posted:You should read the low carb thread from a few years ago in YLLS to figure out the mind set. People were literally eating beef fat out of cups because 'hey no carbs!'. Yeah, it's not good for you at all and not the way to do it but people get into this weird state of mind when doing low carb and eat all kinds of poo poo just because 'hey no carbs!'. Or it could be a form of rabbit starvation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation quote:Dr. Richardson, also, has remarked, “that when people have fed for a long time solely upon lean animal food, the desire for fat becomes so insatiable, that they can consume a large quantity of unmixed and even oily fat without nausea:” this appears to me a curious physiological fact.
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Sep 14, 2015 00:32
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Humphrey Vasel posted:I still can't wrap my head around a kfc with no chairs and one dude running the show. How common is that? Very. I'll hit the one near my apartment in Ottawa. Someone find me somethign disgusting on that menu to eat tommorow
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Sep 14, 2015 00:35
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The KFC Depression Bowl
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Sep 14, 2015 00:40
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bunnyofdoom posted:Very. I'll hit the one near my apartment in Ottawa. Someone find me somethign disgusting on that menu to eat tommorow Make sure you get the one with loose corn. 
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Sep 14, 2015 00:46
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bunnyofdoom posted:Very. I'll hit the one near my apartment in Ottawa. Someone find me somethign disgusting on that menu to eat tommorow No, no. Do this:   It's available here.
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Sep 14, 2015 00:50
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cash crab posted:No, no. Do this: Can;t find any close to my apartment, and for some reason they don't do delivery
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Sep 14, 2015 00:58
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Have you had a pizza with bacon on it? Congratulations, you know what that pizza tastes like. They put a piece of bacon around the outside of the crust in the pan before they bake it. Jesus Christ you people are weird pussies about food.
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Sep 14, 2015 01:00
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Efexeye posted:Have you had a pizza with bacon on it? Congratulations, you know what that pizza tastes like. They put a piece of bacon around the outside of the crust in the pan before they bake it. Jesus Christ you people are weird pussies about food. I'm sorry, I just thought it'd be sort of gluttonous and not very good tbh
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Sep 14, 2015 01:10
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Efexeye posted:Have you had a pizza with bacon on it? Congratulations, you know what that pizza tastes like. They put a piece of bacon around the outside of the crust in the pan before they bake it. Jesus Christ you people are weird pussies about food. It's not just food.
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Sep 14, 2015 01:11
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moving the topping from the top to the side is gluttonous? what if i make a hamburger - get this- WITH THE CHEESE INSIDE THE PATTY>?!~?! loving gross man!
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Sep 14, 2015 01:14
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Efexeye posted:Have you had unidentifiable grey mush? Congratulations, you know what that mush tastes like. They put a piece of mush around the outside of the plate in the pan before they ate it. Jesus Christ you people are weird pussies about food. 
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Efexeye posted:moving the topping from the top to the side is gluttonous? what if i make a hamburger - get this- WITH THE CHEESE INSIDE THE PATTY>?!~?! loving gross man! If it's that one burger someone posted earlier that had bloody cheese then might be loving gross
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Sep 14, 2015 01:17
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Plinkey posted:
And bread dreams, don't forget about the bread dreams.
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Sep 14, 2015 01:19
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KakerMix posted:If it's that one burger someone posted earlier that had bloody cheese then might be loving gross its almost like taste is subjective but yeah id agree eating that raw-rear end burger would be gross. lots of people like steak tartare, though, so who the gently caress am i to criticize it
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Sep 14, 2015 01:19
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NO FUN ALLOWED   e:  vvv: I forgot, that needs to be postponed for a few weeks because I forgot that I don't actually own a microwave and I am still working on the whole getting a job thing.
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Sep 14, 2015 01:25
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13Pandora13 posted:You should have photoshopped in tiny raccoon hands. Despite any information contrary, I'm still expecting that candy mix video is going to be a cgi raccoon mixing and cooking stuff like this is Ratatouille.
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Sep 14, 2015 01:25
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Efexeye posted:lots of people like steak tartare, though There's a big difference between a fresh cut of meat that had its ends cut off seconds before being ground in a sanitized machine, and random $4/lb bulk-ground beef that was sitting on a store shelf for days. I like my steaks anywhere from rare to blue, but no way in hell am I getting a burger cooked any lighter than medium well
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Sep 14, 2015 01:26
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I'll eat this one, you guys go on ahead
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Sep 14, 2015 01:30
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Efexeye posted:its almost like taste is subjective but yeah id agree eating that raw-rear end burger would be gross. lots of people like steak tartare, though, so who the gently caress am i to criticize it stop making jokes at the expense of that disgusting looking food!!! there are starving children in africa! GOOOONS!!!!
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Sep 14, 2015 01:30
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Haha, there is so much going on in the background.
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Sep 14, 2015 01:41
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Efexeye posted:Have you had a pizza with bacon on it? Congratulations, you know what that pizza tastes like. They put a piece of bacon around the outside of the crust in the pan before they bake it. Jesus Christ you people are weird pussies about food. Hahaha, yeah man, we know how food is always a 1:1 in appearance on the poster compared to when you actually get your hands on it amirite?    Boy oh boy, don't those real pictures of the advertised food look as tasty as the marketed version! 
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cash crab posted:Anti-Food Porn Field Trip: Dare To Dream (KFC's Double Down) Amazing. Utterly amazing. Also I am soul crushed the world will be devoid of litters of junk food eating raccoon's. Alternate Theory: The power of the very wet Double Down sauce is working. Your genetic structure is being altered to produce more Double Downs. 
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