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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Xand_Man posted:

Because he's hoping to 'stand his ground' against any minorities who try to take his stuff.
IIRC there are more white people total on food stamps than minorities, so in these areas that are mostly white poor people it'd just be Bobby Joe come over to steal his poo poo. Who is probably also armed :v:

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
"genitalia registered" would be a good username.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"
I'm sure Kim Davis will keep her martyr status among Freep. They can trot her out when they need an example of the LIEbareAll media/activist judges oppressing Christians. To her credit she's done more for their bigoted cause than all their current political figureheads.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

SwitchbladeKult posted:

I'm sure Kim Davis will keep her martyr status among Freep. They can trot her out when they need an example of the LIEbareAll media/activist judges oppressing Christians. To her credit she's done more for their bigoted cause than all their current political figureheads.

I can't find anything about it but I did find this. She's back to work

quote:

issuing marriage licenses to sodomites in KY is a violation of the Constitution of the commonwealth of Kentucky.

Kim was right to deny them, she simply didn't seem to know that it was against the law.

That's what happens why we put, into office, buffons who take an oath to something they don't read.
7 posted on 9/14/2015, 8:32:11 AM by The_Republic_Of_Maine (I have no idea why anyone, in their right mind, would go into Portland, ME.)
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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
FReep evidently has taken Huckabee's completely bass-ackwards interpretation of the SCOTUS decision to heart.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

DemeaninDemon posted:

I can't find anything about it but I did find this. She's back to work

Do these guys not know what the supremacy clause is or what?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Do these guys not know what the supremacy clause is or what?

No actually they do not.

Lawnie
Sep 6, 2006

That is my helmet
Give it back
you are a lion
It doesn't even fit
Grimey Drawer

SwitchbladeKult posted:

I'm sure Kim Davis will keep her martyr status among Freep. They can trot her out when they need an example of the LIEbareAll media/activist judges oppressing Christians. To her credit she's done more for their bigoted cause than all their current political figureheads.

Well, she's also a democrat. The false flag narratives have thusly written themselves.

Badera
Jan 30, 2012

Student Brian Boyko has lost faith in America.

quote:

The way Hillary & Leftist womyn think, every hetero male will have to have his genitalia registered as an “assault weapon”. This of course would have to include a registration number permanently applied to the weapon itself ... the number could be used on “consent” documents signed and notarized before sex .... or provided to police in the event of an “assault” as defined by the womyn herself. Women engaging in risky or promiscuous sex could keep a log book of registrations numbers - would greatly cut down on the number of DNA tests required to prove who sired their illegitimate kids and also who is exposed to/spreadinng STDs. Compliance would be legally mandated ... so of course, the criminal element (and baby daddies whose numerous illegitimate kids are on Welfare) would not comply, but all the law abiding men would. If caught out of compliance, actual neutering the operation of such a dangerous weapon could be ordered by the court. If Hilly was fair about it, getting a registration number and the actual registration paperwork would be covered at no cost under Obamacare.

22 posted on 9/14/2015, 11:00:58 AM by Qiviut (Stand up for Jesus, ye soldiers of the cross; lift high his royal banner, it must not loss)
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:stare:
You can practically hear the spittle hitting the monitor as Qiviut rages incoherently, not having come within arm's length of a woman in 28 years...

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Imagine finding a US Ambassador at a US Embassy. Truly only the most devious espionage could have uncovered this.

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
US politics now follow E/N Bullshit rules. You cannot propose a new law unless you compare the plight of the people the law will affect to that of a Darfur war orphan.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Do these guys not know what the supremacy clause is or what?

Considering I've seen Freeper endorsements of efforts to declare Christianity the state religion of various states: no, no they do not.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
Heh, the same argument against arming the people's army to oust Assad is being applied against the refugees: they're all ISIS, all of them! Even that baby is ISIS!

kik2dagroin posted:

Here’s a tip: No more EBT, WIC, section 8 or Medicare.

People will want to work — just to live.


8 posted on 9/12/2015, 12:20:52 PM by BenLurkin

I can guarantee that at least half the Freep members are on public assistance or are eligible for it. Over half the country has some form of benefits and nearly every single able-bodied person is employed: the private sector pays its workers so poorly that they would literally starve without food stamps. Those are the people that make the company profitable, not the idiot execs that add literally nothing to the company (a local retailer credits one person with the "big foot program," a snazzy term for nothing other than moving men's shoes to a separate section, that's it, that's his Big Idea).

Post 9-11 User fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Sep 15, 2015

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I'm totally cool with mandatory vas deferens valves.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Post 9-11 User posted:

I can guarantee that at least half the Freep members are on public assistance or are eligible for it. Over half the country has some form of benefits and nearly every single able-bodied person is employed: the private sector pays its workers so poorly that they would literally starve without food stamps. Those are the people that make the company profitable, not the idiot execs that add literally nothing to the company (a local retailer credits one person with the "big foot program," a snazzy term for nothing other than moving men's shoes to a separate section, that's it, that's his Big Idea).

Only moral X is my X.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


TheMaskedChemist posted:

I don't see a dilemma, have the anchor baby so you can get all those awesome illegal-only benefits, THEN kill it for Moloch.

But nobody cares if you kill a baby after it's born.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Post 9-11 User posted:

I can guarantee that at least half the Freep members are on public assistance or are eligible for it. Over half the country has some form of benefits and nearly every single able-bodied person is employed: the private sector pays its workers so poorly that they would literally starve without food stamps. Those are the people that make the company profitable, not the idiot execs that add literally nothing to the company (a local retailer credits one person with the "big foot program," a snazzy term for nothing other than moving men's shoes to a separate section, that's it, that's his Big Idea).

Makes you wonder how capitalism made it this far.

Pity Party Animal
Jul 23, 2006

SwitchbladeKult posted:

Makes you wonder how capitalism made it this far.

The Russians hosed up Communism.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Lu Yan posted:

The Russians Everyone hosed up Communism.

AShamefulDisplay
Jun 30, 2013

SwitchbladeKult posted:

Makes you wonder how capitalism made it this far.

Hundreds of years of endless bloodhsed.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

AShamefulDisplay posted:

Hundreds of years of endless bloodhsed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X1xRFYwztE

Skip to 0:37

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

DemeaninDemon posted:

I can't find anything about it but I did find this. She's back to work

I'm still waiting for them to quote the exact line where it says gays can't get married. The exact loving line. not some pseudo philosophical bullshit, the exact loving line.
Course i'm still waiting for them to point out the same where it says everyone has to be Christian

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Do these guys not know what the supremacy clause is or what?

They don't listen to hip-hop.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Do these guys not know what the supremacy clause is or what?
Only the white one.

The_Raven
Jul 2, 2004

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

They don't listen to hip-hop.

One of my favorite throwaway lines of all time.

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
Limbaugh: Fiorina Draws Asignment to Take Down Trump

OP posted:

Posted on 9/15/2015, 10:23:29 AM by ifinnegan

No link, Rush just said it.

He said he hears that iCarly has been given the assignment by the RNC to take down Trump. Presumably in the CNN debate tomorrow. That's the reason she was added to the program at the last second.

Rush meandered in to this after talking about Prince Rebus and how he doesn't even know the RNC Chairman.

quote:

To: ifinnegan
Hope Trump is listening to today’s program - if not, someone needs to tweet him and give him the heads up.


3 posted on 9/15/2015, 10:24:40 AM by Catsrus (Trump/Cruz - the only 2 worth voting for. I callz 'em as I seez 'em.)
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quote:

To: Catsrus
Done... I just tweeted him.


12 posted on 9/15/2015, 10:29:26 AM by kjam22 (my music video "If My People" at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74b20RjILy4)
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Because I guess Trump needs some angry old racist folks to tell him the Republicans want to knock him out of the race :shrug:

Totes not sexist guys

quote:

To: ifinnegan
How Trump handles this is going to be VERY interesting. I personally expect he’ll find some deft way to deal with it. Unfortunately for Carly, I suspect everyone watching the debate is going to see “that face” Trump referred to (and the comment had nothing to do with wrinkles, physical beauty or lack thereof) .... it’s going to hurt her when folks say “oh yeah ... I do see what Trump was talking about!” If Carly is smart, she’ll stick to her policies and views and ignore trying to score points off of Trump. CNN should be called out on their attempts to provoke attacks between the candidates during the debates.


23 posted on 9/15/2015, 10:33:04 AM by Qiviut (Stand up for Jesus, ye soldiers of the cross; lift high his royal banner, it must not loss)
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quote:

To: Kenny
She’s an ugly idiot that should be kissing shillary’s you know what!!!!!!!!!!!!!


24 posted on 9/15/2015, 10:33:14 AM by HarleyLady27 ("Go TRUMP 2016!!! All the Way to the White House!!!)
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quote:

To: ifinnegan
Just like the GOPe - sending a girl to do a man’s job.


33 posted on 9/15/2015, 10:38:37 AM by circlecity
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quote:

To: ifinnegan
she belives in global warming...

she wants to expand H1b

she is married to an ATT executive who is “invisible”

she was voted worst CEO EVER

now she declared herself the feminist candidate. (feminism is about ugly women)


77 posted on 9/15/2015, 11:06:04 AM by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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quote:

To: vette6387
The GOP elite have proven time and again that they will DO ANYTHING to squash any non-establishment candidates. Including working with democrats, or changing the districts or changing party voting rules etc.

All of you Trump haters, please understand that the GOP will not let Cruz or Walker go to the nomination. They will lie and cheat until Jeb or whoever the number 2 crony is in place for the nomination.

Trump is the only one powerful enough to break through the GOP shenanigans. He will have a tough battle but I think he can break through. His positions have been questionable in the past but please consider him as a good gamble because I truly think he will do good for America.

Will he undo Obamacare? I think so. Will we still have legal abortion? Yes we will but Reagan wasn’t able to do away with that either. Will we have common core under Trump? Probably not. Will the border be closed and aliens deported? YES. Will we have less PC? HELL YES!


46 posted on 9/15/2015, 10:45:07 AM by bigtoona (Lose on amnesty, socialism cemented in place forever. Trump is the only hope.)
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Unironically this

quote:

To: ifinnegan
Prediction.
Carly will make some lame criticism about Trump being anti woman.

Trump will respond by saying that Carly was "terrible" at HP.

Issues related to conservatism, liberty and the Constitution will be ignored.

51 posted on 9/15/2015, 10:47:12 AM by FreeReign
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Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Not gonna be sad if Carly is feed into the Trump Tree Shredder.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
Having iCarly face the Trumpocalypse would make the debate worth it. Especially since it'd probably result in a further drop for Walker and Jeb?! to the point that maybe they'd get cut from future debates.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
It's her chance to try out for the VP slot by seeing if she can bait Trump into going too far.

Scooby Doo had better plans, but it's not like the GOP is losing anything if Carly falls flat on her face.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Yes! Eat your own you poo poo heels!

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

Post 9-11 User posted:

I can guarantee that at least half the Freep members are on public assistance or are eligible for it. Over half the country has some form of benefits and nearly every single able-bodied person is employed: the private sector pays its workers so poorly that they would literally starve without food stamps. Those are the people that make the company profitable, not the idiot execs that add literally nothing to the company (a local retailer credits one person with the "big foot program," a snazzy term for nothing other than moving men's shoes to a separate section, that's it, that's his Big Idea).

Yeah, most of them are on the dole, but they hate being on the dole - like, legitimately. It's a source of mental anguish for a lot of them because they've been brought up to think that they can Make It Big if they Just Try Hard Enough, and that getting help from others is shameful. The idea that they should have a basic right to things like food, water and housing, that the collective community in whatever form it takes (the State, w/e) providing these things is a Good Thing, simply does not register.

If you are poor, the problem must lie with you, not the system. It's The Lie that underpins all of Freep.

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

Trump doesn't follow Freep dogma on abortion:
"Oh well, even Reagan (pbuh) couldn't get rid of that so no big deal"

Fiorina doesn't follow Freep dogma on climate change:
"BURN THE WITCH!!!"

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

letthereberock posted:

Trump doesn't follow Freep dogma on abortion:
"Oh well, even Reagan (pbuh) couldn't get rid of that so no big deal"

Fiorina doesn't follow Freep dogma on climate change:
"BURN THE WITCH!!!"

One has a penis here.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

kik2dagroin posted:

Unironically this

It's interesting because if Carly could bait him into attacking her on her business record she could turn that around and just lay out every massive business failure that Trump's been involved in

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

QwertyAsher posted:

It's interesting because if Carly could bait him into attacking her on her business record she could turn that around and just lay out every massive business failure that Trump's been involved in

Yeah, just caught some news articles about Trump University. I think a crack team of interns has been handed a bunch of shovels and told to start finding the half-buried bodies stashed behind the casino.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

quote:

To: Kenny
She’s an ugly idiot that should be kissing shillary’s you know what!!!!!!!!!!!!!


24 posted on 9/15/2015, 10:33:14 AM by HarleyLady27 ("Go TRUMP 2016!!! All the Way to the White House!!!)
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dalereed parachute account?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



baw posted:

dalereed parachute account?

quote:

To: Kenny
She’s an ugly idiot that should be kissing shillary’s you know what!!!!!!!!!!!!!


24 posted on 9/15/2015, 10:33:14 AM by HarleyLady27 ("Go TRUMP 2016!!! All the Way to the White House!!!)
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Maybe a kindred spirit, but dalereed needs no parachute account. People hide from him by laying down in the street and dying, not the other way around.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

baw posted:

dalereed parachute account?

Dale Reed needs no wimpy parachutes or seatbelts. Just some cool unfiltered cigarettes, a hot rod, and some cans of American beer.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

OAquinas posted:

Dale Reed needs no wimpy parachutes or seatbelts. Just some cool unfiltered cigarettes, a hot rod, and some cans of American beer piss and motor oil.

FTFY

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Lmao, someone warn trump carly fiorina is going to attack him! Please someone get this message to him we're his only hope!

No wonder they think theyre still a manority, they're pretending the freep forum is the plane from Langoliers.

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