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Home school them on a boat? Lookit this guy over here who doesn't know about Breaker High.
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hi this made me lol for real
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Sep 13, 2015 18:18
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Pick posted:chapter 2 please Pretty much just read this: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/goofus-gallant-rashomon
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Sep 13, 2015 20:20
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i was listening to this when i scrolled past this image https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_vLO6tBRL0 so no, i guess
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Sep 13, 2015 20:28
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Maxwells Demon posted:Pretty much just read this: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/goofus-gallant-rashomon No steamy romance, 0/10
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Sep 14, 2015 00:09
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just find+replace your favorite gay sex story.
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Sep 14, 2015 00:48
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quote:Think of your relationship as a threesome with Christ at the center
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Sep 14, 2015 02:38
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SnowblindFatal posted:"if Jesus has not made his second coming yet, your pastor can fill in for the role" If Jesus has his second coming before we have our first, he's not invited back.
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Sep 14, 2015 04:06
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OP I was wondering if these books said anything about appropriate careers or suggestions for work in life? I can just see them advocating for pastorship/proselytizing/missionary work and rejecting scientific or academic careers. Is there anything like this?
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Sep 14, 2015 15:16
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I distinctly recall that Being A Good Wife is the best any woman can aspire to. So, marrying a senator was a commonly cited goal for the girls in my homeschool group. for guys, being a Pastor or Missionary, or a Godly Politician.
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Sep 14, 2015 15:51
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Here's a fun clip from the film that shows religious home school kids learning science. Pro click imho. Kid with the bad ponytail doesn't seem like he really buys it. Cool kid, maybe. e. And why doesn't God ever want these women to exercise? Is it because it's hard or something? LargeHadron fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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Sep 14, 2015 16:14
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KnifeWrench posted:If Jesus has his second coming before we have our first, he's not invited back. Dude's got a 2000+ year refractory period, I don't think it's going to be much of an issue.
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Sep 14, 2015 16:43
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every time i see the good music boy i just think of kanye
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Sep 14, 2015 18:35
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Lil Peeler posted:OP I was wondering if these books said anything about appropriate careers or suggestions for work in life? I can just see them advocating for pastorship/proselytizing/missionary work and rejecting scientific or academic careers. Is there anything like this? There is a brief section on career paths where they list possible jobs fields:   There are a few paragraphs later that delve more into mission work and jobs where you learn as you go (like chef work, factory work, retail). But that's about it.
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Sep 14, 2015 19:34
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Toriori posted:is homeschooling always this religious?? I was seriously under the idea that homeschooling was for people who wanted their child to learn in a way that isn't as restrictive to public schools. I'd say the majority of it probably is at this point because of Fundamentalist/Evangelical Christian paranoia ramping up the demand for the homeschooling books. I have come across some homeschoolers who are doing it for either 'Live off the Grid/Stick it to the Man", "Don't want Big Government turning my kid into a Corporate Drone", and "Pagan Persecution" reasons. Last homeschooled I shared a college class with always had to bring up she was homeschooled because of pagan beliefs, she had trouble putting together a basic paragraph and doing any assignments that weren't handled on a computer.
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Sep 14, 2015 19:37
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English, history, science, Bible, economics
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Sep 14, 2015 20:39
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where do esports fit into gods plan????
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Sep 14, 2015 21:10
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Religious poo poo aside, can we admit that they're trying really hard to educate those fuckers? Cpr career goals social and physical hygiene. This poo poo is comprehensive. Bet my internet they have a great intro to finances section
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Sep 14, 2015 22:21
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Jesus is lord and he invokes the right of prima nocta
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Sep 14, 2015 22:28
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phuqueyoo posted:Religious poo poo aside, can we admit that they're trying really hard to educate those fuckers? Cpr career goals social and physical hygiene. This poo poo is comprehensive. Bet my internet they have a great intro to finances section They actually do have a financial section. They even have a "how to hold a parliamentary meeting" chapter at the very back of the book. It's really the only textbook anyone needs ever.
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Sep 14, 2015 22:51
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Are there any goons (or people goons know) who were homeschooled for purely academic and not ideological/religious reasons? Are they as horribly maladjusted as the religiously homeschooled?
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Sep 14, 2015 23:16
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21 might be a bit awkward if you don't think global warming is real/the earth is 6000 years old. Good thing they didn't list geology or paleontology.
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Sep 14, 2015 23:47
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P-Mack posted:Are there any goons (or people goons know) who were homeschooled for purely academic and not ideological/religious reasons? Are they as horribly maladjusted as the religiously homeschooled? Of the couple of homeschooled people I have met, none were homeschooled for religious reasons. And only one was slightly maladjusted, the rest were fine.
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Sep 14, 2015 23:56
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ghosthorse posted:21 might be a bit awkward if you don't think global warming is real/the earth is 6000 years old. Good thing they didn't list geology or paleontology. I work in forestry, and work closely with a guy who is a young earth creationist. We just don't talk about it, and it seems to work out just fine.
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Sep 14, 2015 23:59
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cheetah7071 posted:I work in forestry, and work closely with a guy who is a young earth creationist. We just don't talk about it, and it seems to work out just fine. Not real surprising honestly, people who are naturally inclined to miss the forest for the trees don't really have to change their beliefs on the forest if the trees they're looking at right now aren't burning down. It only gets awkward when their tress start burning down and they ask about where the fire came from.
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Sep 15, 2015 00:34
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Toriori posted:is homeschooling always this religious?? I was seriously under the idea that homeschooling was for people who wanted their child to learn in a way that isn't as restrictive to public schools.  So about two-thirds cite religious instruction as one reason, but only 16% cite it as the most important one. My wife and I have considered homeschooling our son. If we end up in a school district with good public schools I imagine we won't, but if we did we'd be very careful to provide plenty of opportunities for socializing. Really I think the reason so many homeschooled kids end up messed up socially is because of the religious/scared-of-the-outside-world bent of the parents. Plus you have to figure in it's not like kids who did go to public school don't have their fair share of weirdos. For example, I went to public school and I didn't even go on a date until I was 22 because I was a socially inept King Nerd. Cicero fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Sep 15, 2015 |
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Sep 15, 2015 01:36
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mdm posted:dude with the brown hair knows how to party He kinda looks like Butt-Head
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Sep 15, 2015 02:50
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P-Mack posted:Are there any goons (or people goons know) who were homeschooled for purely academic and not ideological/religious reasons? Are they as horribly maladjusted as the religiously homeschooled? Someone I went to college with was homeschooled so he could be free to pursue his own interests and complete work at his own pace. He's very smart, but you can kind of tell by looking at him and sometimes from how he acts that he wasn't heavily socialized as a child. He dresses kind of awkwardly and wears his hair in a particularly nerdy style. He's also very introverted and if you make rude jokes or commit petty crimes in his presence he gets very offended.
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Sep 15, 2015 03:05
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I wouldn't like it if you committed petty crimes in my presence either. I mean, Jesus, just try to dream big for once in your life.
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Sep 15, 2015 03:22
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El_Elegante posted:I wouldn't like it if you committed petty crimes in my presence either. also for gods sake put my ashtray back I saw you take it
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Sep 15, 2015 03:23
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P-Mack posted:Are there any goons (or people goons know) who were homeschooled for purely academic and not ideological/religious reasons? Are they as horribly maladjusted as the religiously homeschooled? I've actually never met religiously motivated homeschool kids. I know some that started out homeschooled and transitioned to public school, and vice versa. I can say without a doubt the ones that started in public school were much more socially adjusted. I also knew a bunch of kids that grew up in a hippy community that had their own school. Classes were optional and most of them spent their time hitting each other with sticks. It comes as no surprise that by the time they joined public schools they couldn't really do basic math or write/spell worth a poo poo. Socially, it was a mix of normal kids and weirdos, so I guess it's not as bad as it could be.
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Sep 15, 2015 05:55
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they are right, the best thing to do on a first date is discuss politics and religion 
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Sep 15, 2015 07:10
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Awesome Welles posted:where do esports fit into gods plan????
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Sep 15, 2015 07:50
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AWarmBody posted:There is a brief section on career paths where they lost possible jobs fields: Surprisingly devoid of religious rhetoric.
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Sep 15, 2015 07:53
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I had a coworker who was homeschooled in super rural Canada with her 4 sisters... then she joined the military fresh out of school. Social interactions were painfully awkward. We lolled at her misery.
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Sep 15, 2015 08:00
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Male Tears posted:Someone I went to college with was homeschooled so he could be free to pursue his own interests and complete work at his own pace. He's very smart, but you can kind of tell by looking at him and sometimes from how he acts that he wasn't heavily socialized as a child. He dresses kind of awkwardly and wears his hair in a particularly nerdy style. He's also very introverted and if you make rude jokes or commit petty crimes in his presence he gets very offended. What types of petty crime and how exactly would he respond to them?
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Sep 15, 2015 11:12
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Cicero posted:No: It is pretty nontraditional to make up 5 factorial percent of something
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Sep 15, 2015 14:53
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ACRE & EQUAT posted:It is pretty nontraditional to make up 5 factorial percent of something yeah, and some of those reasons have exponents on them, what the hell??????
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Sep 15, 2015 14:55
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many johnnys posted:yeah, and some of those reasons have exponents on them, what the hell?????? You did notice the legend at the bottom that said 'interpret data with caution', right?
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Furia posted:You did notice the legend at the bottom that said 'interpret data with caution', right? Yes, of course I am aware of that. My post was a "joke" based on the post I quoted.
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