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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Grognan posted:

Camped kittycorner to that thing. Noone used it. We told people to use it though, with bullhorns.

There was a big bar camp within sight of the thing.

Edit: people would stick their fingers in it.

I'm not sure if I feel disappointment or relief.

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Chard posted:

Please read a book at some point, or at least a light magazine.



It would have to be an American one, apparently.

Honestly I thought it was a phonepost, and was just making a joke.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Chard posted:

Please read a book at some point, or at least a light magazine.



Or listen to some Longmont Potion Castle. Just catty-corner to ya, pardner

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Do you guys mean catty-corner?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

BgRdMchne posted:

Do you guys mean catty-corner?

They're all correct. Now excuse me while I order a soda, take a drink out of a water fountain, drive down a frontage road, and get inside from this sunshower.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

They're all correct. Now excuse me while I order a soda, take a drink out of a water fountain, drive down a frontage road, and get inside from this sunshower.

why sip out a bubbler when you got a perfectly good coke, and what kinda bubbler do you got on a parallel road that makes you so eager to get away from the devil beating his wife

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


The gently caress is a sunshower?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Inzombiac posted:

The gently caress is a sunshower?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEf20tj86T8

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Inzombiac posted:

The gently caress is a sunshower?

When it's raining but it still looks like this

ED-E My Love
Feb 26, 2014

The cutest lil' eyebot in the Wasteland

http://www.churchhousecollection.co...0Beatitudes.jpg

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

pik_d posted:

When it's raining but it still looks like this



Honestly "sunshower" is pretty self-explanatory compared to the devil beating his wife.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Inzombiac posted:

The gently caress

Was he in the Cobra unit?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/doctors-remove-stolen-180k-diamond-6436139

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


pik_d posted:

When it's raining but it still looks like this



Huh, where I'm from it's like that most of the year yet we have no name for it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I do not know why these things exist. But for every little boy who wants a toy spaceman with a laser gun there is apparently a little girl who wants a baby doll which poops loving marshmallows.


Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 06:46 on Sep 15, 2015

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Rough Lobster posted:

If you choose to gently caress a public fleshlight or indeed any fleshlight fleshlight you deserve to have your dickhead severed.

Nah, there's nothing inherently wrong with sex toys. Orgasms for all!

Sex toys only get sad and creepy if you dress it up, name it, and introduce it to everyone as your girlfriend. Or maybe if you attach the sex toys to stuffed animals. Or use them in public.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

pik_d posted:

When it's raining but it still looks like this



Why is there a dickbutt in this pic?

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Helios Grime posted:

Why is there a dickbutt in this pic?

:aaaaa:

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Here you go, apply as needed

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

death .cab for qt posted:

why sip out a bubbler when you got a perfectly good coke, and what kinda bubbler do you got on a parallel road that makes you so eager to get away from the devil beating his wife

Besides the word bubbler, I agree. What kind of coke do you like?

Also Straw-brerry and Li-bary

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

BananaButt

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

wayfinder posted:

Here you go, apply as needed



rear protrusion not having a single eye, 2/10

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
pussy corner

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Gorilla Salad posted:

I do not know why these things exist. But for every little boy who wants a toy spaceman with a laser gun there is apparently a little girl who wants a baby doll which poops loving marshmallows.




Wait, where are the marshmallows? What do you think are on charm bracelets?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Okay, but remember - you asked for this.






:nms:

HERE ARE THE loving MARSHMALLOWS

:nms:




Also, here is a 17 minute long video about the toy


EDIT: Whoops, there's a thing. I didn't get any preview image for the video because my computer's all kinds of hosed up.

Still, it's not really that bad. It is, after all, a toy for little kids.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 13:29 on Sep 15, 2015

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Gorilla Salad posted:

Okay, but remember - you asked for this.


Excellent work there, putting NMS tags around the image that is the exact same thing as the thumbnail for the video you in-lined.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"Lolol oopsy"

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

On the other hand, it is literally a children's toy

Katyiah
Aug 10, 2009
Ask me why I'm not running.


They're strawberries

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Eye see what you did there... :haw:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Gorilla Salad posted:

Okay, but remember - you asked for this.

Oh.





Oh.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Angela Christine posted:

Nah, there's nothing inherently wrong with sex toys. Orgasms for all!

Sex toys only get sad and creepy if you dress it up, name it, and introduce it to everyone as your girlfriend. Or maybe if you attach the sex toys to stuffed animals. Or use them in public.

Fleshlight user spotted

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax

Hyperlynx posted:

"kittycorner"? :catstare:

I never heard of this word before and I consider myself somewhat well-read.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Its a perfectly cromulent word

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Probably because it's a regional term

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Rough Lobster posted:

Fleshlight user spotted

This idiot still feels shameful about sexuality, intercourse and masturbation!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Tetracube posted:

Probably because it's a regional term

Eh, if I had a 20¢ piece for every time some goon acted all shocked and offended that their regional slang wasn't universally understood, I'd probably have at least 5 bucks.

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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You mean 5 big georgies

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