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I can see Illfonic actually making this game eventually. It'll be nothing more than a Skyrim sex themed mod with some netcode though, so you can probably save your cash and just visit Nexus for some more Skyrim themed making GBS threads dicknipples on your mudcrab sex slaves.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 12:30 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 04:41 |
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oTHi posted:What is your policy on mandatory sex buffs? gently caress whoever needs it or kick. We don't need non-contributors.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 15:24 |
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I hope there will be a respected love buff officer to monitor any incidents where Goon A refuses to open up for Goon B and provide and wield justice appropriately. Furthermore I hope to see that after Goon A eventually does open up the SSO (slut shaming officer) steps up to remind Goon A how gnarley they are. I dream a dream.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 16:00 |
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We should all pitch in to buy a manse and all be gay lovers in the manse and we can call our guild "im gay". Who's with me?
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:14 |
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I'm excited about writing things with poop or making art maybe.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:15 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:We should all pitch in to buy a manse and all be gay lovers in the manse and we can call our guild "im gay". Who's with me? Fine by me. As long as I can be the last one at the conga line.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:37 |
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But what if all I want to do is create the Ultimate Spiced Fish Pie recipe, and drive all the other pie-makers out of business??
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:57 |
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oTHi posted:But what if all I want to do is create the Ultimate Spiced Fish Pie recipe, and drive all the other pie-makers out of business?? That's fine. We'll need pie to keep our strength up for all the gay orgies. Everyone loves pie.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:34 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:We should all pitch in to buy a manse and all be gay lovers in the manse and we can call our guild "im gay". Who's with me? While manses are pretty gay, if you get a house with a storefront then random NPCs will come visit to buy things in your store. Random NPCs browsing your wares in the middle of a big gay orgy sounds pretty hawt.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:43 |
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Well, it all depends upon the spiced fish though. e: I really hope the gay orgies can be synchronized like the dancing teams in age of wushu. HiHo ChiRho fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Sep 10, 2015 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Well, it all depends upon the spiced fish though. I was just going to say that Angela's post made me imagine the player market in Age of Wushu but just filled with kung fu orgies.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:59 |
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oTHi posted:What is your policy on mandatory sex buffs? I'm envisioning a scenario where the group leader finally scrapes together enough dudes to do a dungeon, and you're all about to head in when you notice the healer has really low hp because he forgot his sex buff. Then you're like, well we might wipe if this guy dies, I guess I better suck his dick real fast so he's got that buff. Oh wait the dicksuck buff only increases magic regeneration, I've actually got to let him buttfuck me for the HP buff. Like do you pick the shame of having some random guy sodomize you for victory or the shame of having everyone die and deal with whatever eldritch convoluted hell bullshit you gotta deal with.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 13:58 |
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Rough Lobster posted:I'm envisioning a scenario where the group leader finally scrapes together enough dudes to do a dungeon, and you're all about to head in when you notice the healer has really low hp because he forgot his sex buff. Then you're like, well we might wipe if this guy dies, I guess I better suck his dick real fast so he's got that buff. Oh wait the dicksuck buff only increases magic regeneration, I've actually got to let him buttfuck me for the HP buff. Maybe there will be a Fluffer class.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 16:59 |
Rough Lobster posted:I'm envisioning a scenario where the group leader finally scrapes together enough dudes to do a dungeon, and you're all about to head in when you notice the healer has really low hp because he forgot his sex buff. Then you're like, well we might wipe if this guy dies, I guess I better suck his dick real fast so he's got that buff. Oh wait the dicksuck buff only increases magic regeneration, I've actually got to let him buttfuck me for the HP buff. I could swear this is an Oglaf strip.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 22:40 |
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oTHi posted:But what if all I want to do is create the Ultimate Spiced Fish Pie recipe, and drive all the other pie-makers out of business?? the special spices are actually my semen
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 00:49 |
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UnwiseTrout posted:I could swear this is an Oglaf strip. Kinda. Exceedingly yo.
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 01:04 |
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Whoops, nobody posted the weekly dev update. Probably because it is boring. No fanfiction at all. No day in the life of a fish monger or day in the life of a gong farmer. I don't know what this game is coming to. Oh, right, more minigames. https://www.revivalgame.com/blog/45-weekly-blog-update-44-study-hard quote:Weekly Blog Update #44: Study Hard First guy to master the making GBS threads Dick NIpples skill can teach everyone else.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 07:44 |
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Radical idea, but I think just radical enough for this game; what if only one person can ever naturally learn a skill, but has to chose to disseminate it to the rest of the server? Imagine orgy land but nobody knows how to do anal, so there's a bounty on the one guy who does. That sounds sufficiently insane I think.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 08:31 |
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Rough Lobster posted:I'm envisioning a scenario where the group leader finally scrapes together enough dudes to do a dungeon, and you're all about to head in when you notice the healer has really low hp because he forgot his sex buff. Then you're like, well we might wipe if this guy dies, I guess I better suck his dick real fast so he's got that buff. Oh wait the dicksuck buff only increases magic regeneration, I've actually got to let him buttfuck me for the HP buff. I think the shame of taking anything that happens in a video game seriously is worse.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 14:12 |
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Angela Christine posted:That's interesting about cryengine. Any dirty laundry about Unreal Engine 4? Unreal used to be really awkward for anything that wasn't an FPS, but that's no longer the case. At this point Unreal and Unity are both really popular, really extensible, and have great communities. Everything else has issues. (IdTech, Cryengine, Gamebryo, etc.) Rough Lobster posted:I'm envisioning a scenario where the group leader finally scrapes together enough dudes to do a dungeon, and you're all about to head in when you notice the healer has really low hp because he forgot his sex buff. Then you're like, well we might wipe if this guy dies, I guess I better suck his dick real fast so he's got that buff. Oh wait the dicksuck buff only increases magic regeneration, I've actually got to let him buttfuck me for the HP buff. Not to mention that the rest of the party has to sit there bored while the group leader lets this healer gently caress him up the rear end. Unless there's some kind of voyeur buff, or you get some kind of group sex bonus, but if that's the case then everybody's going to expect you to have the group sex bonus all the time. Will there be bands of roaming gay banditos who offer to orgy-gently caress you if you pay them enough so you can get the maximum sex bonus possible? Zaphod42 fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Sep 14, 2015 |
# ? Sep 14, 2015 16:24 |
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So in what way will "taking a poo poo" be included as an in-game activity? Is there a button I can press to just crap on whatever's closest?
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 20:53 |
Trier posted:So in what way will "taking a poo poo" be included as an in-game activity? Is there a button I can press to just crap on whatever's closest? Slow down there, buddy, you can't expect to just poo poo on command like that until you get some training from the server's Master Shitter.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 21:03 |
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Orv posted:Radical idea, but I think just radical enough for this game; what if only one person can ever naturally learn a skill, but has to chose to disseminate it to the rest of the server? Imagine orgy land but nobody knows how to do anal, so there's a bounty on the one guy who does. Wasn't there an MMO where the endgame boss required "the chosen one" to do the final point of damage, and no one knew who was the "chosen one" was?
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 21:05 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Will there be bands of roaming gay banditos who offer to orgy-gently caress you if you pay them enough so you can get the maximum sex bonus possible? I hope so.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 04:40 |
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Alexander DeLarge posted:Wasn't there an MMO where the endgame boss required "the chosen one" to do the final point of damage, and no one knew who was the "chosen one" was? That sounds like something an idea guy thought was a great thing, yeah. Couldn't tell you where from though.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 06:43 |
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Orv posted:That sounds like something an idea guy thought was a great thing, yeah. Couldn't tell you where from though. It's an interesting concept, but it's not something you actually do lol
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 09:28 |
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I am so happy that this is a real thing that exists. Not the game, but the concept. It's like they looked at the Star Citizen forum threads about realistic space sex bowel movements and said "Hey! That gives me a great idea for an MMO!" I hope they end up doing a Revivalcon.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 10:08 |
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OMG, this sounds terrible and awesome at the same time. It would be amusing as hell to have a character with prostitute as primary class. Prostitute/healer? Seriously laughing over here. ---- edit Prostitute Assassin!
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 12:18 |
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Haji posted:Prostitute Assassin! Sexecutioner!
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 12:37 |
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Das Gray posted:I hope there will be a respected love buff officer to monitor any incidents where Goon A refuses to open up for Goon B and provide and wield justice appropriately. Furthermore I hope to see that after Goon A eventually does open up the SSO (slut shaming officer) steps up to remind Goon A how gnarley they are. I dream a dream. rape officers are not a good idea no matter what cute name you give them you weirdo
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 13:01 |
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Four Score posted:rape officers are not a good idea no matter what cute name you give them you weirdo It wouldn't work anyway. Sex is a cooperative minigame. If one guy just lays there like a dead fish and doesn't put any effort into it you won't get the sex buff. You'll get the Bad Sex Debuff. Yes, that is a real thing.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 20:50 |
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Haji posted:OMG, this sounds terrible and awesome at the same time. It would be amusing as hell to have a character with prostitute as primary class. Prostitute/healer? Seriously laughing over here. Star Wars Galaxies came really really close. They had erotic dancers as a primary class.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 22:10 |
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I want to be a fecomancer.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 22:40 |
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LF1M Sex Nurse, no Half Orcs plz
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 22:41 |
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human centipede is a raid buff
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:24 |
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midnightclimax posted:human centipede is a raid buff Stack caps at 5
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 23:54 |
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neonbregna posted:I think the shame of taking anything that happens in a video game seriously is worse. Will you sell me your rear end virginity? I really need that permanent +1% HP bonus it confers. I'll trade you an ornate bronze dagger that took two weeks for me to week.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:52 |
Zaphod42 posted:Star Wars Galaxies came really really close. They had erotic dancers as a primary class. You could also go Commando.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 02:41 |
Rough Lobster posted:Will you sell me your rear end virginity? I really need that permanent +1% HP bonus it confers. I'll trade you an ornate bronze dagger that took two weeks for me to week. Ever since the virginity duping exploit the last patch caused the market's really tanked.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 06:56 |
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Bieeardo posted:Sexecutioner! I'm sexecuting you!
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 07:16 |