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I hope this doesn't come off rude, but any chance IGgy that you'll make new CAWs soon? I think I'm in the next batch and I'd love to have a (cave) guy in the ring again. Also if Zore doesn't object maybe we can be a tag team! He's like my hero. e: I also have a question for Punchy's next q&a session: "how do you wrestle with boxing gloves on?" Flamander can also answer this one. Zanzibar Ham fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Sep 13, 2015 |
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Zanzibar Ham posted:I hope this doesn't come off rude, but any chance IGgy that you'll make new CAWs soon? I think I'm in the next batch and I'd love to have a (cave) guy in the ring again. Also if Zore doesn't object maybe we can be a tag team! He's like my hero. I'll be sorting out my internet soon (finally), and have recently purchased 2k14 so I can help with CAW production soon.
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Junpei Hyde posted:I'll be sorting out my internet soon (finally), and have recently purchased 2k14 so I can help with CAW production soon. Finally! The Jumpy has come back to LPFWA! (some anime song starts playing) E: I trust you'll let me know once the time has come so I can add you to the thingamajigs. Zanzibar Ham posted:I hope this doesn't come off rude, but any chance IGgy that you'll make new CAWs soon? I think I'm in the next batch and I'd love to have a (cave) guy in the ring again. Also if Zore doesn't object maybe we can be a tag team! He's like my hero. Zanzibar Ham posted:e: I also have a question for Punchy's next q&a session: "how do you wrestle with boxing gloves on?" Flamander can also answer this one. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Sep 13, 2015 |
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Sep 13, 2015 18:57
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I keep hearing crows whenever people talk about custom wrestlers. Wonder why.
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Sep 13, 2015 18:58
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IGgy IGsen posted:Finally! The Jumpy has come back to LPFWA! (some anime song starts playing) Hell yeah. Also, if either of us (or anyone else with the game) becomes hardcore champion, multiplayer matches.
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Sep 13, 2015 19:45
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IGgy IGsen posted:Finally! The Jumpy has come back to LPFWA! (some anime song starts playing) No worries, I can wait until you're in the mood for CAWing! As for actual q&a posts, that could be cool.
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Zanzibar Ham posted:No worries, I can wait until you're in the mood for CAWing! As for actual q&a posts, that could be cool. Actually yeah, gently caress it ask Junpei anytging?
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 : I'm already open to any questions the fans may have for me, anytime, anywhere. And I gotta say, Punchy, that rematch was definitely worth it, I wouldn't want our only big match on the books to be that first one, one-sided matches are just dull. Let's do it again sometime. My next match is already set, me against Boob Marley, looking forward to that, and establishing my stable as a real force in the LPFWA. We're gonna teach this league the real meaning of "showmanship"! Oh, right, my agent suggested I get into a feud, so, let's get this camera on, and.... Gryph Hammer! You've dissed my buddy, Flamander, for the last time! Worse yet, you denied the crowd The Worm! At an upcoming pay-per-view event, I'm gonna take you down!
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Sep 13, 2015 21:22
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 Flamander asked me to do it! He said that it would help him hit the worm against John Cena! And he did! Twice even! Go Flamander! You did good, buddy! As for you, Eclectic, you didn't do me the courtesy of coming up with a name for my finisher. How am I going to compete with the Worm? All I'm saying is, I accept your challenge, even if I don't work here! In the parking lot, backstage, or if you really want, inside the ring during one of the lulls in programming, I'll fight you. At the next pay-per-view event, you'll face the Hammer. And my finisher? That's not the Hammer. (I've taken to calling it the Mark Out. My signature, which is almost never seen, is called 'Drop the Hammer', and the hammer is my last name.)
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Torchlighter posted:
: Hell yeah, that's the spirit! This is gonna be awesome! Uh, I mean, I'm gonna totally wreck you, man! But seriously I'm really lookin' forward to this, Flamander had nothing but good things to say about you, this should be a great match, and oh man there's gonna be so much heat, all our merch is gonna sell out.
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Sep 14, 2015 00:51
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 I'm just gonna leave this here. IGgy, feel free to do whatever you want with it...
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Haha, man, so much for me making a monster heel. That was kind of embarrassing. I am glad he got to do his corner chest splash though. Also, yeah, his main finisher is a bearhug and his secondary is the neutralizer I think? I needed something that looked like it had chest impact. 
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Action Shakespeare posted:Haha, man, so much for me making a monster heel. That was kind of embarrassing. I am glad he got to do his corner chest splash though. Also, yeah, his main finisher is a bearhug and his secondary is the neutralizer I think? I needed something that looked like it had chest impact. Give him a pirate gimmick and call his finisher the treasure chest.
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Sep 15, 2015 08:44
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 Rendar,I have thought your offer over,and I have come to a decision-you need me as much as I need you. Your "Stormtroopers" are inferior to my Kamakrazee Fukushima Warboys in every way,but you have the guzzoline and other rescources,so an alliance would be mutually beneficial...for the time being. Lazyfire was  anyway.
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 Attention conspiratorial oppressors of the free word. As soon as I'm out of this hospital and who locks infirmary doors anyway I'm joining a stable. The ORA.
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Sep 15, 2015 17:15
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anilEhilated posted:
Hey, that's my gag! I'm sueing you for copyright infringement.
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Sep 15, 2015 17:19
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 I just thought it would be polite to let everyone know that I've gotten lots and lots of invitations to join stables well okay at least two invitations but that counts as lots I think but anyways my point is that I don't think I should join any stable until I win a match I came pretty close against Grim Darkflame who was really good and deserves congratulations by the way that was a really good match and I'm proud of all of it except y'know the way it ended but I'm going to keep fighting and keep trying and keep drinking more and more coffee and turn my win/loss record around but until I at least get a win under my belt I don't think it would be right of me to accept any of these invitations for any of these ORAs because I don't want to be a drag on anyone else's success I'm going to win on my own terms and keep doing things the right way and give my very best every single day until I've become as good a wrestler as I know I can be and also I'm going to get another title shot one of these days and I'm gonna win it you see if I don't it's just a matter of time and effort I'll put in the effort and drink my coffee and eat my vitamins and I want to thank all the fans for their support I love you guys and don't stop believing in me and I won't ever give up and SOMEONE GET ME A FRESH ESPRESSO
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 Hrm, ORA, huh? [looks at tablet messages, grins evilly] Yesssss, I think ORA is the perfect fit for me! Sorry, Dash, old buddy, but I'm afraid your financial interests and mine don't co-incide. You had your chance, so feel free to prepare for your arse to be kicked rather heavily!
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:
 Uh, wow, are you okay? I guess I at least owe you a coffee for the brain damage or something. I didn't try to kill you, I swear. It's just really really fun booting people in the head over and over again. I think if it wasn't for that, you could have beaten me. It was a drat good match. I'm not a fan of these stables though. I mean, what good do they do me? It's not like I can go for a tag match alongside Lazyfire, or have Pomp jump into my match and beat up AnilEhilated for me, wrestling is still a segregated sport. Seriously Iggy, this is some 19th century bullshit, it's either 2015 or the mid-2020s (I'm not sure which, all I know is that everyone has a bit of brain damage around here), even on the Moon there's no excuse for how you run your organisation. ...But, you know, it still feels good to win a match. I didn't do too badly in my previous matches, but this one was a proper showcase of exactly how to kick someone in the loving face. I love how that has worked out, my finishers are brilliant. I'm pretty sure my finisher/signature request was "anything that is a boot to the head, ideally the most brutal one" and man, did you deliver. The camera angle made that superkick into something else, is that sort of stuff just random? Also, about me being really 90s, well, I wanted to be pretty metal but deliberately didn't want to just be a fake Kane or Undertaker, and then I turned out to be a woman, so that wasn't an issue. I didn't even know Sting was a wrestler, but looking him up, wow, Dad, put that ridiculous red jacket away, dress like a normal six-foot-two monstrosity, you're embarrassing as hell.
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Hey, at least you're being compared to 1990s The Crow Sting. I'm old enough to remember Sting's first look:
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Hey, at least you're being compared to 1990s The Crow Sting. I'm old enough to remember Sting's first look: Also Joker Sting.
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 :It appears that despite my slight handicap (being dead) I have been invited to join the ORA. I accept. We shall raid and riot across the wasteland, stealing what little gasoline people have managed to scrounge together and watch Dragonball!
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Lazyfire posted:
What. The. gently caress!? I mean, I was jesting about the comment! We're good,right? Pleasedontkillme.
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 I, too, have recently been approached with an offer to join the ORA, and I must say I very much like the idea - a new look as I get rid of this mask and hat calls for a new set of allies. Now I won't name which ORA, the relevant party knows who they are and I'm certain the others won't care where my allegiance lies until I and my new partners are punching in faces more near and dear (or visible) to them, but I will say if contracts are necessary we can write them up and everything at... I dunno, a bar or something? I've been thinking of starting my own up around here. I don't know much about alcohol or the art of serving it, but I do know none of these other moon-based bars carry ruby bliels and I really want to know what that actually tastes like. I mean, I've heard the story from a guy about that stuff, just piqued my curiousity, y'know?
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VolticSurge posted:
:How dare you disrespect the dead and apologize. You are terrible at raiding!
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 : "Hey Rendar, I got your invitation. I may donate a lot of time to charity, but there are limits even for me. Besides, shouldn't you be in jail or something?"
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Lazyfire posted:
: Yes,my men aren't good at raiding. That is because they specialize in full-blown WAR! Hence the name Warboy. As to your predicament, I may have a solution,but you won't like it. The A-Word is involved.
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Eeevil posted:
 There aren't any jails on the moon.
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Blind Sally posted:
We'll improvise. Someone find a closet!
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One night on the moon, all broadcasts are high-jacked and replaced by a message from Dash Rendar and his robot compatriot, Leebo. (Signal Hijacker courtesy of DashCo., for only $89.99, you too can hijack all forms of communication on the lunar surface! (Some assembly required, batteries not included). Good evening, people of the moon. This is Dash Rendar with a little message for all of you out there in the LPFWA: those of you who have aligned yourselves with the superior ORA, the one with the full backing of DashCo., rest easy in knowing that your needs will be taken care of. We look after our own, isn't that right, Leebo?  Yeah, sure, whatever. We do, my friend, we really. Not like these pretenders. These wannabe ORAs. See, our ORA stable is the best. Their stables? Just some Other Really Awful mess. Oh, for--really!? (Quiet, Leebo, I'm pontificating). No, see, DashCo.--which is a company, Eeevil, not a charity, we're a proper LLC--is fully committed to its members. We're committed to supporting them so that they can do what they do best: KICK SOME rear end!!! Thrilling. Those of you who have accepted my invitation, I look forward to working with you. Those of you who have opposed, well, it's a free lunar base. Not free in that you have rights and freedoms and are allowed to do things such as "make choices", but free in that it's a lawless hive of scum and villainy where the baddest outlaws are "free" to enforce their will over those inferior to them. So, uh, those of you who turned down my offer, keep that in mind. I've added you to our corporate poo poo-list. But don't worry, you have time to reconsider. I'm not a bad guy, no. I'm a reasonable man. ORA has bigger targets, namely: the other ORA stables. We did file a trademark and set up an LLC first. EclecticTastes? A bug to be squashed. Interrupter Jones? He's already a has-been. IGgy IGsen? He's passed out in his office as I stand here, speaking to you. Are these the kind of people you want leading an ORA stable? That's an excellent question, Leebo-- You told me to ask it. --and my answer is this: "no". Without a doubt, without hesitation, "no". ORA is going to crush ORA, and it's going to crush ORA, and it's going to crush ORA. *sigh* Now I realize that the "Organization of Rendar Admirers" is a pretty self-serving name. I admit that. I admit that. See, it was just an illusion. A corporate hoax to distract my enemies from my real goal. But now, my friends, people of the LPFWA, I've filed the paperwork. I've crossed my Ts and dotted my Is. It's done. It's true, I made sure he actually followed through with it. So without any further ado, I would like to introduce the wrestling world to ORA: Oliver, Rendar & Associates! Expect a hearty rear end-kicking during our office hours, which are 9 to 5 weekdays and 10 to 4 weekends. Though I do want to note that we kick rear end by appointment, please contact Leebo or Guri on the Outrider to book'em. Oliver was Dash's old lawyer. (Look, they don't need to know who Oliver is). We are in the business of taking what we want. We are in the business of winning. We are in the business of being the best that the LPFWA has to offer in sports entertainment. And let me tell you, business is good. He was going to work with us for this whole ORA thing. Dash even got the cards printed out. (Leebo, buddy, cut it out). I'm a not businessman. I'm a business, man, and my team and I are going to take care of business. Only problem is Palpatine ran over Oliver with his monster truck. Killed him instantly. Dash didn't want to pay for a new set of cards, so we kept his name. (Seriously? You're going to do this now?) Welcome to the new era of ORA. *Dash drops his microphone*The broadcast ends suddenly.
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 I have felt a great disturbance in The Force™. *ding!* Oh! My nachos are done. Excellent.
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 Rendar, you interrupted my stories. I hope you realize that this means war. Now I'll never know if Debra is Jim's evil twin or not!
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A while back, I asked:FredMSloniker posted:I assume just renting the game wouldn't be enough for me to send you a rough draft? And I was told it would be enough. Well, it turns out that was a filthy lie.  Because I apparently have to buy a $10 'online pass' to do anything involving sharing CAWs (and no, the seven-day free trial doesn't give you access, at least as far as I can Google). This is especially dumb because, if I could, I'd save the CAW to a USB and send the file to Iggy, so it's not like it'd tax their servers any.You may gather from this that I'm planning on making a change to my wrassler. You would be correct. We have approximately far too many male wrestlers and, like, four female ones (Joan Cena, DCB, Cutie, and Rara, unless there's one not on the roster page). So since all Walter's done so far is beat Zore and get squashed a few times (plus his 'not talking' gimmick turns out not to work well when the manager doesn't talk intelligibly either), I'mma gonna make a female CAW (once my rental disc shows up and I get the $10) and send it in. Sorry we didn't get to tag up, Pyroi!
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FredMSloniker posted:A while back, I asked: There's also Grim Darkflame and Pvt. Scott, also Cutie is Rara, you're thinking of Aurora. Good to see more female wrestlers, though, hopefully there'll be enough to add a ladies' tag title soon.
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EclecticTastes posted:There's also Grim Darkflame and Pvt. Scott, also Cutie is Rara, you're thinking of Aurora. I stand corrected. Six ladies. Though you can see how I was confused that 'Rara' might be a nickname for Aurora instead of Cutie McFlufflepuff.
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More ladywrestlers is a good thing! We can always use more. Don't let little things like "but I'm not a girl" stop you, they didn't stop me! I for one welcome the addition of FredetteMSloniker.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:More ladywrestlers is a good thing! We can always use more. Don't let little things like "but I'm not a girl" stop you, they didn't stop me! I for one welcome the addition of FredetteMSloniker. I did, in fact, briefly consider requesting an angle in which Walter considered his difficulties putting on a good appearance on-air, had whoever was translating for him by virtue of holding a one-sided phone conversation with him point out the gals don't have that problem, then having a female version of him just show up at a match. But another reason I'm doing this is that I was feeling a little too attached to the character, and I wouldn't be surprised if I was the one who pestered Iggy most with 'what I want for my character is'. So I'm going to make a character that's less 'me if I were somewhat better looking, much more athletic, and wearing a Waddle Dee costume' and more 'happy fun facemauler' and just relax and enjoy the angles he comes up with.
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