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Who will win the debate?
This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum 26 16.99%
Bobby Jindal 18 11.76%
George Pataki 21 13.73%
Lindsey Graham 88 57.52%
Total: 153 votes
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I think about Ronald Reagan's smile

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Yeah I didn't buy enough beer for this.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

A friend of a friend met Lindsey Graham and claims he's a really nice guy to talk to IRL. He's the least odious of these 4 losers on stage, I think. I mean, they'l ALL try and start wars in multiple Middle Eastern countries, but at least Graham seems like he has read an actual book besides the Bible/Atlas Shrugged.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Gee Reagan was real swell wasn't he :allears:

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
"Hi, I'm George Pataki."

"Hi, George!"

Reagan smiled as he drew his katana...

Len Dykstra
Oct 24, 2010
I think about his kissable lips

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Jesus Christ, he's going on about smiles while he has the worst smile I've ever seen on a human being.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

oh my god

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

unsurprisingly, this debate will be rated in reagans

The Great Moo
Nov 7, 2005

Does Pataki always do the Dreamworks smirk when he's talking?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Where do the candidates disagree w/r/t how awesome Reagan was?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Hi, I'm Rick Santorum. You might remember me from such Google searches as..."

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Reagan ushered in decades of economic prosperity

Jeb remembers the night his father was re-elected fondly

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


drat were going to be getting even more reagan corpse fellating than usual

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Opening promos! It really is a WWE show.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Some of you may know me by google. Sorry.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
CNN isn't really kidding themselves that it's about anybody but the Donald:

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
no, who are you again

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I think about Ronald Reagan's smile

:lol: starting off with abortions and welfare.

God drat.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Santorum's face drivers are malfunctioning

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


"Hopefully none of you have googled me." -Rick Santorum

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




some of you may know me by the internet meme made out of my name.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
MY DISABLED CHILD

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Some of you may know me from the sex act that bears my name.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Yeah I didn't buy enough beer for this.

There isn't enough beer in the universe for this.

Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011

"Some of you may know me ... because my name means frothy anal mucus"

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
I know you for a stupid, greedy son of a bitch, Rick.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Sorry Santorum I only know you because you're the name of semen combined with feces.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Most of you know me best for being that wonderful frothy mixture you get from really awesome anal sex.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
HI IM BOBBY JINDAL!!! IM NOT TRUMP!!!!
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ahahhhahahahhaha

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Goddamn I hate Santorum

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Bobby's got the bandwidth

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i know you because of dan savage rick

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
Rick lies about all of his accomplishments, and yet doesn't mention the real reason people might know his name.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


drat jindal attacking jeb and hes not even on stage to respond

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
Bobby Jindal doesn't ahve a famous last name or a real first name.

tumblr hype man
Jul 29, 2008

nice meltdown
Slippery Tilde
The heart and core of my...heart.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


"Proud father of 7 children" aka I have no sense of social responsibility.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I love you BJ

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
EUROPEAN NIGHTMARE :black101:

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