Sept 16, 6pm ET, CNN Losers and Haters Debate

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Who will win the debate? This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum	26	16.99%
Bobby Jindal	18	11.76%
George Pataki	21	13.73%
Lindsey Graham	88	57.52%
Total:	153 votes

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Good. He's not giving up with "the European nightmare".

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Backbone, bandwidth, experience.

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Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Hi, I'm Bobby Jindal. Look, you don't know or care about me.

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Sono: Apr 9, 2008

Some of you may know me because of Dan Savage.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

And Lindsey's in a good mood! :unsmith:

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

EUROPEAN NIGHTMARE!!!! :siren:

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Iron Twinkie: Apr 20, 2001; BOOP

I Bobby Jindal am a high speed internet connection.

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Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

Trump chokes Jindal's bandwidth.

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

I'm going to nuke the Middle East.

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

the european nightmare lmao

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BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

god i hate rick santorum

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How are u: May 19, 2005; by Azathoth

did bobby say he had the bandwidth to lead???

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Skeevy Mcgee: Feb 17, 2007

Military/Reagan c-c-c-combo!

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

Hey, Lindsay told a joke! And it wasn't that bad! Good on you Lindsay!

fakedit: You get a bomb, and you get a bomb, every body gets bombed!

How are u posted:

did bobby say he had the bandwidth to lead???

he's got enough synergy to win

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

a limp wrist crushing radical islam

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Santorum, you know what we know you most for.

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Did the Fox debate not have people in it?

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Auritech: May 27, 2004; Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

Lindsey Graham can win the War on Tara!

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Droopy Goines: Aug 2, 2003; Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

PLease don't kill yourself Lindsey Girl-Name, you can't bomb that gay away, just embrace it.

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mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Wait, I just tuned in. Did Santorum really reference his "Google problem"?

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BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

How are u posted:

did bobby say he had the bandwidth to lead???

yes

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Iron Twinkie: Apr 20, 2001; BOOP

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

I'm running for president to KILL MUSLIMS

welp there goes any respect I had for Graham

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

whoa who was that guy in the audience with the sick rear end beard

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Inglonias: Mar 7, 2013; I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

Auritech posted:

Lindsey Graham can win the War on Tara!

You misspelled "Terra"

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Leonard Ghostal: Apr 26, 2006

Graham lasted 3 seconds before talking about moslems

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anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

win the cold war

lol how much of that audience is left alive

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Thump! posted:

Did the Fox debate not have people in it?

There were maybe a dozen people in the audience.

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Wow holy poo poo

So our candidates in order, according to their own self-introductions:

Likes Reagan
Some Guy
Hates Trump
Hates Islam

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

WRAP IT UP GRAHAM, JESUS

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Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

How are u posted:

did bobby say he had the bandwidth to lead???

He did indeed!

And :wtc:

Graham ain't loving around with his goal of "all must burn".

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

lol first question about trump

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Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

I bet Jindal will be this debate's Fiorina.

Because he's saying hollow platitudes that somehow make conservatives' ears perk up.

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

hahaha first question about trump

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Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Thump! posted:

Did the Fox debate not have people in it?

the kiddy debate did not

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BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

the ussr as an evil empire

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