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Who will win the debate?
This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum 26 16.99%
Bobby Jindal 18 11.76%
George Pataki 21 13.73%
Lindsey Graham 88 57.52%
Total: 153 votes
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IllIllIll
Feb 17, 2012
The question is How not Why santorum

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Dahn
Sep 4, 2004

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Graham prescribes booze to fix America and tells moderates to shut up

I love everything about Lindsey Graham that doesn't involve his massive killboner and his rampant xenophobia


He would be likable, if he wasn't running on the invade Iraq platform.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Santorum apparently thinks the government builds factories

Rick Santorum, Committed Stalinist

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
"We've got a lot of plans..." said the candidate as his poll numbers drifted away

badatom
Dec 10, 2011
Screw 9-9-9, we're going for 20-20!

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

we got a lotta plans

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

He'd be a D&D poster?
Caro was more a GiP poster

and he survived Libya, but he didn't survive Syria:smith:

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

fade5 posted:

If Lindsey Graham was 40 years younger, he'd be one of those crazy fuckers who goes to fight in Syria and kill ISIL guys

Caro?

Wait no that's Libya

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat

badatom posted:

Screw 9-9-9, we're going for 20-20!

fewer numbers therefore better

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
lol manufacturing ain't coming back to the US, Pataki

Inglonias
Mar 7, 2013

I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

I actually like this idea of a 20% flat tax, but I'm a goddamn moron, so it's probably a really bad idea.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Flat Tax!

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Joementum posted:

Meanwhile, the feed in the press filing center cut out and was replaced with video of a guy setting up chairs.



the intern that set this camera up is going to be super-fired

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
the lowest in the developed world!

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

dp

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Youth Decay posted:

Caro?

Wait no that's Libya
He survived Libya and went into Syria.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Graham has to be loving with everyone playing the radical Islam drinking game

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Cut his loving mic for the love of God.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Haha this is such a mess.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Santorum really thinks people want to hear the math details of his tax plan (nobody does!)

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Pavlov posted:

Indians hate that Jindal hates that he's Indian.

yah that part was true, but I thought it was his large donaters who were also indian

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Heh, I'm starting to like Graham as well

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Thank you, Senator.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

shut the gently caress up santorum

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



THANK YOU SENATOR

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Inglonias posted:

I actually like this idea of a 20% flat tax, but I'm a goddamn moron, so it's probably a really bad idea.

a 20% flat tax would make poor people a lot poorer and rich people lot richer

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Haha this is such a mess.

its beautiful

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


bar

pool room

restaurant

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Waiting for Graham to say "I plan to create more jobs by making Islam Killing a paid position"

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Graham loves talking about that pool room

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Santorum is the one who last election called out Obama saying "why do you want every kid to go to college, you elitest? Why can't someone aspire to be a coal miner?" right? God, gently caress him.

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


Why does Lindsey keep correcting himself on his own past?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
how tall is Lindsay Graham?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Harald posted:

how tall is Lindsay Graham?

Pool room

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
minimum wage talk time for Graham to piss away all those almost good opinions

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


When I think minimum wage, I think middle class.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh poo poo is Lindsay gonna go all Dusty and do "Hard Times"??

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
what vacation, rear end in a top hat

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Hillary Clinton has a list a mile long to help the middle class. I have one note, dead brown people!

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Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Harald posted:

how tall is Lindsay Graham?

Like 5'6" tops

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