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Who will win the debate?
This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum 26 16.99%
Bobby Jindal 18 11.76%
George Pataki 21 13.73%
Lindsey Graham 88 57.52%
Total: 153 votes
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dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

A passionate defense of a minimum wage increase and workers from Rick Santorum is the last thing I imagined hearing tonight. #CNNDebate

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Mr Jaunts posted:

The candidates are all clocks stopped at different times

Except Jindal, he's been smashed to pieces and is never correct.

I think he's a bomb

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
I'm seriously shocked CNN has restrained themselves enough to not show a split screen of Trump just sitting around in the green room.

I bet they're trying to, though.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Mr Jaunts posted:

The candidates are all clocks stopped at different times

Except Jindal, he's been smashed to pieces and is never correct.

Imagine four clocks at the edge of a cliff overlooking a 707.

Time works that way.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Ahahahahaha yesssss Graham on Iran

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat
Could you make a Frankenstein's Monster of all the candidates and create a person that was actually reasonable?

e: Iran deal, so no. Thanks CNN!

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Senator Graham, would you nuke Iran?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol almost asked if they would authorize a nuclear strike against iran

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

REBUILD THE MILITARY

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Do they really need to ask if Lindsey Graham would bomb somebody?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I believe Graham when he says he'd attack Iran. I trust him on that.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I need to use "They know I would if I had to" and "The world, on fire" in my dating life

Rivensteel
Mar 30, 2010

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol almost asked if they would authorize a nuclear strike against iran

Freudian slip

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol almost asked if they would authorize a nuclear strike against iran

Owns

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Doctor Candiru posted:

I'm seriously shocked CNN has restrained themselves enough to not show a split screen of Trump just sitting around in the green room.

I bet they're trying to, though.

That tribble of a hairpiece isn't camera ready yet.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Again Graham can only get erect at the thought of mass killing Muslims.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

cnn wants to drop nukes on iran

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice
Graham, would you support a nuclear strike against Iran?

Merton Blask
Jun 30, 2008

So it's true! Mysterio is
gay for sex... with me?
It's the only way to be sure.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
NUKE IRAN

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
REBUILD our military??

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol almost asked if they would authorize a nuclear strike against iran

Actually, that would have been a good question.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol almost asked if they would authorize a nuclear strike against iran
I'd legit like to know if he'd say yes

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Woah, Kasich slam out of nowhere, that was uncalled for

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Turns out they need Veterans support.

Whoops.

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


Senator Graham on Iran https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat

Joementum posted:

Actually, that would have been a good question.

:agreed:

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

We only spend 12 times of the rest of the world on our military.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
lindsey's face lights up when iran is mentioned :3:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Doctor Candiru posted:

I'm seriously shocked CNN has restrained themselves enough to not show a split screen of Trump just sitting around in the green room.

I bet they're trying to, though.

Is that DONALD TRUMP'S music???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMxtpbOCrI8

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

fade5 posted:

I'd legit like to know if he'd say yes

He totally would too.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
If there's one thing the US is missing, it's a strong military.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
god I hate that smallest navy line

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol almost asked if they would authorize a nuclear strike against iran

They had Lindsey at "nuclear".

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Graham is getting a huge boner under that podium right now.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
We're on track to have the smallest penis since 1950. I'm going to make our penis big again

badatom
Dec 10, 2011
Lindsey should take a cue from his BFF John McCain and start singing Bomb, Bomb Iran...

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

regan got the hostages out of jail

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Jiro posted:

That tribble of a hairpiece isn't camera ready yet.
Trump's hair is real:colbert:

I don't know why the gently caress he styles it like that, but it's not a rug

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
also the idea that Obama just needs to ask the generals what they need

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