Sept 16, 6pm ET, CNN Losers and Haters Debate

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Who will win the debate? This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum	26	16.99%
Bobby Jindal	18	11.76%
George Pataki	21	13.73%
Lindsey Graham	88	57.52%
Total:	153 votes

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JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

I didn't watch much of the first debate, what are the highlights

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Graham is a tiny, scared, little man

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

i'd invite rouhani over for some burgs and pool

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Santorum wants to... murder scientists? Ok yeah that sounds right

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memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

Yeah let's give more stuff to israel

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

MASSIVE PENETRATORS

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Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

Israel's dirty, requires MOPs.

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

fade5 posted:

Trump's hair is real

I don't know why the gently caress he styles it like that, but it's not a rug

It may be real, but its the weirdest comb over ever.

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Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Tell me more about these massive penetrators

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

George Pataki is an expert on who was in office on 9/11.

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Graham just jizzed a little at the mention of Massive Ordinance Penetrators

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

BENGHAZI

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Beforehand: Oct 14, 2012

JT Jag posted:

I didn't watch much of the first debate, what are the highlights

All of it. It's loving incredible, I'm actually exhausted.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

give israel penetration

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HisMajestyBOB: Oct 21, 2010; College Slice

Man, they're all chomping at the bit to talk about how much they'll kill Muslims.

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momerath: Nov 15, 2014

#bombiran

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memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

I can't believe my state ever elected this retard governor

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Santorum wants to... murder scientists? Ok yeah that sounds right

Bring pro life ends at the date of birth

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Istvun: Apr 20, 2007; A better world is just $69.69 away.; Soiled Meat

fade5 posted:

Trump's hair is real

I don't know why the gently caress he styles it like that, but it's not a rug

The yoogest, most luxurious combover in the world.

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Pataki is bringing up 9/11 a lot. What's his deal?

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Nagato posted:

MASSIVE PENETRATORS

Don't quote my nickname

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Fish Cant Hold Gun: Jul 2, 2015; by Ralp

I'd penetrate Israel

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tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Doctor Candiru posted:

I'm seriously shocked CNN has restrained themselves enough to not show a split screen of Trump just sitting around in the green room.

I bet they're trying to, though.

Cut to 9 candidates sitting quietly, not acknowledging Rand Paul's and Ted Cruz's corpses in the middle of the room

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Many of us believe?

gently caress you CNN

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

an 8.3 earthquake just hit chile

nah, trump's more important

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Iron Twinkie: Apr 20, 2001; BOOP

Gotta give more weapons to Israel. How else will the apocalypse happen and we trick Jesus into coming back?

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Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

A passionate defense of a minimum wage increase and workers from Rick Santorum is the last thing I imagined hearing tonight. #CNNDebate

His actual proposal is for a 50 cent increase over 3 years so don't get too excited

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SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Pataki is bringing up 9/11 a lot. What's his deal?

The Giuliani maneuver. We need a Biden, fast!

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

that bin laden crane killed more muslims than these jokers ever will

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fronz: Apr 7, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

JT Jag posted:

I didn't watch much of the first debate, what are the highlights

I learned that John Bolton wants to bomb iran right now.

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exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

DEATH CULT

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Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

All of Iran are radical doomsdayers, yes

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

P r o j e c t i o n

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BWV: Feb 24, 2005

Vertical Lime posted:

an 8.3 earthquake just hit chile

nah, trump's more important

is not even that big. not even close to YOOGE

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fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

JT Jag posted:

I didn't watch much of the first debate, what are the highlights

Lindsy Graham has a war boner 24/7/365

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Uh Rick...so does yours

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Senf: Nov 12, 2006

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Pataki is bringing up 9/11 a lot. What's his deal?

9/11 happened 5 days ~~and 14 years~~ ago man, it's a current issue that needs to be discussed in depth during these debates

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

lol Santorum talking about Muslims wanting to begin the End Times, as if Christians don't do the same thing

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q1dm4: Dec 2, 2003; rockets only

...so do you, rick

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